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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 9 2015, 02:32 PM (46 Views) | |
| Post #1 Oct 9 2015, 02:32 PM | Deleted User |
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[The scene opens once more to the luxurious home of Holly Hotbody. Tonight, we find ourselves in the boudoir of “The Seductress” as she sits at a mirrored vanity, littered with expensive perfumes and cosmetics. The busty beauty is clad in a slinky, black dress and heels. Her auburn hair is parted in the middle and falls down her back in ombre-highlighted waves. She gingerly applies gloss to her lips, inspecting the perfect reflection staring back at her. But, instead of a pleased smile, her lips twist into a frown, her expression darkening as she tosses a look at the camera.] Holly: I can’t believe DeBlanc is even wasting my time like this again! [She sighs in frustration and pushes away from the vanity, standing to her feet and facing the camera.] Holly: Honestly, it’s like a bad joke come to life. What do you get when you put a wrestling goddess in the ring with a pasty Viking wannabe, schizophrenic skank, and no-name, no count loser? Apparently, this fatal four way match at Blood and Steel Chairs! [She makes a face and shakes her head.] Holly: After the way I dismantled Karen Hardy and sent her into early retirement, I feel like I should be awarded the number one contender slot on general principal. I should be spending this weekend, tanning and partying, wondering if I will be taking the world title away from the rich bitch blonde or the ginger geezer. Instead, DeBlanc is making me jump through yet another freakin’ hoop by engaging in this stupid match! [She folds her arms across her chest and rolls her eyes.] Holly: I mean, what other wrestler made an in-ring debut as spectacular as mine, and looked this damned good doing it? [She gestures at her sleek, curvaceous form.] Holly: I’ll tell you who. None! No other woman has made or will make this kind of impact. Hell, the blogs still haven’t stopped talking about me since I came here. And they only got even more to talk about once I retired the Hardy hag. My presence here has put the Pitt on the map. So, you’d think that DeBlanc would finally acknowledge and reward that, right? But noooooooooo. Instead, he wants me wrestling another of his group of trained monkeys to [She makes air quotes] “prove myself”. Whatever! It doesn’t matter how many of these stupid skanks you put in my way. Eventually, they’ll all end up the same way that Hardy did. There is just no other woman here that can come close to matching me that isn’t named Kiora Donovan. Look at what I’m up against at Blood and Steel Chairs. [She counts off, using her fingers.] First, we have Erica Whatever-Her-Name-Is-This-Week. My cousin, Tawny, already schooled me on this bitch. Apparently, they were in the same promotion once and Erica was nothing but a love-sick scrub, sucking up to some jackass that couldn’t care less about her. She’s a joke. [a pause] She’s actually worse than a joke because she’s not even remotely funny, just pathetic. It’s no wonder she’s got a million personalities. If my life sucked that bad, I wouldn’t want to be me either. [She counts off again.] Holly: Second, there’s this Valkyrie chick. She’s probably the closest thing to real competition in this entire match. But, in the end, she won’t stand a chance either. So, it’s back to cosplaying as Thor she goes. And finally, we have Jessie Roberts. I have no idea who this chick even is! But, if she’s in my way, then she gets mowed the fuck over too! [She smirks, all arrogance, practically oozing from every pore.] Holly: Ladies, I hope that none of you are delusional enough to even think that you’re winning this match. [a pause] Then again, I kinda hope that you are. It makes the victory that much sweeter when I beat your asses and shatter your pathetic dreams. Like I said, there’s no woman here better than Holly Hotbody. I proved that to Hardy’s lame ass and you three fools are next. Then, it’s on to whichever woman happens to win that title. And then? The world. See, I’m the hottest chick in the game and, if you get too close, you’re liable to catch flames. Now, beat it! [The scene fades.] |
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