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Topic Started: Oct 20 2008, 03:21 PM (9,028 Views)
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You only have so much time, darling.. :P But I applaud your instinct - once someone touches me it's like a disease; you'll be just like Me in a matter of months. And usually the urge to smack Me upside the head trumps preservation instincts. :evil: You though I'd bother to take over the world by convincing people?
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Well, there's a flaw with your plan, Princess. Now that I know about it, I can avoid it. Besides, my plan to take over the world doesn't even involve direct contact. So I'll get there first.

But I need an apprentice, so if you come to the Dark Side, I'll make you the first. And I'll give you some cookies.
Edited by Jack, Jan 27 2010, 10:29 PM.
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Jan 27 2010, 08:12 PM
You only have so much time, darling.. :P But I applaud your instinct - once someone touches me it's like a disease; you'll be just like Me in a matter of months. And usually the urge to smack Me upside the head trumps preservation instincts. :evil: You though I'd bother to take over the world by convincing people?
I think you just might have trouble ruling over a bunch of people who are just like you. How would you feel being ruled over by you? ;) :P
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Look what happened to Calvin (of Calvin&Hobbes) first attempt at cloning. :blink:
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Jan 28 2010, 01:38 AM
I think you just might have trouble ruling over a bunch of people who are just like you. How would you feel being ruled over by you? ;) :P
People like me have a problem with authority, that's why I don't want to rule over a bunch of people like me.
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Well, there's a flaw with your plan, Princess.
Hee. No there's not, it's already working if you're calling me Princess. :D
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Now that I know about it, I can avoid it. Besides, my plan to take over the world doesn't even involve direct contact. So I'll get there first.
Jason, Darling? I don't have a problem smacking people - you don't have to touch me as long as I touch YOU. Smack Jason > Not smacking Jason. :lol:

Sure, I'll join you. Where do I sign?
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Hee. No there's not, it's already working if you're calling me Princess. :D
That's why I prefer the backseat...you're more than welcome to be the figurehead. I'll just sit back here in the backseat and pull the strings...your strings.
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Jason, Darling? I don't have a problem smacking people - you don't have to touch me as long as I touch YOU. Smack Jason > Not smacking Jason. :lol:
Me, Darling? It's highly unlikely you're as fast/faster than I am. And even if you are, you can't outrun my broadhead arrows from my recurve bow.
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Sure, I'll join you. Where do I sign?
Just kneel and say, "I promise to fulfill your bidding, my Master", and I'll take it. :evil:
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That's why I prefer the backseat...you're more than welcome to be the figurehead. I'll just sit back here in the backseat and pull the strings...your strings.
I'm never the figurehead! Also, you may pull my strings IF you're willing to peel the grapes, too, Darling. I never ride in the front, so the only strings you'd find are on the violin.
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Me, Darling? It's highly unlikely you're as fast/faster than I am. And even if you are, you can't outrun my broadhead arrows from my recurve bow.
Don't bet on it. The day I see anyone running faster than I AND shooting a bow...
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Just kneel and say, "I promise to fulfill your bidding, my Master", and I'll take it. :evil:
I'll get back to you..
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I'm never the figurehead! Also, you may pull my strings IF you're willing to peel the grapes, too, Darling. I never ride in the front, so the only strings you'd find are on the violin.
But see, I'm always in the very backseat. That way, I pull everyone's strings...and no one can pull mine. Besides, that also means that when people come to arrest whoever's causing the ruckus, they arrest my lackeys instead...
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Don't bet on it. The day I see anyone running faster than I AND shooting a bow...
I'll bet on it, thanks...
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I'll get back to you..
No hurry. :lol:
Edited by Jack, Jan 28 2010, 04:21 AM.
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But see, I'm always in the very backseat. That way, I pull everyone's strings...and no one can pull mine. Besides, that also means that when people come to arrest whoever's causing the ruckus, they arrest my lackeys instead...
And whenever we want to get rid of you, we just slam the brakes on in front of an 18 wheeler.? Nice!
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I'll bet on it, thanks...
And I'LL raise you 5..
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No hurry. :lol:
Launch codes, permission for the Lair decor, and my own weapons room before I consider.
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And whenever we want to get rid of you, we just slam the brakes on in front of an 18 wheeler? Nice!
Of course not. You don't think I'm foolish enough to go back there without plenty of protection?
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And I'LL raise you 5.
And I'll raise you 200...
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Launch codes, permission for the Lair decor, and my own weapons room before I consider.
Sorry, that's only for lackeys who are at the advisor level. I can get you a nice set of room furniture at apprentice level, tho'.
Edited by Jack, Jan 28 2010, 04:57 AM.
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I you guys don't stop soon, I'm gonna have people back at my door asking me what's so funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

At this rate, I wouldn't mind either of you trying to pull my strings as long as I can laugh at your discussions. :P
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Of course not. You don't think I'm foolish enough to go back there without plenty of protection?
Yes.
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And I'll raise you 200...
5000!!! Any higher and we'll start betting siblings!!
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Sorry, that's only for lackeys who are at the advisor level. I can get you a nice set of room furniture at apprentice level, tho'.
The incentive to agree is...overwhelming... :stare:

Hi, Mom!!! :heart:
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Yes.
I always knew you were smart - for a mushroom. Don't bet your lunch money on that - you'll go hungry.
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5000!!! Any higher and we'll start betting siblings!!
And I'll raise you 50,000. I know I'm gonna win.
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The incentive to agree is...overwhelming... :stare:
Great! When do you start? *snicker*
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I always knew you were smart - for a mushroom. Don't bet your lunch money on that - you'll go hungry.
Thank you! I AM a mushroom, I say it all the time in my family: "Kept in the dark and fed crap." I'm the last person to know about things, and then everyone's like "Oh, didn't you know?" SO I'm a mushroom. Also, I don't eat lunch. Or breakfast. Anndd I eat dinner with my family, so I'll bet my lunch moneyz gladly. :P
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And I'll raise you 50,000. I know I'm gonna win.
I forget what we're even betting, but I'll raise you one brother and 10 grand.
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Great! When do you start? *snicker*
The second after your tragic, untimely death. *sweet grin*
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