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| Me | Jan 27 2010, 08:12 PM Post #301 |
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Aspiring World Ruler and Eccentric Cynic
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You only have so much time, darling.. But I applaud your instinct - once someone touches me it's like a disease; you'll be just like Me in a matter of months. And usually the urge to smack Me upside the head trumps preservation instincts. You though I'd bother to take over the world by convincing people?
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| Jack | Jan 27 2010, 10:29 PM Post #302 |
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Well, there's a flaw with your plan, Princess. Now that I know about it, I can avoid it. Besides, my plan to take over the world doesn't even involve direct contact. So I'll get there first. But I need an apprentice, so if you come to the Dark Side, I'll make you the first. And I'll give you some cookies. Edited by Jack, Jan 27 2010, 10:29 PM.
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| Elystriana | Jan 28 2010, 01:38 AM Post #303 |
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Guardian and Healer of the Silyena Woods
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I think you just might have trouble ruling over a bunch of people who are just like you. How would you feel being ruled over by you?
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| TheDeepDark | Jan 28 2010, 02:24 AM Post #304 |
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Look what happened to Calvin (of Calvin&Hobbes) first attempt at cloning.
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| Jack | Jan 28 2010, 02:54 AM Post #305 |
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People like me have a problem with authority, that's why I don't want to rule over a bunch of people like me. |
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| Me | Jan 28 2010, 03:41 AM Post #306 |
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Hee. No there's not, it's already working if you're calling me Princess. Jason, Darling? I don't have a problem smacking people - you don't have to touch me as long as I touch YOU. Smack Jason > Not smacking Jason. Sure, I'll join you. Where do I sign? |
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| Jack | Jan 28 2010, 03:46 AM Post #307 |
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That's why I prefer the backseat...you're more than welcome to be the figurehead. I'll just sit back here in the backseat and pull the strings...your strings. Me, Darling? It's highly unlikely you're as fast/faster than I am. And even if you are, you can't outrun my broadhead arrows from my recurve bow. Just kneel and say, "I promise to fulfill your bidding, my Master", and I'll take it.
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| Me | Jan 28 2010, 04:19 AM Post #308 |
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I'm never the figurehead! Also, you may pull my strings IF you're willing to peel the grapes, too, Darling. I never ride in the front, so the only strings you'd find are on the violin. Don't bet on it. The day I see anyone running faster than I AND shooting a bow... I'll get back to you.. |
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| Jack | Jan 28 2010, 04:21 AM Post #309 |
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But see, I'm always in the very backseat. That way, I pull everyone's strings...and no one can pull mine. Besides, that also means that when people come to arrest whoever's causing the ruckus, they arrest my lackeys instead... I'll bet on it, thanks... No hurry.
Edited by Jack, Jan 28 2010, 04:21 AM.
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| Me | Jan 28 2010, 04:54 AM Post #310 |
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And whenever we want to get rid of you, we just slam the brakes on in front of an 18 wheeler.? Nice! And I'LL raise you 5.. Launch codes, permission for the Lair decor, and my own weapons room before I consider. |
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| Jack | Jan 28 2010, 04:57 AM Post #311 |
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Of course not. You don't think I'm foolish enough to go back there without plenty of protection? And I'll raise you 200... Sorry, that's only for lackeys who are at the advisor level. I can get you a nice set of room furniture at apprentice level, tho'. Edited by Jack, Jan 28 2010, 04:57 AM.
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| Elystriana | Jan 28 2010, 04:41 PM Post #312 |
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I you guys don't stop soon, I'm gonna have people back at my door asking me what's so funny. At this rate, I wouldn't mind either of you trying to pull my strings as long as I can laugh at your discussions.
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| Me | Jan 28 2010, 04:54 PM Post #313 |
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Yes. 5000!!! Any higher and we'll start betting siblings!! The incentive to agree is...overwhelming... Hi, Mom!!!
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| Jack | Jan 28 2010, 07:38 PM Post #314 |
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I always knew you were smart - for a mushroom. Don't bet your lunch money on that - you'll go hungry. And I'll raise you 50,000. I know I'm gonna win. Great! When do you start? *snicker* |
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| Me | Jan 28 2010, 09:27 PM Post #315 |
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Thank you! I AM a mushroom, I say it all the time in my family: "Kept in the dark and fed crap." I'm the last person to know about things, and then everyone's like "Oh, didn't you know?" SO I'm a mushroom. Also, I don't eat lunch. Or breakfast. Anndd I eat dinner with my family, so I'll bet my lunch moneyz gladly. I forget what we're even betting, but I'll raise you one brother and 10 grand. The second after your tragic, untimely death. *sweet grin* |
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But I applaud your instinct - once someone touches me it's like a disease; you'll be just like Me in a matter of months. And usually the urge to smack Me upside the head trumps preservation instincts.
You though I'd bother to take over the world by convincing people?





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