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Bad joke of the day
Topic Started: Sep 3 2013, 05:28 PM (1,899 Views)
Snofox Kari
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Brilliant! :D
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towr
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What kind of instrument does a gynecologist play?

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TheDeepDark
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*facepalm*

Okay, I've got one (lifted from elsewhere).

So I did ALL the dishes the other day and my shoulders are still sore.

You know what else is sore?

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Full disclosure: I just wanted a setup to use this awesome ascii emote that I found online but I can't get the forum to recognize the characters so... Sorry
Edited by TheDeepDark, Jun 18 2016, 09:55 PM.
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What do you think is a horse's top priority when voting?

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towr
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What do you think a grizzly's priority in elections is?

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What do dwarves think is the most important political issue?

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towr
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If you drop a steak on the floor, does that make it ground beef?
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towr
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Does Pinocchio's nose grow when he's lying in bed?
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towr
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bad pick-up line #5123:
If I told you you had a beautiful buddy, would you hold her against me?
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Who was the favorite president among pirates?

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towr
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I went to the doctor for a persistent ringing noise in my ear. He gave me the silent treatment.
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towr
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I knew a girl once who claimed she turned into a deer on the full moon. A nice gall overall, but a bit of a weredoe.
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Did you hear about the time a cabbage and a tomato got into a race?

the outcome should have been obvious of course:
The cabbage was always ahead,
the tomato spending the whole time trying to ketch-up
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What do you call the vocabulary that's particular to pirates?
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