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Sengoku Rance
Topic Started: Oct 13 2010, 11:30 PM (2,983 Views)
alien time witch
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this thread is pretty much so that kyle and i can talk the SHIT out of this game, but
yo this game OWNS fuckin play it son

-it's like a board game and a jrpg and a strategy game and a micromanagement sim but without any of the GAY
-you can rape chicks if you're into that shit
-once you beat the game, you unlock this sweet ass additional mode that lets you play as any of the clans found in the game

i main retard clan aight yo retard clan for life

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Arstibara
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I main Uesugi clan. B-)

Also, doing a Yamamoto run now. At war with Takeda, Tokugawa, Mori, and Retards. Trying to capture Tokugawa generals, before the castle. Capturing Yasumasa is MUST. I already have Tadatsugu though, so B-)

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Edited by Arstibara, Oct 15 2010, 01:49 AM.
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I just got blitzed by both Takeda and the Demon Army in the same turn.

On the downside, I lost Yamatai, Izumo, and Himeji.

On the plus side, I am now only fighting two people now.

This makes things easier.

:sagan:

Also, thank you, whoever, for changing the boards while I was typing this. :kirk:
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alien time witch
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what should i do kyle
mouri is too fuckin strong
i can own asai asakura, hara, and mikos, but that would put me in bounds with takeda/uesugi so FUCK THAT

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I would make the Takeda neutral.

That way, you can attack Hara and Miko easily.

Make Mori neutral too.

Of course, since you won't ever do neutrality pacts, I would suggest conquering Asai-Asakura. Uesugi, though strong, is not quite up to par with Takeda and Mori.

Also, why aren't you recruiting people?
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i'm recruiting people, but only decent - good characters. the people in my prison are shit.

also, i am deadlocked enough to consider neutrality pacts :sagan:
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If it weren't for all the rape and sexuality, I would actually be tempted to try this game. However, Rape's Rapeventures in Rapan is not my idea of a wholesome and compelling gaming experience.
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the rape is off by default. you have to active all of the questionable content in the options menu
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ffffffffffffffff

Demon Army captured Leila and she got raped to insanity by Xavier. I was so pissed, I restarted that turn.

Japs think that is canon too so double-ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

She is such a good unit. :(

Leila is now waifu-tier in my eyes.
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FFFFFFUCKING KEIKOKU

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Keikoku is such a bitch in Isoroku IF Route.

I bet she's gonna be an even bigger bitch in Kenshin and Ran routes. :(
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I have to call their defense budget into question here

That armor is hardly tactical
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Corey
Oct 19 2010, 08:15 PM
I have to call their defense budget into question here

That armor is hardly tactical
You sayin' the Takeda clan has shit armor? Fuck you, they will fucking blitz you to death. See that guy in the back? That's Takeda Shingen and he is all armor. He will kill you to shit. Those four motherfuckers in front? They will fuck you up, son. Just as bad as motherfucking Godzilla.

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And who the fuck needs armor when you are a wizard? See these mofos right here? They're Hojo, they will fuck you up. They don't need armor; their magic is their armor. They can attack every unit in your army at once. They will fucking fuck you up, bro. They even get ogres to do shit for them. Fucking Hojo Souun, that classy bamf in front, he could single handedly rape you cause he is a fucking classy bamf.

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And why the fuck would the Mouri clan need armor when their leader is huge as fuck? His daughters are fucking ninjas, bro. Ninja maids. You will get fucking wrecked, dog.

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And see these motherfuckers in front of the pool? They're the Shimazu brothers. They don't need armor. They don't need anything at all. Because they are alpha as fuck and will use their alphaness to make your generals leave you. They are fucking alpha-alpha males.

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And fucking Keikoku doesn't need armor. So, fuck you.

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Mohawks? Unicycles? Pool parties? A little heavy on the anachronism there, don't you think?
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DustinTheWind
Oct 19 2010, 09:28 PM
Mohawks? Unicycles? Pool parties? A little heavy on the anachronism there, don't you think?
This game has characters named after a WWII General, reformers of the Meiji Era, and poets of the early middle ages.

This is by no means historically accurate.

This is by no means meant to be historically accurate.
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