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Topic Started: 20 Oct 2009, 09:52 PM (5,183 Views)
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haha! Great joke, and it does sound like something I could say :D
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*Falls out of chair once more* Dang... I am so glad you guys are on here, that's the hardest I have laughed in a LONG time.XDDDDDD
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Doesn't know why ANYONE would point out that something was obstructing the guillotine.

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Huh?
I is confused...
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luemas, we know why. you're missing the point of the joke if you have to ask.
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I guess he is missing the point of it... I like these jokes though...entertainment.
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I was going to tell a guillotine joke, but i though it was a bit too edgy.
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come on Conradw!Spill it! I wanna hear.
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He did.

Get it, edgy?

Missing the point?
Hahaha.

But still, I mean, he could have ridden with it and gotten off scotch free. Rather, he decides to let his pride take over and prove them wrong.

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No I no get it at all...
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wanna know what the Charismatic Pentecostal said?
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uh...sure?
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Ok, so the guilotine is the death sentence.
Nobody wants to die, and the so the Christian and the Jew say to the effect that God will save them.
The Atheist comes along and proves that God didn't save them, just a faulty mechanism. However, the same faulty mechanism would've saved his life. Although, I guess the executioner would notice something odd then, and probably examine it himself, but you get my point.

I think.
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Yeah, I do. Thanks for the breakdown, bro ;)
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It's cool, I'm used to sounding stupid while trying to sound smart.
Not that I'm being egotistic, or anything, sometimes I just consolidate parts that I don't feel like typing at the time.
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