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Anime & Manga; wich do you watch/read ?
Topic Started: Feb 11 2008, 02:25 AM (7,350 Views)
Snofox Kari
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B) there goes the next contestant
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Elystriana
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They probably deserved it...? :huh: :P :ninja:
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Jack
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But of course...I only do it to people who deserve it. (Of course, their deserving is arbitraily decided by DD or myself, so it really begs the question 'do they really deserve it).
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Jason
Jan 25 2010, 03:01 AM
But of course...I only do it to people who deserve it. (Of course, their deserving is arbitraily decided by DD or myself, so it really begs the question 'do they really deserve it).
"begs the question"? Hardly. The 'arbitrary' decision is based on their own actions. ;)
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What if you just don't like their face? My brothers have said he had better have a good face. (As in, a kind/honest face, not necessarily a handsome one) They say if he doesn't have a good face, they won't be happy. Also, what weapons would you use? Mine have not figured it out. All they have figured out is this, which we talked about last night:
Brother 3: What are we going to use, anyhow? Can't use a gun..."
Brother 2 "..Can't use knives, either, which is a pity."
Me: "Wait. Why can't we use knives?"
Brother 1: "Because, little sister, if someone were to harm you..."
Brother 2: "We'd unfortunately have to kill him..."
Brother 3: "And guns just don't scare people like they used to..."
Brother 2: "And knives...? Knives are too quick..."
Me: "Did you just say knives are too QUICK?"
Brother 2: "Well, can't be letting him off to wonderland too quickly now, can we?"

And then they wonder why no girl in my family gets dates.
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Tell 'm to use spoons.
It takes a bit of effort to kill someone with a spoon, but that just shows you care.
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Jack
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Jan 26 2010, 05:41 AM
What if you just don't like their face? My brothers have said he had better have a good face. (As in, a kind/honest face, not necessarily a handsome one) They say if he doesn't have a good face, they won't be happy. Also, what weapons would you use? Mine have not figured it out. All they have figured out is this, which we talked about last night:
Brother 3: What are we going to use, anyhow? Can't use a gun..."
Brother 2 "..Can't use knives, either, which is a pity."
Me: "Wait. Why can't we use knives?"
Brother 1: "Because, little sister, if someone were to harm you..."
Brother 2: "We'd unfortunately have to kill him..."
Brother 3: "And guns just don't scare people like they used to..."
Brother 2: "And knives...? Knives are too quick..."
Me: "Did you just say knives are too QUICK?"
Brother 2: "Well, can't be letting him off to wonderland too quickly now, can we?"

And then they wonder why no girl in my family gets dates.
We've settled on Dad's .22 and SKS, my combat knife, and my Uncle Sparky's two Glocks.

How long he's alive all depends on where you hit him.
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Elystriana
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Wooden staves. My brothers take tang-su-do and their bongs are very good for hurting people, but I don't think they'd be that quick.
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Me
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The Brothers Grimm had some good ideas - such as sticking someone stark naked into a nail studded barrel and having them be dragged along cobblestones by white stallions until they died.

So did Cartman:
"Alright, now I'm going to beat you to death with this club now, ok?"
"You can't kill me with an inflatable billy club!"
"Yes I can. It'll just take a long time, that's all. Now hold still! *thwap thwap thwap*"
"Ow! Even so, there are three of us and you can't possibly kill all of us before the police arrive, you'd have to get rid of us all at once!"
"*pause* Hm, you're right. How should I deal with this? .... Ooh! I know! *thwap* One for you, :Steps over: *thwap* one for you, *thwap* and one for you. Now we're gonna do that again until you die - so hold still! Thwap step thwap step thwap step thwap step**
"Ow, why are you doing this?? You're just a kid!!"
"You be quiet! I am a cop, and you will obey my athorita!! *thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap"

I like the spoon idea...
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Jack
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Nah. Better still - tie them down, and then have a flock of ducks peck them to death.

Yes, you heard me right. I said ducks.
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o_0 violent aren't we? I tried to beat someone up with a spon in a dream... the spoon broke. (it was plastic)
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Elystriana
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You'll need to train the ducks first, though...
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Jack
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Jan 27 2010, 12:47 AM
You'll need to train the ducks first, though...
They'll figure it out, once they get hungry enough.
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Elystriana
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If you say so....I wasn't aware ducks were carnivoires.
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Jack
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I think they'll pick up on it pretty quickly, given enough incentive.
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