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| Skull Kid | Jan 10 2015, 07:59:26 PM Post #1 | ||||||||
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Honorary Princess
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Well, now that the cafe owner got carried away through time and space, I suppose a new form of entertainment is due! I, Princess Skull Kid, present to you: Story Time with Skull Kid! ![]() How it works is I make up a story and tell it to you in pieces. But this isn't just any story, oh no! This is a CYOA story! 50% made of pre-thought scenarios, 50% made up on the spot!! (percentages are fake and unproven, they may be subject to change) Essentially, I shall read out the scenario and give various options on how you'd like the character we create to proceed. However, since this is 50% made up on the spot (percentages are fake and unproven, they may be subject to change) these 'options' are actually just suggestions! You have 100%, complete and total control of this story and my own options can be completely ignored in lieu of any idea you come up with yourself! I will wait between each option until there is at least 2 or 3 posts, either all with their own ideas or merely agreements with an option. The choosen option will either be whichever is most popular, or whichever the first response says to do. Warnings: This story will almost definitely contain foul language, gore, and violence. Were it a fanfiction, I would rate it 'T'. All other triggers cannot be accounted for as you, the audience, will be leading the story. If there is any subject in which you would like us to avoid, please post something about it and I'll do my absolute best to steer clear of that topic. Also, since this story is 50% made up on the spot (percentages are fake and unproven, they may be subject to change) it is most likely that there will be no ending. If you have difficulties dealing with unfinished things, I highly suggest taking caution when deciding to read along. If need be, I can make an ending up even if we don't truly conclude the story. This ending will most likely be something akin to "everyone dies, the end". If that is satisfactory for you, then by all means do not worry about this possibly never reaching a conclusion, and enjoy the craziness I'm sure this story will entail! With all of that being said, before we can embark on our glorious journey, we need a name for our character!! Also, possibly a gender, however I am fine with going forward as gender neutral until anything gender related comes up. |
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| Navi | Jan 10 2015, 08:12:36 PM Post #2 | ||||||||
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Zefron. |
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| Happy Mask Salesman | Jan 10 2015, 08:16:11 PM Post #3 | ||||||||
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ZEFRON. | ||||||||
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| Tetra | Jan 10 2015, 08:16:39 PM Post #4 | ||||||||
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Good as any. How's the story start? | ||||||||
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| Epona | Jan 10 2015, 08:19:31 PM Post #5 | ||||||||
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ZEFRON | ||||||||
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| Zelda | Jan 10 2015, 08:29:58 PM Post #6 | ||||||||
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Bomber's Benignant Beloved
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Zefron but as a 76 year old female for the lulz. | ||||||||
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| Skull Kid | Jan 10 2015, 08:56:14 PM Post #7 | ||||||||
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Your story begins as most stories do, on some dark and stormy night with some unknown characters sitting in a bar or tavern or wherever the best place to get alcohol is in this town. They're whispering to each other about some big event, probably a mystery that needs solving or some prophecy no one has been able to stop talking about since it appeared years ago, maybe even some dangerous monster that needs killing, the possibilities are endless, really. However, you have no idea what they're talking about because you are not there. In fact, you're not even in that town. In fact, you're not even born yet! You were born on a very average, cloudy day. Nothing really of interest was happening, except you coming into this world, of course! Your parents decided to give you the marvelous name of Zefron. And everyone who saw you knew you were meant for great things! Or not, who knows, after all you're only a few minutes old! You live your life peacefully, growing up with two loving parents and enough money to keep a bountiful variety of food and clothes in your house. You had toys and books and your imagination. But if there was one thing you had to choose to be your favourite way to spend your time, your four-year-old self would have said:
(This story can be as fantastical as you wish, so feel free to spice things up with something supernatural or sci-fi, or medival or fantasy based) |
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| Happy Mask Salesman | Jan 10 2015, 09:05:43 PM Post #8 | ||||||||
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Masturbating. | ||||||||
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| Epona | Jan 10 2015, 09:06:23 PM Post #9 | ||||||||
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Singing into a hairbrush in front of Mom's mirror | ||||||||
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| Tetra | Jan 10 2015, 09:06:38 PM Post #10 | ||||||||
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Fuckin' around with the local police, young Zefron was a nasty lil' snot, see. | ||||||||
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| Navi | Jan 10 2015, 09:55:53 PM Post #11 | ||||||||
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Playing with toys. So pretty much what HMS said. |
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| Skull Kid | Jan 10 2015, 10:06:27 PM Post #12 | ||||||||
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OMG YOU'RE FOUR! Bunch of perverts! Do four-year-olds even masturbate? Very well, if a third person wishes to have Zefron playing with "toys" then that's the path we shall go down... I really really wish I could say I hadn't seen that option... coming. Eh hee hee!! | ||||||||
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| Happy Mask Salesman | Jan 10 2015, 10:10:58 PM Post #13 | ||||||||
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Preschool must have been pretty boring for the rest of you guys! The gardener at my daycare taught all us boys how to do it. | ||||||||
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| Colin | Jan 10 2015, 10:40:06 PM Post #14 | ||||||||
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Toys for sure. |
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| Skull Kid | Jan 10 2015, 11:26:08 PM Post #15 | ||||||||
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You, at age only four, loved to play with the secret "toy"s you'd find in your parents room. You weren't completely sure what they were for nor what they did, so often you'd use them as swords. Of course, later on in life when you can utilize the internet to the full of its potential, you'd Google what they are. But for now, all they are, are a great source of wiggling and vibrating entertainment! You were usually very good at putting them back before anyone noticed but you were caught once and nearly gave your parents a heart attack. They scolded you and told you that those were not, in fact, toys a child should be playing with. You didn't care though, you thought they were fun. Kindergarden was a fine time for you, you wouldn't say it was the best or anything, but it wasn't the worst either. You meet a lot of really interesting kids, though! There was Herman, or was it Hernemone? Herion? Eh, you can't remember, something along those lines. Everyone calls her Herman though. She's nice and kind, shares her crayons with you and helps you with the gross amount of learning you're forced to do. I mean, really, how important can learning the alphabet actually be? Then there's Blue. Blue doesn't talk much and she seems to always be looking for something. An oddball, to say the least, but you've helped her on her quests a time or two and you like her well enough not to completely ignore her existance. Which brings you to Joffrey. God, he's a prick. He completely ignores you! How dare he, eh? But he ignores everyone, so you suppose it's not so bad. He always pretends he's a king and often steals all the toys to make a giant pile which he calls his throne and just sits on it. Doesn't do anything else, just sit there and look incredibly stupid, in your opinion. And then there's Troy. Muscles and stamina galore, you know he's going to become one of those stupid jocks one day, but does it matter? He's ridiculously good looking, and that's all that matters, right? If he needs help with homework, you can do it for him! That is... if you actually try to pay attention and learn anything.
(please answer with something for each person. If nothing is said, I'll assume you will ignore them forever and forget they even exist) |
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| Colin | Jan 10 2015, 11:38:32 PM Post #16 | ||||||||
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Befriend Blue! | ||||||||
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| Tetra | Jan 11 2015, 12:46:12 AM Post #17 | ||||||||
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Buddy up with Blue and Herman real good. Knock Joff down a few pegs while feelin' up Troy's precocious abs. | ||||||||
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| Epona | Jan 11 2015, 01:47:09 AM Post #18 | ||||||||
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I like where Tetra's mind is at, I support her answer. | ||||||||
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| Navi | Jan 11 2015, 02:13:20 AM Post #19 | ||||||||
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I want to mess with Joffrey some. He's annoying. | ||||||||
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| Auru | Jan 11 2015, 07:17:49 AM Post #20 | ||||||||
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Befriend Blue. Winter is coming, and you need a friend to get through it. (Yeah I know that isn't exactly right) |
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| Princess Ruto | Jan 11 2015, 12:56:15 PM Post #21 | ||||||||
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Go study books and get book smart but be nice to everyone as you interact with them. | ||||||||
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| Zelda | Jan 11 2015, 01:25:51 PM Post #22 | ||||||||
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Befriend Troy, he could be a nice sexfriend down the road. So what Tetra said, basically. | ||||||||
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| Skull Kid | Jan 11 2015, 06:54:15 PM Post #23 | ||||||||
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Your first year at elementary school begins and you immediately befriend Blue. You find out that she actually doesn't speak, she's completely mute! But she communicates in sign language and you learn the signs with her so the two of you can still communicate. You become friends with Herman too, she seems happy that you don't seem to mock or tease Blue for her disability. Honestly, you think ASL is kind of cool, like a secret code that only you and her can speak. Blue and Herman keep you fairly busy, Herman making sure you stay focused in class and get all your work done, and Blue during recess where she drags you all over the place finding rocks and grasshoppers and other miscellaneous objects. You ask her what she's always looking for, and she tells you she doesn't know, just that she'll know it when she sees it. It's fun to run around and pick up random odd-looking objects around the playground, so you don't really question it. This leaves you with very little time for Troy, but you make sure to exchange a friendly smile with him everyday and partner with him whenever you can in gym class. When you see Joffrey though, you make sure he knows his place. When you're not off running around with Blue on the playground, you're telling Joffrey exactly where he belongs. Surprisingly enough, the majority of your classmates join you and by the end of the year Joffrey doesn't even try ordering people around. He's still a jerk, but he's learning. In second grade things are pretty much the same. You're no longer in Blue's class, but you see each other enough at recess and after school that it doesn't effect your friendship. You continue to mess with Joffrey, though now it's only you vs. him, none of your classmates join you in your taunting. You suppose they must have forgotten how much of a jerk he is, though you don't understand how. He might be a little better than he used to be, but he still sneers and insults you whenever he can. Seems he only does that to you though. Ah well, you seem to do enough damage that by the end of the year he just sits by himself and doesn't try to talk to anyone. You suppose that's good enough. Third grade proves to be your most boring year. Neither Troy nor Joffrey are in your class, so it's just you and the girls. You don't really mind, the two of them make you hone your reading and math skills so you suppose it's a good thing. You miss having the hunky boytoy around though. Fourth passes in the blink of an eye, Herman and Joffrey are both in the other class making it a very laid back year. You might have slacked off a little too much, but you're sure it doesn't matter. Besides, you had way more fun this year than any other, and what do grades really matter at this point anyways? The beginning of fifth year surprises you when it's only you and Joffrey in the same class. You're kind of really bummed out about that, but last year Herman seems to have befriended Joffrey, so you put up with the guy for Herman's sake. She isn't very pleased when you pull the odd prank or two on Joffrey, but he takes it in stride and gets you back. The two of you form a sort of amicable rivalry. You still tell anyone who asks that you hate him, of course. Can't go around giving the wrong impression after all. Sixth and final year of elementary school comes and you find yourself with everyone in your class once again. You end up more times than you can count in the Principle's Office with Blue at your side. The two of you get into some crazy trouble when your adventures take you outside of school grounds, but you're big kids and you always come back before the bell rings, so neither of you really see the problem. Troy continues to be a sexy beast and you make sure you attend every sports game he plays in. Not only to oggle him the whole time, but also to glare off any competition you happen to find. You've been a little more effective than you wanted to be, and now everyone thinks the two of you are an item. He just laughs it off and takes it in stride, but with everyone thinking you're a thing, the two of you do end up growing a lot closer, whether that's a good thing or not you haven't decided yet. Herman and Joffrey are often found talking with each other about all sorts of topics. The two of them have grown up to be such nerds. A waterballon prank backfires on you when Joffrey ends up hiding behind a teacher and you end up in terrible trouble. You have to officially apologize to him and the whole thing is ridiculously embarrassing because both you and him know it was just a little fun. After that neither of you prank each other again and so your relationship goes from semi-friendly to boarderline hatred. You pretty much just end up ignoring him for the rest of the year, which means you also sort of ignore Herman and that puts a tad bit of strain on your friendship. It's your graduation ceremony and you're all dressed up. Your parents are there and everyone in your grade and it's very emotional and heartwarming. You can tell Herman wants to say something to you, and you remember that Troy has a basketball game that you're obviously going to see; if you missed one of his games that would just be beyond weird, especially the final one of the year. However, Blue comes up to you and tells you that there's an urgent mission you two must embark on, but she doesn't know how long said journey is going to take.
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