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INCOMING MESSAGE; From Unknown Email | Vs. Valkyrie
Topic Started: Nov 12 2015, 10:30 PM (108 Views)
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13 people have come to fall before my feet.

1. A makeup artist arrived to try to do her job. Turns out that the Pitt doesn’t have a makeup artist. I beat her down using her own makeup kit. I left her bleeding and slightly dolled up.
2. I went to the market to get some mangos. When I got there, a woman charged me with her cart. I flipped it on her and choked her out with it.
3. I went to the lake to relax. A fisherman attacked me. She had tracked me my whole way there. I nearly drowned her.
4. I went to check my mailbox. There was a woman there, trying to hand me my mail. I piledrove her on the pavement.
5. My barista tried to attack me. I threw coffee in her face and ran off.
6. A wild fan tried to save Kayla’s championship. I allowed her to touch it…with her face.
7. The pizza delivery girl tried to attack me when I opened the door. She didn’t get a tip.
8. Room service tried to take the belt while I slept. I know when someone else touches Todd. When I woke up, I left her unconscious in her mobile trash can.
9. At the laundromat, a woman tried to attack me when I was putting clothes in. I never thought I would use a dryer door as a weapon.
10. The woman who worked there tried to sneak one in. I introduced her to the washing machines painfully and brutally. I wonder if they both follow my Tumblr.
11. I beat some woman who was jogging when she tried to tackle me.
12. I fought off a small group of them with a steel pole.
13. Finally, Mercy and Sin managed to stop Ursula, the Sea Witch from taking my championship.

I’m not tired yet.

I’ve managed to eat sparingly.

My senses have become too sharp for people to sneak up on me.

I’ve learned to fight off hordes of people.

I already knew how to run.

DeBlanc doesn’t understand that I’m going to adapt and survive. He thinks he can break me. Fine, I’ll break for him. When he does get that pleasure, I’m going to remind him of why I’m so fearsome to begin with. The Pitt is a bunch of peons in the hands of an angry God. I’m only waiting for the Pitt to tell me to start the apocalypse. I’m the best Pitt Champion to ever exist. No more will ever exist after me.

I’m the Alpha and the Omega.

I got plans for you, DeBlanc.


The video feed was black, only met with the low humming of a computer. A green blinking line represented where the line of text began. There was no JJ Brine. However, the initial message informs everyone who made it.

“Hello, peons.”

It was obvious at this point.

"Valkyrie, our match won't be anything serious. You have the chance to take this belt from me when it's damn well time to. It's just not going to be this week. When we arrive at our next PPV, you have your opportunity to try to fight God”

“I’m only saying this to be polite. It’s not meant to be anything, but an ideology for you to follow. I’ll simply be waiting until I get bored of holding Todd. When it happens, I’ll give him up for someone else to have fun with. When the passion of being a loving parent comes back, I will appear again.”

“You might be wondering. Why am I not on camera speaking to you? There’s a magnitude of reasons. The two that stand out the most goes as such. One, I cannot give my location. I’m being hunted. Three people have come forward only to fall at my feet. They want the bounty. They want my baby. So, why give them the information that they need to find me? It would be stupid to do so.”

“Two, I’m not planning on coming to our match. I’ll gladly take the forfeit loss if that means that my belt is safe. I’m going to be in the building, sure. DeBlanc did just say that he was going to name me ‘official’ champion. An official champion does what she wants. I don’t want to fight you now. When I say our match won’t be anything serious, I mean it. It will be nonexistent.”

“You’ll label me a coward, but I’ll continue to be what I’m usually am. I play the role of an actual human being.”

“When you realize it and understand it, you’ll see me as a revolutionary. You’ll idolize me.”

“You, you silly Viking, you’ll call me your God.”

“Fuck Odin.”

“I’m the All-Father (Mother).”



[ooc] This is shit. I'm sorry, but I'm so out of it right now.
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