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| Me | Mar 7 2010, 01:43 AM Post #766 |
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Goes under the "Too stupid to dupe" line! |
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| Jack | Mar 7 2010, 01:47 AM Post #767 |
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For the most part, yes. |
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| Me | Mar 7 2010, 02:06 AM Post #768 |
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That's Me! I'm not unstupid usually! 8D Are you too stupid to dupe? |
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| TheDeepDark | Mar 7 2010, 03:30 AM Post #769 |
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Where light goes to die
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Sarcasm is only bad when people die. Wait, come to think of it... There are exceptions even then. Yep. |
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| Jack | Mar 7 2010, 04:08 AM Post #770 |
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Not when you make it sound sincere enough to get away with it. |
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| Me | Mar 7 2010, 05:59 AM Post #771 |
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I think my favorite part of that ad is how it's from the makers of Damitol. <dies laughing>"I no longer shoot my coworkers!" The best part about being sarcastic to the point that they think it's sincerity is you're all happy; they think you're sweet, and you're having a ball instead of grinding your teeth. We all like being happy, right?
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| Jack | Mar 7 2010, 01:08 PM Post #772 |
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I'm always like that. "Sarcasm - how to achieve a high without drugs." |
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| Me | Mar 7 2010, 10:07 PM Post #773 |
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And let's face it, they need us - us, our sarcasm, AND our cynicism! After all - "The optimist invented the airplane. The cynic invented the parachute." |
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| Jack | Mar 7 2010, 10:32 PM Post #774 |
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The skeptic invented the parachute. The cynic set cameras up to film the crash. |
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| Me | Mar 7 2010, 10:53 PM Post #775 |
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True, but hat would have been messing with the quote. And if that's so, where is the pessimist in all this air flight? And the sadists! They're always there, too!
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| Jack | Mar 7 2010, 11:27 PM Post #776 |
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The pessimist didn't want to be near when it crashed, because it would probably land on him, and the sadist tried to get it to crash on the masochists, who were also trying to get it to crash on them.
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| Me | Mar 8 2010, 12:04 AM Post #777 |
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Okay, points.
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| Jack | Mar 8 2010, 12:31 AM Post #778 |
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*bows* Thank you. |
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| Me | Mar 8 2010, 01:01 AM Post #779 |
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You're VERY welcome. *sweet smile* |
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| Jack | Mar 8 2010, 01:35 AM Post #780 |
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Very well, Lady Ironic, you are dismissed. |
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<dies laughing>
And if that's so, where is the pessimist in all this air flight? And the sadists! They're always there, too!

7:19 PM Jul 11