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| Jack | Apr 12 2010, 02:19 PM Post #1111 |
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You don't know us. Duh.
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| Me | Apr 12 2010, 02:34 PM Post #1112 |
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Or maybe you're just girly.
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| Jack | Apr 12 2010, 02:35 PM Post #1113 |
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Keep tellin' y'self that, darlin'.
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| Me | Apr 12 2010, 02:45 PM Post #1114 |
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While you keep telling yourself that you're manly. |
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| Snofox Kari | Apr 12 2010, 02:45 PM Post #1115 |
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hug back? oh nonono...you started all the hugs here
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| Jack | Apr 12 2010, 03:52 PM Post #1116 |
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*shrug* Since it's your idea of manly that you're using, I'll pass. =) True manhood is being able to play dress-up-dolls with your younger sister while talking to your friends about the current political state of our Union at the same time. |
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| Me | Apr 12 2010, 04:42 PM Post #1117 |
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How do YOU know what my definition of manly is? 'Course that's manly. I was that little sister being played with while they talked about growed up stuff.
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| Jack | Apr 12 2010, 05:01 PM Post #1118 |
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Because according to you, I'm not it. So it must be wrong. Duh.
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| Me | Apr 12 2010, 05:15 PM Post #1119 |
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You're obviously not familiar with the Manly Point System. You have plenty of manly points, sure, but not enough yet. |
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| towr | Apr 12 2010, 05:28 PM Post #1120 |
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How many manly points does one get for not caring how many manly points one has? For that matter, what are the theoretical and effective maxima on the "Me's Manly Points System" scale of manliness?
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| Jack | Apr 12 2010, 07:07 PM Post #1121 |
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Don't hurt her poor little head with details, towr - she's just making it up. Dear Me, the problem with your idea is that you have no way of knowing just how many manly points I have - because you've never met me in person. So it's my word that counts.
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| Me | Apr 12 2010, 07:14 PM Post #1122 |
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The Manly Point System is quite simple: You do something girly or wimpy, you get deducted; you do something manly, you get awarded points. Everything in between any actions that can increase or lower just keep you where you are. The whole point is you are trying to attain and keep your status as a man. (Thus, you are not even eligible to start earning them for future manhood until you hit teens) Not to be confused with Awesomeness Points - those are different. It helps to view them as brownie points - in that they are able to cash in. You could spend a few years collecting thousands of them and then, say you do something unforgivable (such as dressing in a dress/make up or reading a book such as Clique); you may say you'd like to cash in all your manly points right then (or however many are gauged needed to atone for whatever stunt we're talking about) in order to retain your status as a man. In which case, you still barely have the man title, but have exactly no slack in the least for even the smallest stunts in the future. Naturally (I am not heartless), circumstances are taken into account, so in some odd twisted way you could find yourself earning manly points in drag if it were for a damn good reason. Playing dress up with kids is manly; dressing up alone is girly. It's all circumstantial - especially considering there are incidents that you may not have the manly points to bail out of even if you wanted. Utter humiliation for someone else when not obligated is pretty much the maxima for Point Award we've given (as of yet). On the flip side reading tween girl angst fluff will by drop you into the negatives, unless you have an obscene amount saved up in reserves to bail out or can justify it (and, no 'good writing' doesn't help) effectively. Occasionally you will need a lawyer (usually Me) and a jury will be called. (My family) EDIT: Says you, Jason. It's a science in my house for the stunts that get pulled and the masculinity questioning. Also, since I have not met you and cannot judge your points, I have to start from scratch. You do not have enough. Edited by Me, Apr 12 2010, 07:17 PM.
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| Jack | Apr 12 2010, 07:16 PM Post #1123 |
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Then it's a corrupt system, determined to be statistically invalid, and therefore bogus. I'm glad we could all come to an amicable arrangement.
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| Me | Apr 12 2010, 07:18 PM Post #1124 |
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I suppose I could just start calling everything either girly or manly. And that leaves you in a nasty place without circumstantial judgments. |
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| Jack | Apr 12 2010, 07:19 PM Post #1125 |
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You could, but it leaves you in a nasty place without genuine, independent, unbiased verification. |
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I was that little sister being played with while they talked about growed up stuff.
I'm glad we could all come to an amicable arrangement.
7:19 PM Jul 11