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Paranoia
Topic Started: 12 Apr 2009, 09:13 PM (1,238 Views)
Godzilla	12 Apr 2009, 09:13 PM Post #1
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes? Posts: 1,503 Group: Moderator Member #30 Joined: 17 February 2008	Bathroom I reach for my toothbrush and am scared almost to death. There is someone in the mirror standing behind me. I whip around to attack my attacker but there is no one there. Bedroom I lie down in my bed before the flight leaves tomorrow and look to the edge of my bed to check for intruders I swear I see out of the corner of my eye someone lying there in the darkness. I am scare to death. I look out to only find out it is a blanket. I hear rattling in my closet and see the shirts sway back and forth. I reach for my knife under my pillow and prepare for combat. I charge into the closet and my cat is lying in my shirts. I slide my knife back down and try to get some sleep. Un-peaceful Dreams I dream of unpleasant things clowns, terrorists, gangs, guns, war... death. I can not seem to get any sleep so I toss and turn in bed all night not getting any sleep. Getting Ready Once I wake up, I hear thumping down in the kitchen. I grab my knife once again to kill the bastard in my kitchen. I make it to the kitchen and the fridge is open and a see legs protruding down beneath the door. I slam the door shut and a piece of fabric falls out from within my fridge, the cat is once again on the counter begging for food. I put my knife down and carry on with life. Car Ride I get into my car with my bags all packed my cat with the neighbors. I drive down the street and glance into the rear view mirror. There is someone crouching behind my seat. I open the door and dive and roll onto the cold and unpleasant cement below. My car carries on for twenty more feet and rolls to stop. I approach with extreme caution and there is no one in there. I get back in and start the long drive to the airport. Airport I sit beside a man and his wife they have two children. Her veil covers her face and his turban elongates his head. Beep Beep Beep Beep I hear from beneath his cloak I run for the hills. “BOMB!” I scream and I dive over a pile of empty chairs. Chaos and panic erupts from the Airport floor. He stands up speaking a different language waving his arms. Airport security tackles him and tasers him to the floor. Interrogation “Why did you scream bomb?” a large man screams in my face. “The man with turban was beeping…” I squeal back cut off by another raving question. “Wrong answer! Did you ever consider it being a watch?” He screams in my face he looks at another man with rubber gloves “Do your thing.” And he leaves. Airplane I finally make it to my plane I waddle to my entry. Without my carry on which was confiscated and put into the luggage compartment. I feel very uncomfortable; someone is going to hijack the plane. Terrorists. I get up and try to leave. The flight attendant pushes me back down into my seat. “I want off there is terrorists here.” I say. “No there is not.” She says “Keep it down.” And another flight attendant comes and straps me to my seat. The people behind me get uneasy. “I am not fucking crazy! There are terrorists here!” I yell. I am kicked off the plane for causing a disturbance. Paranoid I am paranoid. Author's Comments Napo #11 Sometimes I scare myself...lol...hehehe...wriggles around in stray jacket and bites tongue
	http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


Luemas	13 Apr 2009, 11:19 AM Post #2
All ur Walrus R belong to Me Posts: 4,046 Group: Members Member #189 Joined: 14 January 2009	If someone so much as screams Bomb in an airport, you're either getting a fine or going to jail probably lol.
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Godzilla	15 Apr 2009, 06:20 AM Post #3
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes? Posts: 1,503 Group: Moderator Member #30 Joined: 17 February 2008	Yeah but they think they would realize he has a case of gthe crzies...and im trying to captivate a different audience this time with other issues in society.
	http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


ARAZEC	16 Apr 2009, 09:22 AM Post #4
This Person Has No Life Posts: 4,055 Group: Members Member #48 Joined: 18 June 2008	I ALSO FIND CLOWNS UNPLEASANT
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Godzilla	17 Apr 2009, 05:35 AM Post #5
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes? Posts: 1,503 Group: Moderator Member #30 Joined: 17 February 2008	clowns are very unpleasant
	http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


dutchgirl	24 May 2009, 07:38 AM Post #6
'till the end Posts: 919 Group: Veterans Member #10 Joined: 11 January 2008	great story I also found a scary pic of a clown
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Godzilla	1 Jun 2009, 05:58 AM Post #7
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes? Posts: 1,503 Group: Moderator Member #30 Joined: 17 February 2008	Oh why...now i am going to have nightmares. Thanks dutch.
	http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


dutchgirl	1 Jun 2009, 06:01 AM Post #8
'till the end Posts: 919 Group: Veterans Member #10 Joined: 11 January 2008	aww I'm sorry Edited by dutchgirl, 1 Jun 2009, 06:18 AM.
	Success is a ladder, which you cannot climb with your hands in your pockets. http://purexart.deviantart.com/


ARAZEC	1 Jun 2009, 07:53 AM Post #9
This Person Has No Life Posts: 4,055 Group: Members Member #48 Joined: 18 June 2008	Edited by ARAZEC, 1 Jun 2009, 07:55 AM.
	OTTOR never BE SORRY


Godzilla	1 Jun 2009, 08:38 PM Post #10
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes? Posts: 1,503 Group: Moderator Member #30 Joined: 17 February 2008	Actually my mom just got home from Holland she just vacationed for a week just south of Amsterdam. She was talking about Bergenopzoom(don't pronounce as it reads she says). And how everything is so expensive, and about the bicycles everywhere.
	http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


dutchgirl	2 Jun 2009, 11:39 AM Post #11
'till the end Posts: 919 Group: Veterans Member #10 Joined: 11 January 2008	awesome did she liked it? (bergen op zoom <-- we do pronounce it as it reads xD) but that's not south of amsterdam
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Luemas	4 Jun 2009, 12:26 PM Post #12
All ur Walrus R belong to Me Posts: 4,046 Group: Members Member #189 Joined: 14 January 2009	bergen Like burger but with an n? op as in opt out? zoom as in zoom zoom zoom?
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dutchgirl	4 Jun 2009, 02:11 PM Post #13
'till the end Posts: 919 Group: Veterans Member #10 Joined: 11 January 2008	no ehm zoom --> oo = like the 'o' in no and the rest is really hard to explain I don't even no how to explain... look up some dutch songs maybe you'll understand
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Luemas	4 Jun 2009, 04:31 PM Post #14
All ur Walrus R belong to Me Posts: 4,046 Group: Members Member #189 Joined: 14 January 2009	Any suggestions? lol.
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dutchgirl	6 Jun 2009, 07:30 AM Post #15
'till the end Posts: 919 Group: Veterans Member #10 Joined: 11 January 2008	eh,, I don't really like dutch music this one has a English translation!: Nick&Simon - Take my Hand (English) Nick&simon - pak maar mijn hand (Dutch) both youtube links
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