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| Ursula Von BitchFace! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 10 2015, 11:37 PM (54 Views) | |
| Post #1 Nov 10 2015, 11:37 PM | Deleted User |
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Becky: HEY BITCHFACE!!! [Yes we open up with a bouncy Becky Mercy bounding in front of the camera in her trademark black Cheerleader outfit. In Becky's hands is a taped lead pipe, stained with dark russet splatters all over it and the tape itself. Stepping into view beside her is the massive and angry Tracy Sin, sporting a ratty black T-shirt, shredded jeans, taped, fists, and an evil scowl on her nearly inhuman looking face. Her lips and chin are stained with crimson fluids. We find them standing in a back alley littered with trash and debris.] Becky: Yeah we're talking about you, Ursula Von Bitchface! Me and Tracy are totally going to MURDER you! Skin you alive! Wear your muscles around our necks like really big ugly fashion accessories! Tracy: .....We'll feast on your happiness.... Becky: And then? Then I'm going to play jump rope with your INTESTINES! We're gonna' find out just how much guts you really have, little miss Terminator! Tracy: ...Ring around tha' rrrooooosssseeeeiiiisss... Pocket full of ppppppoooooossssssiiiiieeessss.... Ashes... ashes... WE'RE BURNING YOU DOWN!!!! [Tracy stomps her foot with a low, angry growl.] Becky: What, do you think because you're built like Arnold Schwarzenegger that you got a metal skeleton and can take a rocket launcher to the face? News flash... You're not invincible cuppie cakes! If anything, this front your putting on makes me think you're really insecure! Yeah! You're playing this part because you don't have what it takes to be a real woman! Tracy: CUT PINOCCHIO'S STRINGS AND CHOKE HER WITH THEM!!! [Becky pats Tracy's arm gently, then props her stained lead pipe on her shoulder.] Becky: That's right Tracykins! We're going to choke her till her eyes pop out of her head! You're nothing She-Man and we're going to expose you as the fraud you are! Come on Tracy, let's go get someone... something to eat!!! [Tracy grins with those gnarly teeth of hers and the two turn and head off camera. The scene fades to black.] |
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