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Jesus Facts; Fun Facts of GOD'S SON
Topic Started: 2 Jan 2009, 09:37 PM (956 Views)
Luemas	15 May 2009, 08:24 PM Post #31
All ur Walrus R belong to Me Posts: 4,019 Group: Members Member #189 Joined: 14 January 2009	Sweet, when you figure it out, drop us a line. Sounds real ripper to hear it ay?
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Godzilla	20 May 2009, 05:56 AM Post #32
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes? Posts: 1,503 Group: Moderator Member #30 Joined: 17 February 2008	Luemas 2 May 2009, 02:33 PM Thanks And yes, the greeks were weird. And 2, the New Testament was written in Greek, not Hebrew But yes, the Bible is finicky. So are you saying Hebrews was written in Greek and Romans was written in Greek. weird? Anyways I was listening to a son by Paul Colman Trio "If I was Jesus" the lyrics are extremely funny but extremely true. If I Was Jesus, I'd have some real long hair A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I'd wear I'd be the guy at the party, turnin' water to wine Yeah me and my disciples, we'd have a real good time. Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you (woooooh) And I show you who's the boss (woooooh) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I Was Jesus. I'd have some friends that were poor I'd run around with the wrong crowd, man I'd never be bored Then I'd heal me a blind man, get myself crucified By politicians and preachers, who got somethin' to hide. Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you (woooooh) And I show you who's the boss (woooooh) [ Paul Colman Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I Was Jesus. If I Was Jesus, I'd come back from the dead And I'd walk on some water, just to mess with your head I know your dark little secrets, I'd look you right in the face And I'd tell you I love you, with Amazing Grace. Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you (woooooh) And I show you who's the boss (woooooh) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I Was Jesus. If I Was Jesus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNsGInFCI7U It's bad quality but its the song.
	http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


Patrick Majewski	3 Jun 2009, 10:12 AM Post #33
A man's life is changed by a dare Posts: 247 Group: Big Boss Member #2 Joined: 20 December 2007	cool lyrics, gives you a better perspective. I want to grow long hair too, but it turns into a moppy afro. Edited by Patrick Majewski, 3 Jun 2009, 10:13 AM.



Luemas	4 Jun 2009, 12:29 PM Post #34
All ur Walrus R belong to Me Posts: 4,019 Group: Members Member #189 Joined: 14 January 2009	Patrick? Afro? ... (Censored for Patricks protection of happiness(Don't Worry, it was just laughing))
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fromdustyoucame	28 Jul 2009, 09:57 AM Post #35
NSA, Black Ops Division Posts: 63 Group: Members Member #332 Joined: 22 July 2009	Jesus felt anger. Jesus didn't mind tossing some tables if you tried to screwed with his morals. So if being Christlike means making some people uncomfortable, so be it.



Godzilla	15 Aug 2009, 10:27 AM Post #36
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes? Posts: 1,503 Group: Moderator Member #30 Joined: 17 February 2008	WWJD is a misnomer... You might get struck by lightning
	http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


heaven1112	6 Sep 2009, 03:15 PM Post #37
New Member Posts: 6 Group: Members Member #400 Joined: 6 September 2009	he saw a man in a tree without even looking



heaven111	6 Sep 2009, 03:38 PM Post #38
Zombie Posts: 18 Group: Members Member #398 Joined: 5 September 2009	gods like that cat u see across the street u never no whats instore for him or u when u see that cat
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cheesebug	6 Sep 2009, 05:55 PM Post #39
Ultimate Threadkiller Posts: 1,810 Group: Members Member #295 Joined: 3 July 2009	what was that one? didnt understand a word u saids girlfriend.
	At Wendy's one day... My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch? (dude hands her some ranch packets) Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER! My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you�re marrying a Sicilian I�ll beat you to death with my slippers! VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!


Junior	3 Oct 2009, 10:23 AM Post #40
Ub3r Shrum Posts: 1,109 Group: Members Member #311 Joined: 17 July 2009	When the romans were still fighting "spartans" the jews were fighting freaking cyclops and dragons. just goes to show you how hardcore the bible really is. also, I've been thinking this for a while, if Jesus was human AND god, does that make him a demigod?
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