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Ask A Mormon!; Ask me anything!
Topic Started: 18 Aug 2009, 05:01 AM (1,046 Views)
Jason_K	18 Aug 2009, 05:01 AM Post #1
Shrum Posts: 31 Group: Members Member #385 Joined: 18 August 2009	I saw this and i knew that some of you would like to know a mormons point of view on things Well, ask away! I will do my best to answer any and all questions to the best of my knowledge.



cheesebug	18 Aug 2009, 05:46 AM Post #2
Ultimate Threadkiller Posts: 1,810 Group: Members Member #295 Joined: 3 July 2009	haha "ask a mormon" is a weird phrase.......but why do that when you have google? narwhalz jk.......... first, what is a mormon?
	At Wendy's one day... My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch? (dude hands her some ranch packets) Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER! My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you’re marrying a Sicilian I’ll beat you to death with my slippers! VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!


Patrick Majewski	18 Aug 2009, 07:16 AM Post #3
A man's life is changed by a dare Posts: 247 Group: Big Boss Member #2 Joined: 20 December 2007	What's the go with magic mormon underpants?



Jason_K	18 Aug 2009, 03:07 PM Post #4
Shrum Posts: 31 Group: Members Member #385 Joined: 18 August 2009	What is mormon? We actually like to call ourselves Latter Day Saints. We study the Bible just like you but we believe that God has given us more instruction through modern day revalation though the prophet, it all started with Joseph Smith Jr. The angel Moroni came to him and told him to go dig up the golden plates in the hill Comorah (not sure on the spelling, sorry) when he got there the angel told him to wait until the plates were ready to be brought out into the world, after a while the time was right and he began translating the plates. He translated them with the Urum and Thummim, we now know these translations to be the Book of Mormon, hence the term "Mormons"



Jason_K	18 Aug 2009, 03:20 PM Post #5
Shrum Posts: 31 Group: Members Member #385 Joined: 18 August 2009	Magical Mystical Mormon Underwear! As far as i know, which isnt alot about this topic, seeing as i dont have them yet, i actually get them in a couple of weeks. But from what i have been told, they are a symbol of purity, they offer protection, i know of a man who was badly burned everywhere but where his garments were, that is what we call them.



Concolor	18 Aug 2009, 03:24 PM Post #6
Death Posts: 1,490 Group: Members Member #310 Joined: 15 July 2009	Why don't you wear long underwear? That way they would protect more of you. If that man had worn full-body underwear he wouldn't have been burnt at all I suppose.



Jason_K	18 Aug 2009, 03:31 PM Post #7
Shrum Posts: 31 Group: Members Member #385 Joined: 18 August 2009	huh, that does bring up a good point. From what i know, we are not supposed to show our garments, hence they only go to the knee and mid bicep.



Luemas	18 Aug 2009, 05:25 PM Post #8
All ur Walrus R belong to Me Posts: 4,019 Group: Members Member #189 Joined: 14 January 2009	What is the secret Mormon handshake?
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Jason_K	19 Aug 2009, 01:32 AM Post #9
Shrum Posts: 31 Group: Members Member #385 Joined: 18 August 2009	i have never heard of a secret handshake, but i will see what i can learn and get back to you on that



Jason_K	19 Aug 2009, 01:43 AM Post #10
Shrum Posts: 31 Group: Members Member #385 Joined: 18 August 2009	mind you that i am only 19, about to go on a mission and havent yet had my endowments yet, which is i suppose where one would learn this



ARAZEC	19 Aug 2009, 04:02 AM Post #11
This Person Has No Life Posts: 4,006 Group: Members Member #48 Joined: 18 June 2008	hi I am ARAZEC nice to have you here p.s -i always invite missionaries in for an ice block 'cause it gets really hot ri\ding a bike around here as we have heaps of hills.
	OTTOR BE SORRY


DemonMayCare	19 Aug 2009, 05:16 AM Post #12
Crab King Posts: 54 Group: Members Member #259 Joined: 4 May 2009	What do Morons fear the most?
	You can only look for him in the Dark


Patrick Majewski	19 Aug 2009, 06:13 AM Post #13
A man's life is changed by a dare Posts: 247 Group: Big Boss Member #2 Joined: 20 December 2007	Luemas is 14 And he can tell you a lot about the bible.... Right Luemas??? A muslim I spoke with a few years ago told me about the quran and that they also believe in the bible. Similar to what Jason said, the guy said that the quran is an extended super belief, as the bible plays out as a bass to an orchestra. So the whole idea is that it's okay to be a Christian, but to be a super Christian, you follow the quran, the book of mormon... the book of catholicism, the watchtower etc... We all know this isn't true, otherwise muslims would class Christ the messiah, JW's would acknowledge the trinity, "Latter day saints" would not enforce themselves on door to door missions... and so on... I can vaguely understand the mormon underwear... The bible also uses accessories to symbolize certain fruits i.e. Sword of truth, breastplate of righteousness, helmet of salvation etc... Though we don't take scripture literally by equipping ourselves, Christians carrying a sword everywhere, killing whoever we think is ungodly... funny thought, but scary... So the context addressed is to equip ourselves spiritually, accessories are an example to give us a picture regarding spiritual warfare, since these accessories are used in physical warfare. err, is morons a typo demon? Edited by Patrick Majewski, 19 Aug 2009, 06:32 AM.



Luemas	19 Aug 2009, 10:10 AM Post #14
All ur Walrus R belong to Me Posts: 4,019 Group: Members Member #189 Joined: 14 January 2009	Patrick Majewski 19 Aug 2009, 06:13 AM Though we don't take scripture literally by equipping ourselves, Christians carrying a sword everywhere, killing whoever we think is ungodly Wait what? Oh crap. I can't use crusades as a legitimate case for killing infidels?
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ARAZEC	19 Aug 2009, 03:42 PM Post #15
This Person Has No Life Posts: 4,006 Group: Members Member #48 Joined: 18 June 2008	i know i know spelling bees are what morons fear most ! on another note- wonder what Mormons have in common with other Christians?
	OTTOR BE SORRY


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