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| Skull Kid | Jan 24 2015, 11:27:24 AM Post #1 | ||||||||||
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Honorary Princess
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(that's a lie, it's not actually all that improved, nor is it anything new, eh hee hee!) BUT YES! It's back~ The ridiculous and crazy 50% pre-planned and 50% made-up-on-the-spot, CYOA story~ For those of you who don't remember, our main character, Zefron, grew up playing with his parent's adult "toys", and chose to befriend Blue and Herman, while cozying up to our hunky muscle man Troy and knocking Joffrey off his high horse. Let's see what happens next, shall we? |
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| Skull Kid | Jan 24 2015, 11:30:25 AM Post #2 | ||||||||||
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Your first year at elementary school begins and you immediately befriend Blue. You find out that she actually doesn't speak, she's completely mute! But she communicates in sign language and you learn the signs with her so the two of you can still communicate. You become friends with Herman too, she seems happy that you don't seem to mock or tease Blue for her disability. Honestly, you think ASL is kind of cool, like a secret code that only you and her can speak. Blue and Herman keep you fairly busy, Herman making sure you stay focused in class and get all your work done, and Blue during recess where she drags you all over the place finding rocks and grasshoppers and other miscellaneous objects. You ask her what she's always looking for, and she tells you she doesn't know, just that she'll know it when she sees it. It's fun to run around and pick up random odd-looking objects around the playground, so you don't really question it. This leaves you with very little time for Troy, but you make sure to exchange a friendly smile with him everyday and partner with him whenever you can in gym class. When you see Joffrey though, you make sure he knows his place. When you're not off running around with Blue on the playground, you're telling Joffrey exactly where he belongs. Surprisingly enough, the majority of your classmates join you and by the end of the year Joffrey doesn't even try ordering people around. He's still a jerk, but he's learning. In second grade things are pretty much the same. You're no longer in Blue's class, but you see each other enough at recess and after school that it doesn't effect your friendship. You continue to mess with Joffrey, though now it's only you vs. him, none of your classmates join you in your taunting. You suppose they must have forgotten how much of a jerk he is, though you don't understand how. He might be a little better than he used to be, but he still sneers and insults you whenever he can. Seems he only does that to you though. Ah well, you seem to do enough damage that by the end of the year he just sits by himself and doesn't try to talk to anyone. You suppose that's good enough. Third grade proves to be your most boring year. Neither Troy nor Joffrey are in your class, so it's just you and the girls. You don't really mind, the two of them make you hone your reading and math skills so you suppose it's a good thing. You miss having the hunky boytoy around though. Fourth passes in the blink of an eye, Herman and Joffrey are both in the other class making it a very laid back year. You might have slacked off a little too much, but you're sure it doesn't matter. Besides, you had way more fun this year than any other, and what do grades really matter at this point anyways? The beginning of fifth year surprises you when it's only you and Joffrey in the same class. You're kind of really bummed out about that, but last year Herman seems to have befriended Joffrey, so you put up with the guy for Herman's sake. She isn't very pleased when you pull the odd prank or two on Joffrey, but he takes it in stride and gets you back. The two of you form a sort of amicable rivalry. You still tell anyone who asks that you hate him, of course. Can't go around giving the wrong impression after all. Sixth and final year of elementary school comes and you find yourself with everyone in your class once again. You end up more times than you can count in the Principle's Office with Blue at your side. The two of you get into some crazy trouble when your adventures take you outside of school grounds, but you're big kids and you always come back before the bell rings, so neither of you really see the problem. Troy continues to be a sexy beast and you make sure you attend every sports game he plays in. Not only to oggle him the whole time, but also to glare off any competition you happen to find. You've been a little more effective than you wanted to be, and now everyone thinks the two of you are an item. He just laughs it off and takes it in stride, but with everyone thinking you're a thing, the two of you do end up growing a lot closer, whether that's a good thing or not you haven't decided yet. Herman and Joffrey are often found talking with each other about all sorts of topics. The two of them have grown up to be such nerds. A waterballon prank backfires on you when Joffrey ends up hiding behind a teacher and you end up in terrible trouble. You have to officially apologize to him and the whole thing is ridiculously embarrassing because both you and him know it was just a little fun. After that neither of you prank each other again and so your relationship goes from semi-friendly to boarderline hatred. You pretty much just end up ignoring him for the rest of the year, which means you also sort of ignore Herman and that puts a tad bit of strain on your friendship. It's your graduation ceremony and you're all dressed up. Your parents are there and everyone in your grade and it's very emotional and heartwarming. You can tell Herman wants to say something to you, and you remember that Troy has a basketball game that you're obviously going to see; if you missed one of his games that would just be beyond weird, especially the final one of the year. However, Blue comes up to you and tells you that there's an urgent mission you two must embark on, but she doesn't know how long said journey is going to take.
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| Navi | Jan 24 2015, 11:40:09 AM Post #3 | ||||||||||
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Blue is our best friend! We have to go with her! Could we ask Herman if she wants to go too, though? That would be the best. |
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| Epona | Jan 24 2015, 11:53:48 AM Post #4 | ||||||||||
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Adventure Time with Blue and Herman! After telling Troy you'll be gone for a few, which he will entirely understand. Afterall, just because you're dating someone doesn't mean you bail on your friends. And Troy understands that. | ||||||||||
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| Volvagia | Jan 24 2015, 01:32:35 PM Post #5 | ||||||||||
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I don't know, I kind of want to see Troy's muscles... | ||||||||||
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| Epona | Jan 24 2015, 02:14:38 PM Post #6 | ||||||||||
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Make him show us his guns before going off on our adventure? |
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| Tetra | Jan 24 2015, 03:35:37 PM Post #7 | ||||||||||
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Deff this. |
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| Colin | Jan 24 2015, 06:54:47 PM Post #8 | ||||||||||
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Go with Blue! | ||||||||||
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| Barinade | Jan 24 2015, 08:56:18 PM Post #9 | ||||||||||
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Blue adventure! | ||||||||||
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| Skull Kid | Jan 26 2015, 11:50:21 AM Post #10 | ||||||||||
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You make up your mind to go with Blue, but you don't want to just leave Herman behind, and you certainly couldn't just go off on an adventure without saying goodbye to Troy. You decide to go talk to Troy first, after all, this should be quick and easy and who knows how long Herman will talk your head off when you go to see her. So you walk up to Troy and he flashes you his infamous smile. "Sup!" He greets you. "Hey," you greet back, wondering how best to word this, "I'm probably going to be pretty busy later, so I won't be able to go to your game tonight. Sorry man." Troy frowns, "What'd'ya mean? You always come." "I know, but I'm going to be really busy later. I mean, I might be able to if we finish early but-" Troy cuts you off before you can finish, "We? Who's "we"? You going off with Blue again? Are you seriously ditching me for her?" You're a little shocked at his attitude, what's his problem anyways? Sure you hang with Blue a lot, but he knows she's your best friend and that's what best friends do, they hang out a lot. So you really don't see what his problem here is. "Yeah, I'm doing stuff with Blue, but Herman might come too, so it's not like it'll just be her and me." This seems to calm Troy down immensely. "Oh yeah? Herman's going too? What are you guys up to then?" "Not sure yet, but whatever Blue has planned is probably going to be fun." "Ah man, it's too bad I can't come, huh? It'll suck that you can't come to the last game, but you three have fun!" He smiles and gets called away by one of the other players on his team. You're not entirely sure what just went down, but you think you handled that pretty well. You watch his ass as he walks away, and damn, you are seriously going to miss watching his amazing muscles on the court tonight. While you're daydreaming Herman does your work for you and comes stomping up to you. "Zefron!" You snap out of it and face her and, uh-oh, you know that face, what have you done now? "Yeah?" You ask feebly, really not wanting to anger her more, but you doubt there's anything you could say to keep her rage away. "I have been trying to talk to you all day today, not to mention the five phone calls that were ignored last night, are you ignoring me, or just don't care what I have to say?" "What? No!" You're trying to think of a good reason for why you didn't answer her last night, truth be told you had been watching TV and were just too lazy to go answer the phone, but you know that won't go over with her well. "I was... out last night... with my parents... for supper." This seems to calm her slightly, but she still looks mighty pissed off, "Well, I suppose I can't blame you much for that, but still! Coming over here to see Troy, I'm sure the conversation the two of you had wasn't nearly as important as what I have to tell you!" "And what do you have to tell me?" You're seriously confused why she's so worked up. "I..." She starts, but falters and all the anger in her vanishes, being replaced with an immense sadness and... crap, are those tears? "I'm moving." Her voices cracks and she sniffles and whips away a tear. Moving? Herman? But... no. She can't be moving. This can't be right. Who's going to make sure you study enough, and who's going to rant at you about whatever new book she's found, and who could possibly fill the void in your heart that she's going to leave? "Are you serious?" You ask quietly, and she nods. Suddenly the two of you are hugging tightly and if there are tears in your eyes, well, no one's going to comment on them. When the hug ends she's still sniffling quietly, but at least the tears have stopped. "Hey, Blue and I are going on an adventure tonight, you wanna come? I know you don't like running around the neighbourhood much, but it might be the last chance we have, you know?" She gives a small little smile, "I suppose one last time couldn't hurt. It better be a mighty good adventure though." You return her smile ten fold, "It'll be the best we've ever had!" The two of you laugh as you head over to where Blue's standing, looking around suspiciously, like something big is about to happen. You sign to Blue what the problem is today. She responds by narrowing her eyes at Herman and asking if she's on our side. You reply that of course she is, and Blue takes a few more seconds of scrutinizing Herman before she nods and tells you two to follow her. You, Herman and Blue set out across the soccer field and through the school fence gate. The three of you continue on for a block or two until you hear a familiar voice. "Hey! You guys! Wait up!!" You all stop and turn around and Blue immediately places herself in a defensive position in front of you and Herman. You follow her lead and crouch down, ready to attack. But it's only Joffrey, and you seriously doubt he's going to cause any trouble. "Joffrey!" Herman greets him first, giving him a wide smile. "Hey, Herman." He pants, hands on his knees and breathing hard as he tries to catch his breath. You figure he must have run after you three, but really, if he's this tired after only a couple blocks he should really get in better shape. "What do you want, Joffrey?" You ask, not as vicious as you could be, but there's still plenty of venom that he grimaces. "I was just, uh, wondering if I could come too?" He asks, looking at Herman rather than you; or Blue who's the actual leader of this adventure. You exchange a look with Blue that says "Not a chance" but Herman tugs on your sleeve and looks at you with those puppy dog eyes. How could you possibly say no to that? And it's Herman's last adventure with you guys, so maybe having Joffrey along wouldn't be so bad?
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| Epona | Jan 26 2015, 12:10:02 PM Post #11 | ||||||||||
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We should probably stop being an utter jerk to Joffrey. Or at least, let him come cuz Herman's leaving and since they're friends I /guess/ he can have some fun with her too. As long as he can keep up and isn't a dipshit, he can come. | ||||||||||
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| Navi | Jan 26 2015, 12:10:25 PM Post #12 | ||||||||||
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Can we just go ahead and take this guy out? (jk I have a feeling that's a bad idea, no opinion here.) |
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| Eldin | Jan 26 2015, 04:38:42 PM Post #13 | ||||||||||
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I say the more, the merrier! ![]() And common, you just can't resist those puppy dog eyes |
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| Colin | Jan 26 2015, 05:10:42 PM Post #14 | ||||||||||
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Tag along! | ||||||||||
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| Tetra | Jan 27 2015, 03:42:49 AM Post #15 | ||||||||||
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Bring the lil' scrump along | ||||||||||
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| Volvagia | Jan 27 2015, 12:22:34 PM Post #16 | ||||||||||
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I agree only if we call him a lil' scrump! | ||||||||||
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| Barinade | Jan 27 2015, 12:28:35 PM Post #17 | ||||||||||
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| Skull Kid | Jan 27 2015, 02:25:50 PM Post #18 | ||||||||||
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You sigh and give Blue one last helpless look before finally giving in and allowing Joffrey to tag along. "But your codename is "Lil' Scrump"." You compromise, revelling in the horrified look on Joffrey's face. "We have codenames?" Herman asks. You forgot that Herman never actually got a codename either, in fact, yours and Blue's are just the plain old, Eagle One and Eagle Two. You suppose Herman could be Eagle Three, but you're not sure if she'd be down with that. Best just to let her pick her own codename. "Yeah, Blue's Eagle One, I'm Eagle Two, you can choose what codename you want." You explain and Joffrey gasps. "How come she gets to pick and I don't?" He says in indignation and you're about two seconds away from doing something you'll regret when Blue answers for you. Of course you're the only one who understands her signing so you have to translate, "Because Herman was actually invited on this journey, and you just showed up. That's why Herman gets special rights, like being able to pick her own codename." Joffrey sneers, but backs off and you calm down. Herman thinks for several seconds and eventually brightens up with a clap of her hands, "S.P.E.W.!" You, Blue and Joffrey share a look. "Spew?" You ask hesitantly, hoping you misheard her. "Yes! Sagacious Princess of the Entire World, but that's a bit of a mouthful, don't you think?" Herman explains and you can't help but laugh. Blue and Joffrey join you and Herman looks confused and slightly hurt, "It's no good, is it?" "What, exactly, does 'sagacious' even mean?" You calm yourself enough to ask and Herman immediately brightens up. "It means 'wise', of course!" You and Blue share a look. Of course. "You know, not all of us read the dictionary in our spare time." Joffrey shakes his head, "But if that's what you want to be, so be it. S.P.E.W. it is." You always forget how much less of a prick Joffrey is towards Herman, and with the way she seems to blush at his encouragement, you think it was probably a good choice to let him come along. Blue figures you've all stood around doing nothing long enough and starts to walk off without a word. You're all left to catch up and you ask her where you're going. She replies with an ominous "you'll see", which in Blue terms means "I'll know where when I see it". Eventually you all end up in the old park about five minutes away from your house. You and Blue come here all the time so you're not surprised this is where your journey is going to start. What does surprise you though, is the old and ragged-looking book Blue pulls out of her backpack. What's that? You sign and she rolls her eyes like it should be the most obvious thing in the world. This will tell us how to make the gate. She replies and you're about 10x more confused. Gate? Yup, I'm not sure which place to go though, so many options, you know? Blue thinks for a few moments and then passes the book to you, You decide. You look down at the book's tattered cover and you try to read what it says, but you're fairly certain it's not English.
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| Navi | Jan 29 2015, 08:37:38 AM Post #19 | ||||||||||
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We seem to be having trouble understanding the book... Why not just choose a random page? | ||||||||||
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| Skull Kid | Jan 29 2015, 10:46:58 AM Post #20 | ||||||||||
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Oh, I forgot to add in one other suggestion: See if Herman or Joffrey can understand the book. | ||||||||||
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| Epona | Jan 29 2015, 12:48:54 PM Post #21 | ||||||||||
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Group decipher, go go go! | ||||||||||
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| Volvagia | Jan 29 2015, 01:17:23 PM Post #22 | ||||||||||
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Let's decipher it
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| Navi | Feb 6 2015, 05:01:22 PM Post #23 | ||||||||||
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We need to get this up and running again! Also, Vee looks cooler in gray than yellow. The gray contrasts the orange and red. |
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| Skull Kid | Feb 8 2015, 04:30:26 PM Post #24 | ||||||||||
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You open up the tome and flip through a couple pages, you see no English in sight, and you can honestly say you've never seen this language before. You hand the book over to Herman who peruses it as well. She shakes her head through the first couple pages, then quickly flips around and sighs in defeat. Looks like she can't figure it out either. She passes it off to Joffrey, who squints at the letters and say he think they looks familiar, but he has no idea what they're supposed to mean. While Herman and Joffrey continue to discuss it, you turn to Blue. Do you know what the book says? You inquire. She shrugs with a smile, Not in the slightest. Then how do you know it'll open a gate? This makes Blue pause and think for a few moments, Dunno. That's just what the woman told me. A woman? Now you're a little worried about what Blue's been up to. Yup! At least, that's what I think she said, I might have misread her lips, who knows! You feel like facepalming, but you refrain. You're about to inquire more about this woman when Joffrey interrupts. "I know what language this is!" You turn back around to pay the other two attention again, Joffrey seems to be holding the book upside down and grinning like an idiot (so, really, you think he looks like he always does). "Well, what language is it?" Herman asks excitedly. "It's Daedric!" He pauses and tilts his head, "I think." "Well is it, or isn't it?" "I don't know for sure, but yeah, it should be. See, a lot of my games use upside down Daedric as their mysterious foreign language, which is why it took me a while to figure it out, this is regular right-side up Daedric. Which, I have to question, why do you have a book written in Daedric?" He asks you. You look to Blue who shrugs, you're really starting to think Blue doesn't particularly care what the book actually says, merely that it's a cool mysterious book that will lead to opening up some gate to a (presumably) mysterious place. "It's Blue's book." You explain to Joffrey, who doesn't appear satisfied with that answer, but tough for him, you want anwsers too. "Can you translate it?" You can't believe you're asking Joffrey of all people for help, but there's not much else you can do if you want to know what the book says. "Again, I use upside down Daedric, so it's not going to make any sense." "Well, can you at least try?" You ask, starting to get a little fed up with Joffrey's attitude again. He huffs and rolls his eyes, and looks at the first spell page. "L. L. O. R. T." He shrugs, "Lort? I guess?" He flips to the next one and gives up before even trying, going to the next and the next, eventually he finds another one that he can easily read, "M. O. N. S. T. E. R. T. E. K. C. O. P. Uh, monster tek cop? I don't know." He flips threw some more and laughs at one, "Hey, this one spells death!" Flipping through once more he comes upon one of the last few pages, "Uh... S. K. I. J. A. M. So, ski jam, I guess?" And on the final page he translates, "M. U. S. I. C. A. L. Musical? Really? Can we not pick this one?"
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| Navi | Feb 8 2015, 04:39:12 PM Post #25 | ||||||||||
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Obvious choice is obvious. Story Time with Skull Kid: The Musical is happening. | ||||||||||
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