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Pastafarianism; The atheist religion
Topic Started: 23 Jul 2009, 08:03 PM (3,249 Views)
Cameron
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Pastafarianism is to religion what the bumper sticker is to a well-reasoned argument. Like Hippie said, it's a satire. And it's not a very-detailed or well-thought out argument. Yeah, people have a lot of fun with it, but it's not meant to be taken seriosly.
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And if you're a true Christian, it won't be. We shouldnt let some immature weirdos hiding behing a computer screen using all caps control our beliefs.
whats....with....the unicorn?
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oh i imagined they actually thought of something new !!!

meh ive been told getting flogged,humiliated and mudered for a crime you didnt commit may be on par with living in Kansas -but thats not documented is it? (no offence anyone from there) :love:

I call Holy War ! :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :love: :love: :love: :love: take that _uckers :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:




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Sometimes satire can be the most elegant of arguments ;)
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arazec, why would you call for a holy war against truckers? :S

@concolor: someone mentioned something about pearls and swine...
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oink oink





*at least i didnt have to drown myself
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SWINE FLU!
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@Luemas: Though your prescription is entirely correct, I still resent using the label "she" for The Unicorn :o
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She is as female as she is pink as she is invisible.

I mean who ever heard of a MALE invisible pink unicorn!
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Heresy! Are you one of those reformed Unicorians? Everyone knows that anything other than orthodox Unicornianism is ludicrous. To say that The Unicorn has gender is just as ridiculous as saying that the Universe is bouncing rather than twirling.
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I think it is more important for all followers of the Invisible Pink Unicorn to band together and denounce the true heretics: those followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Just think, they believe in a god made of pasta! Everyone knows that it isn't a noodly appendage that keeps us on the ground, but a Horn that keeps us tethered to the earthly meadow.
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That is true, let us put our differences aside for now, so we may join forces against the growing menace of Pastafarianism!
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Are we allowed to eat pasta? Because if we aren't, we're probably going to have to excommunicate the Italians. Or even the Chinese even.
Just putting it out there.
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Good question. In a way I am tempted to say that pasta-eating is allowed as it is effectively the same as destroying false idols put out by the blasphemers. Making pasta is of course a mortal sin :)
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the stuffed variety (tortellini,ravioli and the like) are unpure and therefor would be considered unlawfull under Subsection 2 Clause B
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