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Bad joke of the day
Topic Started: Sep 3 2013, 05:28 PM (1,896 Views)
towr
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[rand][r]Rocket Science: it's not exactly Brain Surgery. [/r]
[r]Brain Surgery: it's not exactly Rocket Science. [/r][/rand]

(I'm not really original here)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I
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TheDeepDark
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I went to the moon once!
But it was boring and dull, so I came back.

The atmosphere there is really lacking.
Edited by TheDeepDark, Oct 28 2013, 06:23 PM.
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towr
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In what unit do you measure scary amounts of data?
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In what unit do you measure the size of your MP3 collection?
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In what unit do you measure the amount of text blogged by animal rights activists?
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Had to share those ones with family. ^_^
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towr
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Sometimes I get the feeling bankers are just a bunch of parasites, or as they prefer to call themselves: "infesters".
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In what unit do you measure the size of your MP3 collection?
gagabytes

*snickers* Though, the day that any Lady Gaga songs end up on my MP3 player is the day it's time to start looking for a nice, quiet insane asylum... :P
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towr
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Whenever I see Lady Gaga it makes me wanna poke her face.
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TheDeepDark
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I'm glad she's nowhere nearby.
I hope in all her carrying on she's never borne this way.
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Girls, a warning: never go out with a transvestite, he only wants to get into your pants.

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My girlfriend's a real bitch sometimes. I always try to tell myself "it's just that time of month", but sometimes I really start to reconsider whether it was such a good idea to date a werewolf.
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I always struggled to stay awake in my physics class.
The lectures were such a Bohr.
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towr
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It was as a boy, after he'd been particularly naughty, and his dad spanked him so hard he couldn't sit down for a day, that Isaac Asimov discovered the three laws of raw buttocks.
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Was was the nun banned from church?
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towr
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A: "This is some of the best chicken I've ever had." .. "Ah damn, I dropped some, I'll get something to clean it up"
B: "Oh, don't worry about it. The roaches will get it"
A: "Roaches! You've got roaches? Ew... You should get an exterminator to come 'round"
B: "Oh, it's not that bad, the rats keep 'em in check."
A: "E'gad, rats too?! How can you stand it."
B: "Eh, it's not a problem, the snakes keep the rats under control."
A: "Snakes? Seriously?... I'm almost afraid to ask. What keeps the snakes in check?"
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keeping the food chain looped, nice XD
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