Blaze

23 Jul 2008, 02:44 PM

This is the best idea since one of Colbert's stating that we need to start eating endangered animals (and it makes sense, because you don't see cows going extinct.)

Your idea makes sense too. I've always thought that humans will never evolve because we've effectively stopped natural selection. I mean, with a laboratory, we could create a breed of water-breathing humans by simply dunking a bunch of men and women in a tank of water, and then breeding the man and woman who survives the longest.

Better yet, make it so only college grads can have babies. That's probably a more humane way of reinstating Natural Selection xD