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Stage 3 or Something Like That
Topic Started: Mar 1 2016, 12:32 PM (242 Views)
The Anonymous
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Latex Twins != Champions at HOW
The camera begins to roll. Zeus and Hades looking at a monitor in a room. The room had white walls with white marble floors. The trim seemed to be French molded, in each corner was a lion’s head. Zeus looks over at Hades who was leaning against the wall. It’s almost like this seemed familiar. The two men look at each other as Zeus slams the refrigerator do shut.

Zeus: Dude we don’t have food, pause the video.

Hades thought it would be better to take the camera with him so be ready for some nausea from the unsteady camera work as the two men walk out the room through a door that had that scary movie squeak to it. Zeus looks at Hades.


Zeus: Didn’t I fucking tell you to fix that damn door? This isn’t The Fucking Conjuring.

Hades: Sorry Zeus.

They continue down the hallway, the mustard yellow paint looked terrible as the deep dark stained wood trimmed made the hall look like someone vomited on them. And to be honest if you didn’t take short breaths you probably would. The mixture smell of skunk (wink wink), beer, and ammonia would fill your lungs. The two make it two the stair well which was plain and boring the cinderblock was painted white but it now has stains of almost everything imaginable. Blood from Johnny Traverso’s ex-girlfriend (the mobster that lived down the hall), coffee from his henchman, and a small green booger that Hades put there when the men first bought the apartment.

As they walked onto the street you instantly knew where you were. The smell of oil, gas, and blood filled your lungs, they were in West Palms Beach, Florida. The two men make their way down the street passing all sorts of people: hot chicks, ugly chick, bulimic chicks, well-fed chicks (come on the other word is just mean) as well as the few old dudes that retired and thought it was a cool idea to live on the beach and gawk at girls they would never get, but that doesn’t really matter. What really matters is what happens next, the two men walk into the local convenience store. Which they robbed saying they worked for Johnny Traverso which we all know they didn’t but its ok it got them free food so all is good.

They are now back in there apartment with the camera set up and standing in the same spot they do every promo.


Hades: Action!

The camera begins to roll. Zeus and Hades looking at a monitor in a room. The room had white walls with white marble floors. The trim seemed to be French molded, in each corner was a lion’s head. Zeus looks over at Hades who was leaning against the wall.

Zeus: IBW has been tortured another night, have to watch the Latex Twins turn Ayden’s Love Triangle into our, as an audience, worst fucking nightmares. I mean where is the fun in that match? Sure, it was hilarious to see Malice sacrifice everything for his ex-wife who loves another man, but surely he is starting to realize that Ayden is using him right? And the Latex Twins! Don’t get me started on those dumb broads. They are the one thing in this division I can’t stand I mean other than the wanna-be biker gang, that for some reason always wants other people by them beer when they put their dumb noses in things that isn’t there business. But yeah the Latex Twins suck dick.

Hades: I don’t think you can say that.

Zeus: Why not?

Hades: Cause that’s probably how they got their title shot after losing to Ayden and Stark for the 20th time!

Zeus: Oh shit! Right! Whatever to late can’t take it out now!

Hades: Actually I could just cut it out when I edit…

Zeus: IT’S TOO LATE!!!!

Hades: Fine.

Zeus: Like I was saying….

There is a ring emitting from the monitor. The screen filled with the words “In Coming Call.” Hades looked at Zeus as if he was daring him to answer it.

Zeus: Pussy!

Zeus leaned in toward the monitor and hit the enter key on the keyboard.

Zeus: Hello sir.

Mr. Anonymous: Has Stage Three begun!

Zeus: Yes it has sir.

Mr. Anonymous: Does anyone suspect you yet?

Zeus: No sir, by time they have realized it’s been too late, that won’t change now.

Mr. Anonymous: Good don’t fail me with the end so near.

The screen goes black as Zeus sighs in relief and Hades breaks out laughing!

Zeus: What’s so fun?!?

Hades continues to laugh/

Zeus: Whats so fucking funny!

Hades: I’m the pussy? Right?

He continues to laugh as the camera fades black.




Edited by The Anonymous, Mar 1 2016, 12:34 PM.
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Latex Twins? I'm pretty sure they are the Lace Twins but I'm sure your just playing around. You guys seem kinda cool compared to most of the piece of crap IBW currently have on their roster.
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Jackson Hall
Mar 1 2016, 01:25 PM
Latex Twins? I'm pretty sure they are the Lace Twins but I'm sure your just playing around. You guys seem kinda cool compared to most of the piece of crap IBW currently have on their roster.
Mr. Hall we can honestly say you are too apart of this roster. And at the bottom of said roster. You have yet to prove to us whether you are or are not a piece of shit like everyone else so before you go all "Go you guys" on us we have to decide whether or not you are.
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Mar 1 2016, 02:15 PM
Jackson Hall
Mar 1 2016, 01:25 PM
Latex Twins? I'm pretty sure they are the Lace Twins but I'm sure your just playing around. You guys seem kinda cool compared to most of the piece of crap IBW currently have on their roster.
Mr. Hall we can honestly say you are too apart of this roster. And at the bottom of said roster. You have yet to prove to us whether you are or are not a piece of shit like everyone else so before you go all "Go you guys" on us we have to decide whether or not you are.
Woah. You guys are like some secret secratary or something coming in with the Mr Hall. Call me Jackson mademoiselles. See I may have not debuted or had a match but once my body hits that ring. I can assure you that you two honestly be a piece of crap compared to me. You see how I used crap instead of shit. That's a compliment. I'm not two faced. I'd have used shit if I was!
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Mar 1 2016, 02:15 PM
Jackson Hall
Mar 1 2016, 01:25 PM
Latex Twins? I'm pretty sure they are the Lace Twins but I'm sure your just playing around. You guys seem kinda cool compared to most of the piece of crap IBW currently have on their roster.
Mr. Hall we can honestly say you are too apart of this roster. And at the bottom of said roster. You have yet to prove to us whether you are or are not a piece of shit like everyone else so before you go all "Go you guys" on us we have to decide whether or not you are.
And If I am to correct you. I never said 'go you guys'. I just said you two seem cool. I mean, you could be real dipshit.
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Jackson Hall
Mar 1 2016, 03:31 PM
Woah. You guys are like some secret secratary or something coming in with the Mr Hall. Call me Jackson mademoiselles. See I may have not debuted or had a match but once my body hits that ring. I can assure you that you two honestly be a piece of crap compared to me. You see how I used crap instead of shit. That's a compliment. I'm not two faced. I'd have used shit if I was!
Ah but you see, we are here on the mere fact that we hate what this company has become. Mr. Anonymous has guided us to this company, as you have obviously noticed, many men and women in this company claim this is the best company in the world, despite the fact we are hemorrhaging money more than Donald Trump did in the four companies he bankrupted. It's men like you and Foster who come in this company and claim they are the best. But you see we are the only ones that actually are proving we are the best. Just look at what we did to the former Tag Team Championship contenders. They are sitting in the hospital wishing they never arrived to the Americraft Expo Center.

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And If I am to correct you. I never said 'go you guys'. I just said you two seem cool. I mean, you could be real dipshit.


And with your latest comment we just point to the future when we show the entire IBW locker room what true planning and execution does to a Division. We are the hottest team in IBW and haven't stepped foot into the ring. Because we don't need to to prove to the Latex Twins, Destruction CHOKE, and the Ayden Starr Love Triangle, we are the top in this division. Tag Team wrestling is experiencing a paradigm shift. Hell all of IBW is. You fear what you don't know, and what you don't know is your career is over whenever we want it to be. Suggest you don't piss off any of us, we'd hate to have to make and example of you so early in your career.
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Mar 1 2016, 01:25 PM
Latex Twins? I'm pretty sure they are the Lace Twins
That's exactly who we are.
Layla Lace. Kayla Lace.
The IBW Tag Team Champions going into & coming out of Heart of Wrestling..
You boys just keep to the little pranks & let the greatest duo continue to flawlessly reign supreme.
Layla Lace
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Layla Lace
Mar 1 2016, 08:14 PM
That's exactly who we are.
Layla Lace. Kayla Lace.
The IBW Tag Team Champions going into & coming out of Heart of Wrestling..
You boys just keep to the little pranks & let the greatest duo continue to flawlessly reign supreme.
Its nice to see the Tag Team Chumps grace us with their presence. The funny about the little pranks is its bugging you, you may not admit it, but it is. And the best thing about you two is you believe so much that you are the best. The big gals on campus. For the higher the pedestal you put yourselves on the more unstable it becomes. It then becomes so much easier for someone to send the Latex Twins crashing down into obscurity.
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Mar 1 2016, 08:14 PM
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Mar 1 2016, 01:25 PM
Latex Twins? I'm pretty sure they are the Lace Twins
That's exactly who we are.
Layla Lace. Kayla Lace.
The IBW Tag Team Champions going into & coming out of Heart of Wrestling..
You boys just keep to the little pranks & let the greatest duo continue to flawlessly reign supreme.
U sure about that?
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Latex Twins != Champions at HOW
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Mar 2 2016, 01:12 AM
Layla Lace
Mar 1 2016, 08:14 PM
Jackson Hall
Mar 1 2016, 01:25 PM
Latex Twins? I'm pretty sure they are the Lace Twins
That's exactly who we are.
Layla Lace. Kayla Lace.
The IBW Tag Team Champions going into & coming out of Heart of Wrestling..
You boys just keep to the little pranks & let the greatest duo continue to flawlessly reign supreme.
U sure about that?
What are you saying??
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