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| Topic Started: 10 Mar 2009, 10:23 PM (1,019 Views) | |
| kiernan36 | 10 Mar 2009, 10:23 PM Post #1 |
some guy you've never met and probably don't want to
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i, in particular have to say my favorite was in gods timing. due to comparison, god has one million years to earn a penny for that guy. by that time, he wont need it! funny, funny stuff |
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12 Mar 2009, 07:55 PM Post #2 |
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The joke does not seem as funny when explained. Now I must leave. My powers of obvious deduction are needed elsewhere. |
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"One day we'll get married. What do you think of that? My best man will be Harry. Your bridesmaid will be your cat!" -Ron Puppet | |
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25 Mar 2009, 05:22 PM Post #3 |
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes?
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Or the one where they figure out how to clone people and God is like no use your own dirt. Good stuff... |
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http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl. | |
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| kiernan36 | 25 Mar 2009, 09:35 PM Post #4 |
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yeah, i love that one "okay, let's have a contest. whoever can make the most people wins" "sure, no problem, god" "woah, woah, woah! no, you get your own dirt!" and god said that it was good! |
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| Luemas | 26 Mar 2009, 03:21 PM Post #5 |
All ur Walrus R belong to Me
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No, it's not who can make the most people, its make a person, from dirt. Sorry. My perfectionist tendencies are taking over for lack of anything else to do. |
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Cameron
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28 Mar 2009, 08:42 PM Post #6 |
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Both of those are old jokes, regrettably. But I did like them.
Edited by Cameron, 28 Mar 2009, 08:43 PM.
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Note that Cameron is not Patrick and does not run Godlimations.
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Giul
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31 Mar 2009, 09:01 AM Post #7 |
World Traveler/Fighter
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I liked all of those older cartoons, It was the first things I played from Godlimations, besides Trapped. I've always liked them. |
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"This is our world. Look after it. We can make a difference." -Spot the Difference final stage Giul  Michael and Jen. The Slicing Students. Godlimations RPG
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| kiernan36 | 1 Apr 2009, 05:11 PM Post #8 |
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i first played trapped, then pursuit, then i finally clicked on the link that led me to the site. that was only three months ago. i watched all of the animations when i was supposed to be sleeping. then again, i do a lot of stuff when i am supposed to be sleeping. in the summer, i sleep once a week. during school, i sleep for two hours every night. anyway, i think trapped might be one of the most famous series i know of. but i like other series as well, like mardek(not from godlimations) and others like it. now about the animations, the first one i saw was the bible in 5.30 minutes. and i just thought of something that could go in god and the scientists, "may the best man win." |
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3 Apr 2009, 06:35 PM Post #9 |
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I tried playing Mardek, but Chapter 1 is sooo long. I got through the prologue though. The beginning was really funny. |
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| kiernan36 | 3 Apr 2009, 09:31 PM Post #10 |
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if you think chapter one is long, dont try chapter two. it is at least 4 times as long. im still working on it. i can get through chapter 1 in half an hour. |
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| Luemas | 5 Apr 2009, 01:26 PM Post #11 |
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Wait, what is Mardek? |
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5 Apr 2009, 09:15 PM Post #12 |
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It's a flash RPG with a blend of sprite and drawn graphics. It's a lot like Final Fantasy, but it also has some parody-like themes. |
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"One day we'll get married. What do you think of that? My best man will be Harry. Your bridesmaid will be your cat!" -Ron Puppet | |
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| kiernan36 | 5 Apr 2009, 09:46 PM Post #13 |
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tis an rpg. chapter one goes like this. you start off with two characters: mardek and deugen. both characters are level 50. you have to save a princess from a dragon. the dragon is funny. when you slay him, he says"oh dear, i have been slain." you then read some funny dialogue from deugen. if you haven't guessed it by now, in the game, he's the smart one. you exit the dream, and your characters are level 1 again. you then leave the area by heading south(if you want three potions, go inside and open the chest). go to the town. go all the way to the west, and when you come to a fork, turn south and head across the bridge and follow the path. in front of the first house, deugen will leave and go home. go into the first house and speak with your mother. it doesn't matter what you say, but my favorite response is," it was great! we slew a princess and saved a dragon!" head up the stairs to mardeks room. the floating blue crystal can heal you. walk into the bed and watch a movie. deugen will rush into your room and wake you up. follow the dialogue to find out what to do. this is optional. go east then north, to the top house. talk to the guy to get a free quest in the sewers. lots of treasure involved. when you have the five pipes, excess is acceptable, go to the same guy and get the cog wheel necklace. also optional, go to the west, then north to the barracks. take all of the potions. exit town to the south where you came in. go to the forest. explore, and find treasure. use your map. it works well for finding treasure or a place you havent been. along the way, you will find a cabin. it has a blue crystal inside. continue along your way and fight the poshgoblin. exit on the west side. go to the crater.you will then fight the boss. he is weak. enter the ufo. you will see a flash of light and an "angel" will enter mardeks body. go through the dialogue and head home. sleep in your bed and continue the dialogue. congrats, you finished chapter one. i found it on crazymonkeygames.com 
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| Luemas | 6 Apr 2009, 06:57 AM Post #14 |
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I think i remember something like that. I think I got bored though. It's about two kids. And a meteor or soemthign. |
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| kiernan36 | 6 Apr 2009, 02:38 PM Post #15 |
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yeah, something like that. but they call it a fallen star. |
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