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Fortunatley/Unfortunatly
Topic Started: 28 Oct 2009, 02:18 PM (824 Views)
ARAZEC
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OHW bad luck ay? sheez
OTTOR never BE SORRY

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fortunately, the shmwow was so absorbent, it sucked up all the blood from the white carpet, with no mess!
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At Wendy's one day...
My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch?
(dude hands her some ranch packets)
Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER!

My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you’re marrying a Sicilian I’ll beat you to death with my slippers!

VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!
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Unfortunately, without Billy Mays, it just wasn't the same.
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unfortunately theres no fortunately for that...............
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At Wendy's one day...
My bud to cashier: Hey can I have some ranch?
(dude hands her some ranch packets)
Me-OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY RANCH GIVER!

My mother to my bro-You need to find a nice girl and settle down. An Italian girl! And no Sicilians! If I find out you’re marrying a Sicilian I’ll beat you to death with my slippers!

VOT FOUR CHEESAY, SHEES GUD AT SPELING!
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Fortunately, Montresor was a horrible builder, and Fortunato was really in control the entire time, and broke down the flimsy wall and burst into the banquet hall, shocking everyone that the man presumed dead, was alive.
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unfortunately he was being eaten alive !
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Fortunately, he died before he could be fully eaten, and therefore, was eaten dead.
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Unfortunately, he got cold and clammy before the other guy could finish.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT so vote for me.
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Fortunately he hired a cannibal from Indonesia to eat him for him.
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What is green...scaly...breathes flame...and has spikes?
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Unfortuanately someone did CPR and saved his life he is now in a lot of pain
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Fortunatly the pain made him faint and fall in a well of boiling lava...where he then burned to death.
Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
"God is not dead; nor doth He sleep!"
The Wrong shall fail, the right prevail,
With peace on earth, Good Will to Men!


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Why do we need to kill "it" if its not "alive"?
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Unfortunately a drop of lava bounced out of the volcano and burned down Billy Mays' mansion.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT so vote for me.
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fortunately he was correctly insured
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unfortunately he couldn't enjoy his good fortune
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fortunately his kids did
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