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College Games; Non-fiction
Topic Started: 15 Jul 2008, 03:01 PM (612 Views)
Cameron	15 Jul 2008, 03:01 PM Post #1
Administratinator Posts: 1,740 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: 20 December 2007	Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Insane Games for College Students The freshman dorm at Taylor University is a place of endless battle. Fighting breaks out every day, and casualties are constantly mounting. The reason for all this turmoil is simple: ninja frisbee. Ninja frisbee is an every-man-for-himself struggle that has combatants using frisbees in place of shiruken (ninja stars). If you get hit, you’re out. Eventually this game, like the Nerf Wars that proceeded it, broke out into sporadic fighting. True to the way of the ninja, players now rely on ambush and surprise, and anyone in the dorm is fair game. That knock on your door may be a friend wanting to know about tomorrow’s homework, or it may be a foe holding a frisbee with your name on it. This is only one of the many games you will find on college campuses. They are played by students with time on their hands but no money in their pockets. After all, when there are people who strongly desire to have fun, they will have fun, no matter the circumstances. This is the sort of sanity-optional gaming that leaves some people asking, “What were you thinking?” and others, “Can I try?” If you want something more organized, consider playing Flattress. One person charges down the hallway holding a mattress out in front of him. The other braces himself holding his own mattress out as a shield. Neither opponent can see the other. The moving one tries to knock the one who is standing still as far as possible, while the stationary one tries to retain that status. As in the Olympic hammer or javelin throw, distance is everything. Additional mattresses can be placed behind like gymnast mats, if you’re one of those sissies whose bones don’t knit quickly. Sure there are the activities that pass for “normal” on a college campus: organized sports, disorganized sports, roleplaying, reading, watching videos (anime or otherwise), perhaps even some of that “homework” thing that the professors talk about in class. Then there are the activities that defy conventional classification. Taylor’s biggest major is the Professional Writing major. Of those writers, most want to go into writing fantasy. Many of them have purchased wooded swords. It was only inevitable that sparring came to be. Sparring takes two people with identical weapons and pits them in combat, ideally not mortal. Head shots are supposed to be avoided and blows are to be pulled if possible, but then nothing ever really goes according to plan. And besides, if one of the combatants doesn’t show up the next day with a good set of bruises, she feels cheated. But not all games are physical, some are mental, in every sense of the word. Perhaps the most insane game of all is the game of One Thousand Blank White Cards. It is called the “Calvinball” of card games. This creatively titled game requires one or more packages of blank white index cards, some pens, and a bunch of crazed college students. Stir thoroughly and bake for 2-3 hours. The rules say that play proceeds clockwise, that everyone starts with five cards, can have no more than seven cards at a time, and draws two cards at the end of his turn. However, in a game like this, the only reason there are rules is because without they are made to be broken. After all, what good is being an rebel if you have nothing to rebel against? The players create the cards, which are shuffled into the deck. Whatever is on the cards becomes the rules of the game. Half of the fun of the game takes place in making the cards before the game even starts. Results are usually hilarious. The card “You shot the invisible swordsman” gives you 1,000 points for your incredible marksmanship. Owning the card “Amulet of Awesomeness” gives you 1,300 points. If another person summons “The Fist of Norris” you’ll lose 600 points. If she plays “Don’t Panic!” on you instead, you’ll have to run around the room screaming like a maniac. It won’t affect your chances of winning, but it’s sure fun to watch. Other cards can make you speak in a foreign language or accent, do a dance, or answer every question you’re asked with “Your mom.” One Thousand Blank White Cards is not for the faint of heart, or anyone who is going to stop and say, “Wait, that doesn’t make any sense.” And if that sounds crazy, you will probably want to avoid the sequel, Crunchkin, a game that incorporates just enough rules to be truly terrifying. All told, college games can be a way to have a good time for those lacking hard cash and sound judgment. Just watch out for frisbees.
	Note that Cameron is not Patrick and does not run Godlimations.


Blaze	20 Jul 2008, 06:27 PM Post #2
Health: 600/600 Posts: 1,577 Group: Admin Member #8 Joined: 6 January 2008	I can't wait to go to College. Edit: Thanks to google, I now know you live in Indiana. I could steal your identity, because i know where you live and what your name is! Ok, actually I forgot what your last name is, so it's okay. xD Edited by Blaze, 20 Jul 2008, 09:09 PM.
	"One day we'll get married. What do you think of that? My best man will be Harry. Your bridesmaid will be your cat!" -Ron Puppet


Giul	21 Jul 2008, 08:47 AM Post #3
World Traveler/Fighter Posts: 1,793 Group: Moderator Member #28 Joined: 15 February 2008	Can't wait to go to college and [play gameS! oh and do that homework' thing you spoke of
	"This is our world. Look after it. We can make a difference." -Spot the Difference final stage Giul Michael and Jen. The Slicing Students. Godlimations RPG


Petal	21 Jul 2008, 04:34 PM Post #4
Horned Rogue Posts: 125 Group: Members Member #54 Joined: 1 July 2008	oh dear ! ive been to univercity so i suppose thats what you mean when u refer to college where i live a college is usually a private institution well word institution does seem fitting in light of the previous storey that one would pay for and complete a usually basic type of degree. so what would ya'all want to study?



Cameron	21 Jul 2008, 05:44 PM Post #5
Administratinator Posts: 1,740 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: 20 December 2007	I'm studying to be a writer. Here in the US, college and university are largely interchangeable. There may be a slight difference in meaning, but I wouldn't know what it is.
	Note that Cameron is not Patrick and does not run Godlimations.


Curley Q	17 Sep 2008, 12:10 PM Post #6
Goliath Posts: 976 Group: Veterans Member #3 Joined: 26 December 2007	Oooo. Me too! Mom is making me go for a journalism degree because she says I need a a degree in something.
	My Command is this:Love each other as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that he should lay down his life for his friends. -John 15:12-13 That's a mighty wicked place. Tilt-a-whirl's okay, but the rest is pure wicked. Hell have no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned Now boarding stand by passengers


Giul	17 Sep 2008, 12:48 PM Post #7
World Traveler/Fighter Posts: 1,793 Group: Moderator Member #28 Joined: 15 February 2008	Curley Q 17 Sep 2008, 12:10 PM Oooo. Me too! Mom is making me go for a journalism degree because she says I need a a degree in something. Good Luck! I'm going for a Pharmacy degree. I'm good at science and i want to help people!
	"This is our world. Look after it. We can make a difference." -Spot the Difference final stage Giul Michael and Jen. The Slicing Students. Godlimations RPG


ARAZEC	19 Sep 2008, 06:37 AM Post #8
This Person Has No Life Posts: 4,055 Group: Members Member #48 Joined: 18 June 2008	well thats interesting so what do you actually think you will do when you finish?
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Santa Fe	27 Sep 2008, 01:21 PM Post #9
Alcove Puppetmaster Posts: 906 Group: Veterans Member #81 Joined: 11 August 2008	I'm 12 but I kinda have a sport,but not so much college-related.It's either breakdancing or tae kwon do(psst I don't like to brag but I feel special because I do those things). Ooo I also like to play chess.
	I say nay, therefore I am I am what brings yaysayers to their demise and force them to submit to demands of MINE OWN! Therefore, logic of nay is the hope that brings light and also forthcomes with devastation yay, because who decided hate was better than purity? Who decided purity was better than hate?


Santa Fe	27 Sep 2008, 02:22 PM Post #10
Alcove Puppetmaster Posts: 906 Group: Veterans Member #81 Joined: 11 August 2008	Oh you mean games!!Well then I play a few games like in cards I play games like speed and dry the well(which I'll tell you how to play next week) and this fun game you need a pool and maybe a diving board to do, it's called pool banzuke( the banzuke thing is from a show),you make tricks like cancan(left or right), canopener(left,right,middle or if you have 1 left canopener person and 1 right and 1 middle is the arrow),disco can,holy man,swan dive,frog jump,tornado( a 360),hurricane wilma(2 people jump in the pool at the same time),hurricane rita(3 people jump in),hurricane katrina(4 people jump in), and now hurricane Ike(everyone jumps in the pool and your score is based on how many people on your team jump in).Their are many more moves but I can't say them all here is a point score: Can Can(Left,right):200 points The Arrow:900 points The Pencil:250 points Belly Flop:700 points Arial(forward):800 points Holy Man:400 points Swan Dive:400 points The Pen:250 points Backflip:1,000 points Arial(side):850 points Can Opener(left,Right):300 points Frog Jump:200 points Cannonball:750 points Frontflip:900 points Handstand(foward fall):650 points Can Opener(middle):350 points Tornado:500 points Backbreaker:600 points Cartwheel:500 points Handstand(backward fall):650 points Aerodynamic(or aeroblast):500 points Letter A:150 points Letter B:150 points Letter C:150 points Letter D:200 points Letter E:200 points Letter F:200 points Letter G:250 points Letter H:250 points Letter I:250 points Letter J:300 points Letter K:300 points Letter L:300 points Letter M:350 points Letter N:350 points Letter O:350 points Letter P:400 points Letter Q:400 points Letter R:400 points Letter S:450 points Letter T:450 points Letter U:450 points Letter V:500 points Letter W:500 points Letter X:500 points Letter Y:550 points Letter Z: 650 points Entire Alphabet:9,000 points(points for letters can only be counted as their points as long as started from beginning of alphabet alphabetically to that letter,otherwise it's 150. Their are more but I can't say the rest or you'd get confuzzled.
	I say nay, therefore I am I am what brings yaysayers to their demise and force them to submit to demands of MINE OWN! Therefore, logic of nay is the hope that brings light and also forthcomes with devastation yay, because who decided hate was better than purity? Who decided purity was better than hate?


cheesebug	18 Nov 2009, 12:02 AM Post #11
Ultimate Threadkiller Posts: 1,854 Group: Members Member #295 Joined: 3 July 2009	6 more years! then four years of that? sounds pretty fun, actually. im getting my bachelors degree in criminal justice so i can become a sherriff, marry a buisness man, and have four to five kids,
	At Wendy's one day... My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch? (dude hands her some ranch packets) Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER! My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you’re marrying a Sicilian I’ll beat you to death with my slippers! VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!


Concolor	18 Nov 2009, 05:39 AM Post #12
Death Posts: 1,542 Group: Members Member #310 Joined: 15 July 2009	Do we have any Germans here? A couple of these games sound like they could be found in German fencing clubs (which have little to do with fencing, and a lot more to do with random violence German-style). @Cheesebug: You shouldn't marry a business man, he will never have time to be home. Find a guy who can take care of those kids while you're working as sheriff.



cheesebug	18 Nov 2009, 09:21 AM Post #13
Ultimate Threadkiller Posts: 1,854 Group: Members Member #295 Joined: 3 July 2009	i is germanz and i just thot a bizznezz man would be able to make more money, but i gess ur rite......
	At Wendy's one day... My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch? (dude hands her some ranch packets) Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER! My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you’re marrying a Sicilian I’ll beat you to death with my slippers! VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!


Luemas	18 Nov 2009, 07:26 PM Post #14
All ur Walrus R belong to Me Posts: 4,041 Group: Members Member #189 Joined: 14 January 2009	Yeah, let the woman wear the pants. Transvestism! Woo! Ehehm.. No comment.
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AdikAko	19 Nov 2009, 03:01 AM Post #15
Shrum Posts: 36 Group: Members Member #287 Joined: 23 June 2009	I like highschool better WHY? because I am still in highschool duh.... hahahahaha no really highschool here is more than what you see in those japanese shows let me show you an act (i saw this one myself in the canteen) Setting in the canteen boy is behind a girl classmate ordering boy: hey why not get a diet you eat too much? girl: what do you care do you feed me? boy: then let me pay for you girl: good so I can eat more boy: then go on a diet, I am gonna feed you this time girl: then I will pay boy: why bother? girl: SHUT UP boy: laughs
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