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Topic Started: 7 Apr 2009, 08:25 PM (145 Views)
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What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes?
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Reset…reset…RE-F***ING-SET!
Frustration passes my mind every time I think about it.
The internet is being mean to me…stupid internet.
If I could reach in I would pull up the icon and strangle it.

I reset you seven times,
Before you allow me to use the internet.
I finally get on so happy I am crying
-Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage- please RESET!

!@#$ you!
I kick the computer
No reaction, just a dent and my foot hurts too
I check the router, but that just makes it worse.

I finally get on the internet
I surf the web within two minutes
I am afraid you will disconnect again and have to reset
But then you last for hours

When I do not need you,
You work fine
But when I need you the most
You are a vile swine!

Dearest Internet Connection,
Please work for me
I would like to do my homework without interruption
But if you cause it, I will smash your home off a tree.

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My anger with my internet connection, it pisses me off so much. Curse you Rogers Hi-speed because that is bullshit! My comp is slow as shit...sorry for all the swearing my angry side got the better of me.

This for NaPo #7

~~~CREDITS~~~
Written and Idea by: Jonah Mullen aka ~Godzilla725
Inspired by: My shite Internet Connection
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You know... swearing won't help you much as a writer. It may be good for adding emphathis, but there are other ways to express your fury. I mean, I don't like to curse, don't like it when people around me curse, and so.... stuff...
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Thats why I (*) it out here on DevArt i don't add *'s plus it adds emphasis. Which i what iwas going for.
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You still said the S word...
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ohh...
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Yeah. It's all good though.


Fo shizzle.
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fo shizzle what do you thikn you are the nedt big rapper?
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No, it's my attempt to communicate with the streets, you gotsta git ot dere nd speek dere language, udderwise dey dont listen to yo donk.
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leet speak?
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Ugh! I have the SAME problem sometimes, by internet just suddenly decides, to die. and at home when the phone rings the connection is lost.
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THat sucks.
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'till the end
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23 Apr 2009, 04:52 PM
Ugh! I have the SAME problem sometimes, by internet just suddenly decides, to die. and at home when the phone rings the connection is lost.
spooky..
Success is a ladder, which you cannot climb with your hands in your pockets.
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That would actually suck if you think about it.

Alright. We need healers to spam healing.
You two. Distract it by flying around on your griffins.
LET'S DO THIS! LEEEEROOY JEN- OH SHNAP!
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Leeroy Jenkins!
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