My confessions

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My confessions
Topic Started: 25 Apr 2009, 09:23 PM (100 Views)
Godzilla	25 Apr 2009, 09:23 PM Post #1
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes? Posts: 1,505 Group: Moderator Member #30 Joined: 17 February 2008	I caused both world wars to happen. I taught Chuck Norris everything he knows. I could find ten thousand things in any room to kill you with. I killed Hitler, case closed. I also taught Bruce Lee. I pee on electric fences for fun. I once ate an entire farm including the farmers just to prove a point. I am superman’s kryptonite. I can stop a bullet just by looking at it. I have x-ray vision. I once killed a man by farting. I killed the radio show not video. I invented the computer. I convinced Tom Hanks that he served in Vietnam. I voted for Pedro. I created cancer. I am the reason for disease. Death is my best friend. I wear short shorts, do you wear short shorts? I painted the Mona Lisa. I run over gypsies to relieve my boredom. I wear socks in sandals. I cut off Van Gogh’s ear. I am the reason Saddam is hiding. I periodically rampage through the streets of Tokyo. I am the pop-up for free Viagra. I am a level 99 dragon. I beat Zezima on runescape. I am the reason for the season. I am the big bang. The solar nebula was my fault. I can sneeze with my eyes open. I sleep in the nude. I shed my skin monthly. I am the eyes staring back at you. I can be divided by zero. I ordered a Frosty at Tim Horton’s and got one. Author's Comments NaPo # 23 I know its late I didn't have time yesterday. Anyways a change from all the depressing stuff i have and a little humour added to the mix. Its not as long as it could be but eh... And I stole the idea from Dru....Cameron By: jonah Mullen
	http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


Luemas	2 May 2009, 01:00 PM Post #2
All ur Walrus R belong to Me Posts: 4,060 Group: Members Member #189 Joined: 14 January 2009	Actually... Saddam Hussein is dead.... Sorry to burst your bubble. Oh and I know what Tim Hortons is! And Bruce Lee is Jackie Chan without the humor...
	YOU MADE ME


Godzilla	3 May 2009, 09:00 AM Post #3
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes? Posts: 1,505 Group: Moderator Member #30 Joined: 17 February 2008	no he isn't the american government just wants you to believe he is dead. The video with him being hanged is fake.
	http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


Luemas	3 May 2009, 12:56 PM Post #4
All ur Walrus R belong to Me Posts: 4,060 Group: Members Member #189 Joined: 14 January 2009	Um, what? Have you been reading tabloids again? The anarchists want you to read the tabloids you know.
	YOU MADE ME


Godzilla	3 May 2009, 03:35 PM Post #5
What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes? Posts: 1,505 Group: Moderator Member #30 Joined: 17 February 2008	I dont read tabloids...I stalk the government.
	http://godzilla725.deviantart.com/ "Rest, prepare, cry in the corner...whatever you do before a mission, only do it quietly." ~ Malik (Assassin's Creed) "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." ~ A. Whitney Brown When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


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