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Read any good books lately?
Topic Started: Oct 20 2008, 03:21 PM (9,015 Views)
Jack
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Exactly. That stuff drives me crazy.

But you know what the nice part is? You can go to 'those morons' and smack them upside the head with a Bible (in Christian love, of course), and tell them to get their heads on straight.
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Especially the ones who decide to make you, the "poor suicidal dark depressed little person" a personal "feel good about ourselves" convert project. *eyeroll* There's a reason we have a bad rap. It's not unjustified due to the amount of people that claim Christianity as theirs. (Same goes for the difference between attention monger drunks and the miserable drunks.)

Oh, then there is that fact that we simply make awesome tagets since we're not supposed to fight back and get thrown the "That's from someone who believes in Jesus!" or the "You're a good little Christian girl, you shouldn't be fighting, should you?" lines. We're easy pickings and no one gets in trouble for it. (But diss Islam, and you're asking for suspension)
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Jack
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Heh...when someone cuts in front of you in line, always remember, WWJD.

He'd say:

"GET BEHIND ME, SATAN!"
Edited by Jack, Feb 4 2010, 04:51 PM.
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:lol:

LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Feb 4 2010, 04:45 PM
Oh, then there is that fact that we simply make awesome tagets since we're not supposed to fight back
Well, not with violence. But Jesus has some of the best comebacks.
It's a matter of outsmarting your attackers, and getting away looking (and being) better.
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Jack
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O(r), then there is that fact that we simply make awesome ta(r)gets since we're not supposed to fight back and get thrown the "That's from someone who believes in Jesus!"
Of course we make awesome targets. Everyone always wants to kill the invincible people. :lol:
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Indestructible! Except, in a nicer manner.
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Jack
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Speak f'r y'self. :evil:
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I did speak for myself - I DO have a version of nice. It's called "I'll kill you quickly instead of slowly this time."Cough. And you don't get any better than Me being nice. Can't help it that YOU aren't nice, Dearest.
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"Please, take the moral high ground. All that heavenly back-lighting will make you the better target."

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A CHRISTIAN depressed irrational person still has a sense of their faith and conscious intact, so they don't go to extremes.

Well, I think I just lost about 5'2" of my stature. X(
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/doesn't know what the hell just happened.

........what..?
Edited by Me, Feb 6 2010, 07:45 AM.
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Biting remorse for past actions. Small comfort that I didn't hurt anybody else at the time (well, probably emotionally)
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Oh. Well we're in the same boat then - I was really stupid more than twice. Cheers to ruined lives! ^o)

*can I get back on now?*
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I'd say thank you, but better to have never been there, neh?

Oh, you got off? <holds out a hand> What'cha waiting for? ;)
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Hm. Yes. Yes, it would have been nice to have skipped out, I'm pretty sure. Maybe we're just special.

I thought you put Me down. =( <reaches up like a tot> Uppie uppie!
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