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| Samuel | Apr 20 2010, 12:04 AM Post #1 |
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Well then. Stating the blatantly obvious, I'm the new sap around here. Suppose you may call me Samuel, Sam or any of the... What was the word... Oh, that's right, derivatives. Well, Samuel's not my real name, but not wanting to break out of tradition, I had to pick an old name/alias that started by S. So yeah, Sam. On another note, you can say I was Mind you, I am disclosing this information at the risk of my live and those of my loved ones, so there is something I would rather make crystal clear immediately. I do not jest. I will be and have been thus far, utterly and absolutely serious. I am not native to the English language and my grasp over it is, in lack of a better word, ghastly. Please excuse any abhorrent mistakes I may make. Any questions? Edited by Samuel, Apr 20 2010, 12:07 AM.
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| Snofox Kari | Apr 20 2010, 12:08 AM Post #2 |
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Protector of the Winter Forest
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hiiiiiiiiiiiii beware the glompers welcome to the key forums
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| TheDeepDark | Apr 20 2010, 12:21 AM Post #3 |
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Where light goes to die
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Only one my friend. What IS your native language? And welcome to Key. Read/post at your own risk.
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| Snofox Kari | Apr 20 2010, 12:24 AM Post #4 |
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the rainbow glomps are offline at the moment...you're safe for now
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| Samuel | Apr 20 2010, 12:32 AM Post #5 |
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Thanks, good to be here. My native language is Portuguese. I'm European, from Portugal. Which means I also understand Spanish perfectly, although I really can't write. Reading, posting at my own risk... Eh, I'll be fine. Not my first time in the rodeo. Forumer and Rper for a few years now. I've got experience with greater varieties of crazy than you can imagine. |
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| Me | Apr 20 2010, 12:47 AM Post #6 |
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Aspiring World Ruler and Eccentric Cynic
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NEW BLOOD!! YAY--- Erm. I mean, NEW PERSON!! YAY!! <really innocent grin. And I mean, REALLY innocent> I'm Me. "Welcome, to Hell." I just met you and love you already! Here: Have some cake. You're liable to get the living daylights glomped out of you and be showered with cookies once the older members show, by the way. ^_- Don't expect anyone to make sense, either. Welcome.
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| Samuel | Apr 20 2010, 01:09 AM Post #7 |
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Cake? Think I'd fall for that?! The cake is a lie! And I've got evidence! Behold, exhibit A. A photograph of the crime scene. ![]() *shakes head* Weakling. If this is hell, then I'm the devil! Bow down to your new master! Or, in American English: Hello, nice to meet you. Edited by Samuel, Apr 20 2010, 01:11 AM.
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| Snofox Kari | Apr 20 2010, 01:12 AM Post #8 |
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as long as you don't eat the resident magical orange cake you'll be just fine
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| TheDeepDark | Apr 20 2010, 01:16 AM Post #9 |
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Where light goes to die
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Correction: Try to eat the resident magical orange cake. He would begin dying extremely painfully before he could accomplish the feat. |
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| Samuel | Apr 20 2010, 01:22 AM Post #10 |
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Hm, is that a dare, my good friend? |
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| Me | Apr 20 2010, 01:23 AM Post #11 |
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And I suppose you got this proof on the internet, did you? NEVER BELIEVE THE INTERNET! No, there was indeed cake to be had! No one stayed alive long enough to reach it, is all. It WAS there. Like hell you are, cretin. I get to rule the place if anyone. A small, insignificant step to being World Ruler. Or in American English: I think we're going to get along just fine. |
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| Elystriana | Apr 20 2010, 01:27 AM Post #12 |
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Guardian and Healer of the Silyena Woods
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Rainbow glomper is now active.... *Glomp* *Poke* Welcome to the forums!!! Have a cookie.
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| Samuel | Apr 20 2010, 01:31 AM Post #13 |
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Not for long, you don't! If GLaDOS couldn't fool me with her cake, what makes you think you can? I got the proof first hand! Sadly I was too late to save the poor chap who left his testimony in that wall... But not any more! I'll crush you like the ant you are. You may be the big fish in the little pond you call a home, but you're nothing more than a guppy in a real ocean. You've just come across a shark. Or, in American English: I like you already. |
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| Snofox Kari | Apr 20 2010, 01:33 AM Post #14 |
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thanks for the translation
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| Samuel | Apr 20 2010, 01:36 AM Post #15 |
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CRITICAL HIT!! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!! -Sound of Health Bar diminishing- Samuel Fainted; Will you choose another Forumer: ->Yes ->No Edited by Samuel, Apr 20 2010, 01:37 AM.
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Have some cake. You're liable to get the living daylights glomped out of you and be showered with cookies once the older members show, by the way. ^_- Don't expect anyone to make sense, either. Welcome.

7:15 PM Jul 11