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Can I just say one thing?
Topic Started: Mar 7 2011, 03:23 AM (3,109 Views)
towr
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Apr 29 2011, 03:33 AM
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When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity.
Now, granted it's "disemboweling" and not "sitting" in your case, but still the point stands, you precious precious dolt.
Why would someone disembowel on a stove?
And it sounds like really screwed up first date to go out and disembowel something with a girl.
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Shadowflight
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.... your interpretation of what Me said sounds really screwed up Towr...... :ermm:
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Snofox Kari
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does that surprise you, Shadow? :lol:
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towr
Apr 29 2011, 05:12 AM
Why would someone disembowel on a stove?
And it sounds like really screwed up first date to go out and disembowel something with a girl.
Because they forgot to before putting it on the stove to cook?

Yes, I daresay that would be. I can think of a couple people I know personally who've essentially done that though. - take the girl hunting, and once you kill the thing, well...
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Apr 29 2011, 12:34 PM
does that surprise you, Shadow? :lol:
... now that you mention it, not really. :P
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Apr 29 2011, 03:28 PM
Yes, I daresay that would be. I can think of a couple people I know personally who've essentially done that though. - take the girl hunting, and once you kill the thing, well...
Ah, that makes sense actually. :lol: More than doing it on the stove. ... Oh, wait, I get it; but surely taking it off the stove first makes more sense (then again this isn't about what would make more sense, but about how the hypothetical situations are endured).

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.... your interpretation of what Me said sounds really screwed up Towr...... :ermm:
Thanks, I try :P It helps the conversation was already a bit screwed up if taken too literal.
Nevertheless, apologies to anyone who's a bit squeamish about macabre humor.
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Snofox Kari
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:unsure: just makes me hungry :)
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Fish? Without glory?

(Yes, yes, I know, logical fallacy)
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:rolleyes: "sitting" as in "sitting with the girl" - in this case, he'd like to disembowel the girl, rather than sit with her, so naturally he thinks he it goes faster than it does. The stove has nothing to do with it.

Though, I must say, I wouldn't mind if a guy wanted to take me hunting for a date (it's my bro's idea of good "bonding" time.). Hell, it'd even get him points with the men. :lol:
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I'm with Kari, this is making me hungry. /dumb little sister smile
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Snofox Kari
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XD great minds think alike, how about some chopped liver sadwich, Elly?
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Apr 29 2011, 10:03 PM
I must say, I wouldn't mind if a guy wanted to take me hunting for a date (it's my bro's idea of good "bonding" time.).
I did take a girl shooting for a date once, though not hunting. I would Love to get into crossbow/bow hunting though. I think that would just be cool.
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space!


i bring my bow, let's go B)
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I don't know about hunting (a bit squeamish about actually killing something), but I'd certainly go shooting with you (bow- I don't know how to use a crossbow).
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Crossbow's easy! It's like a modern firearm - you just point it and pull the trigger
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