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| weirdest prayer; the weirdest prayers you have ever heard | |
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| Topic Started: 26 Feb 2009, 01:02 AM (598 Views) | |
| baby_gurl | 26 Feb 2009, 01:02 AM Post #1 |
Crab King
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oh my god.... we thank you... for the food... that mom has put in front of us and stop.... the devil from doing bad things.....and get outta here ... satin...go go so we can live in peace amen the |
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| kiernan36 | 6 Mar 2009, 05:36 PM Post #2 |
some guy you've never met and probably don't want to
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you misspelled satan. i dont think any one will reply |
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| kiernan36 | 10 Mar 2009, 10:15 PM Post #3 |
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okay, heres one. "dear god, i need to borrow some socks. mine have a hole in them." the reply,"if your socks are holey, they get into heaven anyway." |
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| ARAZEC | 12 Mar 2009, 07:48 AM Post #4 |
This Person Has No Life
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think again......who said brain cramp? not me but its mine now I have to say the weirdest sounding prayers i have heard has got to be ppl praying in tongues not all the time but sometimes you gotta admit it sounds weird |
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| baby_gurl | 12 Mar 2009, 06:43 PM Post #5 |
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Crab King
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ya it does sound weird but i hear it every day so im use to it |
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24 Mar 2009, 09:15 PM Post #6 |
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes?
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on etime my brother prayed for 20 minutes Bless the construction workers...bless the dogs.... Then finally my mom said amen and that was that. I ve heard stories. He blessed everything but the food. Lol |
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| Luemas | 25 Mar 2009, 03:27 PM Post #7 |
All ur Walrus R belong to Me
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I know this guy, who has a really really monotonous voice, and so he prayed at my old church every week. And, sometimes... i feel like falling asleep. |
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| kiernan36 | 25 Mar 2009, 10:51 PM Post #8 |
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i know the feeling |
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| baby_gurl | 4 Apr 2009, 01:09 PM Post #9 |
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theres a kid who prays in school at lunch for so long he only has about 10 minutes to eat his food.lol. hes in chior and hes a really good singer. hes a tennor and one grade below me |
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| ARAZEC | 4 Apr 2009, 01:43 PM Post #10 |
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oh that is weird |
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4 Apr 2009, 05:34 PM Post #11 |
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My 10 year old cousin prayed at Thanksgiving once, and he said "Thanks for the food God. You're awesome and stuff." |
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| baby_gurl | 4 Apr 2009, 05:57 PM Post #12 |
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that must have been a quick prayer |
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| Luemas | 5 Apr 2009, 02:44 PM Post #13 |
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I'm a tenor and people keep telling me to join the choir. So i guess i will next time. |
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| kiernan36 | 7 Apr 2009, 07:41 PM Post #14 |
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i cant sing anymore. i started coughing a while ago and i messed up my voice. |
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| baby_gurl | 8 Apr 2009, 02:39 PM Post #15 |
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you still sound good enough your just not loud enough like my friend k |
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