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All religions
Topic Started: 20 Oct 2009, 09:52 PM (696 Views)
cheesebug
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There has been talk in quite a few threads about different religions. Here is a thread to post your religion, and if it's mixed, express your opinions. This way we can know where your opinions are coming from when you have one in debate.
I shall post later when I'm not so le tired :D
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At Wendy's one day...
My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch?
(dude hands her some ranch packets)
Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER!

My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you’re marrying a Sicilian I’ll beat you to death with my slippers!

VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!
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Luemas
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My religion is Virology, where I make viruses that kill people who follow religions not mine.

I mean christianity.

Convert or die. Convert or die. Convert or die.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
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its not more interesting than that? like certain views on the bible, certain views on creation....
cmon help me out here ;)
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At Wendy's one day...
My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch?
(dude hands her some ranch packets)
Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER!

My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you’re marrying a Sicilian I’ll beat you to death with my slippers!

VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!
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Luemas
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As conservative as you can get on views, as nice as you can get on punishment.

Or something.
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I'm a Christian. I think there are many routes to God (although I don't know enough about all the world's religions and philosophies to be able to have an opinion on whether or not they all are).

I think there is a lot of wisdom in the bible, but I also think there is a whole lot of the crazy.

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i am a born again Christian
OTTOR never BE SORRY

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I'm non-religious, and would in most cases count myself as a Humanist.
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Conradw
 
I'm a Christian.
ORLY??? hmmm I was... off... any way, I'm a christian, although I have a hatred for all things organized... Don't get me wrong, I love god, but Jesus never talked about all of these dogmas... because they're not part of the bible.
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concolor, are you serious?
well im sure a christian wouldnt joke about this, i kinda hope youre joking, no offense, but dont think me gullible when i say i hope you can find a way to get closer to God by being on here.
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At Wendy's one day...
My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch?
(dude hands her some ranch packets)
Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER!

My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you’re marrying a Sicilian I’ll beat you to death with my slippers!

VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!
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Quite serious. I thought my signature was pretty clear? Also it sort of forms the basis of everything I say and do so it should be quite easy to detect I guess?

Anyway, since I know you think being closer to God is a good thing, I'll take that as a compliment :) Thanx for caring about me cheezy. Also, I think ARAZEC is sorta working on that part but so far she hasn't even explained to me why she believes in God, so it's going a little slow.
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Concolor
21 Oct 2009, 06:41 PM

Anyway, since I know you think being closer to God is a good thing, I'll take that as a compliment :)
so what you would think it's a bad thing?
and i dont get your sig. not really :-/ other than the skittles thing....OH now i get it......reason, c, andl come first, everything else is secondary.

including the Lord?
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At Wendy's one day...
My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch?
(dude hands her some ranch packets)
Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER!

My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you’re marrying a Sicilian I’ll beat you to death with my slippers!

VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!
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I think he just said he was non-religious...
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Yep, if any Gods tell me to do something unreasonable, uncompassionate or something that goes against love (like sacrificing my son, or keeping two people from loving each-other) I would disobey those Gods even if I thought they existed.
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God is Love and he is not self destructive as he is the creator-
he wont love us to death-he will love us to life
God is Good
He wants exceedingly and abundantly to give you more good and prosper you in everyway
OTTOR never BE SORRY

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22 Oct 2009, 03:06 AM
Yep, if any Gods tell me to do something unreasonable, uncompassionate or something that goes against love (like sacrificing my son, or keeping two people from loving each-other) I would disobey those Gods even if I thought they existed.
thats sad
#1 there is only one God in the first place
#2 he wouldnt randomly tell you to kill someone, he'd have a good reason.
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At Wendy's one day...
My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch?
(dude hands her some ranch packets)
Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER!

My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you’re marrying a Sicilian I’ll beat you to death with my slippers!

VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!
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