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My rallying call (and a "Reasons You Suck!" speech); Valkyrie vs Brine vs Livingstone
Topic Started: Dec 1 2015, 08:45 PM (21 Views)
Valkyrie
How does anyone prepare for the environment of hardcore? If you listened to Omega's head trainer, he would tell you that it's not about looking pretty, doing as many squats, pressups and weights as you can become number one in the environment. He would tell you that it's as much mental as it is physical and that the focus should be on preparing your mind for the adrenaline rush when weapons are used and physically absorbing as much pain as you can.

Physical conditioning, not a problem. As Valkyrie sat back in a lesser seen part of Omega, the basement where chairs for shows were stored, where equipment was stored in case it was required. Staring at anything that might make its way into the match and become a part of it without any warning at all. Valkyrie would make the claim that she didn't need weapons to win, and it had proven itself true when she'd become the Number One contender to the Pitt's championship in her second sanctioned match. She'd walked in on her first night, made the deceleration that she would be the Champion at some point and it had all worked out really well for her.

Then JJ fucking Brine stole the title belt and revealed truth. That JJ Brine was for starters, in Valkyrie's never humble opinion, asking for having the crap kicked out of her with chairs and tables and the side of the cage and anything else that got brought to the party, and that Kayla Livingstone, the alleged champion, was not going to go chasing after her championship and do whatever it took to claim it back. No Honour in Valkyrie's mind, and if a Champion had no honour, then they had no right to hold the Championship belt on the shoulder or around their waist. She was no better than JJ fucking Brine.

“Weakness. No better than the Thrall who used to serve my ancestors when we were raiding and pillaging. The weak perish so that the strong survive, first rule of the jungle. But there is being brave for the sake of being brave, and there's using your head. It took some cunning for me to become the Number One Contender but at this point, I have idea's who to call the champion and who to call a coward.”

“I'll make it short and sweet for you Kayla, you are neither Champion, Championship material and you lack any sense of courage. The moment you were declared the Champion, you should have pursued that belt without any hesitation, you should have charged with weapons and gone after Brine yourself and taken back what she stole from you. Instead, you send out a single, solitary tweet that more or less states that you're only going to ask once. And that is all you did. You let outsiders and other talent go after your belt in the weeks since you had it taken away from you, proving to me that you're a coward. Free reign to get it back and you let everyone else do the legwork. Had I been in your spot, Brine would be in the hospital or an asylum right now, painting the walls with her own blood and faeces in some sort of dirty protest for what I did to her mentally and physically. She should be in that unit as we speak, you should be holding that belt and I would at least have the guts to respect you for doing it. I would tell you that to your face that you earn my respect by brutality. Instead you prove my mindset that you aren't worth the ink that they use to print the match cards in the back, that a dead mouse would be a more noble champion than you are. Even my puppy Hroki, one of her turds has more respect than you do as we speak. You're a damn cowardly Kusse Kayla, and ending your reign without you holding the belt will be a sweet step for me in my rise to being the best damned wrestler this company has to offer.”

“Juno, don't worry your pretty little head. There is no shame in losing a match in this day and age, you didn't have the right to fight for the belt, instead you took it through conniving means. Because one intern couldn't control his bladder and think of tucking the belt bag under his arm whilst taking a leak A true Champion would have stared into the eyes of an opponent, left them fallen in a heap and taken the belt from their grasp so they know that you were better. You claim that it's an act, but you cannot lie in the presence of a selector of the fallen. I study everyone and everything from a monitor in the back, I like to know my opponents style better than they know themselves so I can prepare my strategy. Those I get thrown against, I learn to read as I fight so I can keep up an illusion of being crazy prepared. How to read favourite moves, weaknesses... You resorted to Pepperspray and handcuffs to escape from me last week. As far as I'm concerned, that match is still ongoing even if the records say I win because my opponent fucked off. I don't like to leave anything done, and if somehow Kayla manages to win this match by pinning you or me, you can rest assured that I'm going to grip you in one of my favourite submission holds and teach you how to respect me with it. You'll either tap or I'll snap you, and for your sake, you had best tap. If Kayla finds herself out cold and you're barely concious, I won't hesitate to take the belt by pinning the Champion... then I'll come back for you and slap you into the submission hold until you tap or snap, but the sweetest Danelaw for me, to satisfy my demand for blood and honour, would be to knock Kayla out and finish you off for the Pitt to see that JJ Brine is exactly as I say: Weak, cowardly and about to be institutionalized and using blood and shit as her primary materials for her Interior Decor course in the asylum.”

The Dane paused, raising to her feet, she grabbed a trash can and looked over the storage room, picking out weapons. A staple gun and a pad of paper, a Singapore cane, a chair, thumbtacks and a sheet of steel all placed into the trashcan.

“As of now ladies, you can consider the ring England at the turn of the year 1000 AD. You can consider me your friendly local Viking coming from Denmark to take your gold and women away. You Saxon bloods are going to learn the hard way that when you piss of a Viking to the extent that your disrespect for the title has been over the last few weeks that me being Queen of the locker room is going to be a breath of fresh air for everyone in the back. That there's no more chasing some chicken who uses chemicals to get the job done and no ineffectual champion lacking courage.”

“And to those of you in the back, those who call yourselves warriors, those of you with the blood of the Celts and the Norse. Those of you who are sick and tired of the bullshit of the heretic running as soon as she wrote the cheque her backside couldn't cash. I offer you the choice of a one off standing at my side and making sure that this garbage ends. No more pursuing the belt around and getting misted in the eyes with irritant fluids or letting outsiders do what Kayla should have done herself within fifteen seconds of finding out she'd been robbed. There are those of you there who would love to see Justice done... I say we make sure that Juno faces the headswoman in the middle of the ring and her execution is done swift and painfully!”

“I offer this to you all as my rallying cry. Make sure that bitch gets to the ring with the other one and in the name of the Allfather, I will end this charade once and for all so we can get back to some sense of normality in this Pitt of Insanity.”

“For blood, for honour!”


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