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Fat Scott
Topic Started: Mar 19 2017, 05:04 AM (8 Views)
MrSandman

Scott you're so fat that you couldn't even walk to your car(or more likely the bus, b/c I doubt you own a car, much less are able to fit into one) and drive to where he lives. And once you get there what are you gonna do? You won't be able to get out, after all the stops you made at every single McDonald's you pass by, you'll have accumulated so much weight that your body will have conformed to the shape of the drivers side of your car like a memory foam pillow. Your best hope after that is either, A) Pep will just walk outside to you, and wait for you to work up the energy to swipe at him, which will take hours, or B) call the fire department and have them bring the jaws of life to cut you out of your car. And once you're out of your car, then what? Are you gonna roll at him, like a very depressing version of Sonic's spin attack? Or are you gonna try to fall on him? But hey, you're so fat that if you miss him and fall on the ground, your girth hitting the ground will register a 7.2 on the Richter Scale and sink his house into the ground, along with everything else.
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