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| towr | Oct 28 2013, 04:45 PM Post #31 |
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Defender of the pie
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[rand][r]Rocket Science: it's not exactly Brain Surgery. [/r] [r]Brain Surgery: it's not exactly Rocket Science. [/r][/rand] (I'm not really original here) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I |
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| TheDeepDark | Oct 28 2013, 06:22 PM Post #32 |
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Where light goes to die
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I went to the moon once! But it was boring and dull, so I came back. The atmosphere there is really lacking. Edited by TheDeepDark, Oct 28 2013, 06:23 PM.
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| towr | Nov 9 2013, 12:31 PM Post #33 |
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Defender of the pie
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In what unit do you measure scary amounts of data? Spoiler: click to toggle In what unit do you measure the size of your MP3 collection? Spoiler: click to toggle In what unit do you measure the amount of text blogged by animal rights activists? Spoiler: click to toggle |
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| TheDeepDark | Nov 10 2013, 05:27 AM Post #34 |
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Where light goes to die
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Had to share those ones with family.
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| towr | Nov 10 2013, 02:39 PM Post #35 |
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Defender of the pie
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Sometimes I get the feeling bankers are just a bunch of parasites, or as they prefer to call themselves: "infesters". |
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| Elystriana | Nov 12 2013, 12:23 AM Post #36 |
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Guardian and Healer of the Silyena Woods
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*snickers* Though, the day that any Lady Gaga songs end up on my MP3 player is the day it's time to start looking for a nice, quiet insane asylum...
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| towr | Nov 12 2013, 06:40 AM Post #37 |
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Defender of the pie
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Whenever I see Lady Gaga it makes me wanna poke her face. |
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| TheDeepDark | Nov 14 2013, 06:54 AM Post #38 |
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Where light goes to die
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I'm glad she's nowhere nearby. I hope in all her carrying on she's never borne this way. |
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| towr | Nov 23 2013, 09:17 PM Post #39 |
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Defender of the pie
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Girls, a warning: never go out with a transvestite, he only wants to get into your pants. |
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| towr | Nov 24 2013, 03:18 PM Post #40 |
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Defender of the pie
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My girlfriend's a real bitch sometimes. I always try to tell myself "it's just that time of month", but sometimes I really start to reconsider whether it was such a good idea to date a werewolf. |
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| TheDeepDark | Nov 25 2013, 11:41 PM Post #41 |
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Where light goes to die
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I always struggled to stay awake in my physics class. The lectures were such a Bohr. |
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| towr | Dec 30 2013, 07:13 AM Post #42 |
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Defender of the pie
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It was as a boy, after he'd been particularly naughty, and his dad spanked him so hard he couldn't sit down for a day, that Isaac Asimov discovered the three laws of raw buttocks. |
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| towr | Dec 31 2013, 10:38 AM Post #43 |
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Defender of the pie
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Was was the nun banned from church? Spoiler: click to toggle
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| towr | Jan 16 2014, 06:31 PM Post #44 |
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Defender of the pie
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A: "This is some of the best chicken I've ever had." .. "Ah damn, I dropped some, I'll get something to clean it up" B: "Oh, don't worry about it. The roaches will get it" A: "Roaches! You've got roaches? Ew... You should get an exterminator to come 'round" B: "Oh, it's not that bad, the rats keep 'em in check." A: "E'gad, rats too?! How can you stand it." B: "Eh, it's not a problem, the snakes keep the rats under control." A: "Snakes? Seriously?... I'm almost afraid to ask. What keeps the snakes in check?" Spoiler: click to toggle |
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| Snofox Kari | Jan 16 2014, 08:33 PM Post #45 |
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Protector of the Winter Forest
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keeping the food chain looped, nice XD |
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