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Bad joke of the day
Topic Started: Sep 3 2013, 05:28 PM (1,893 Views)
towr
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I tried to borrow some hedge-clippers from my merman neighbour, by he wouldn't lend them to me, the shellfish bastard.
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Snofox Kari
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got a star wars related one:

how can you tell someone is a professional huttball player?

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(i'd improve it if i knew more about the types of games played, but i think it works okay as is lol)
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towr
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I tried a new weight-loss shake, and it's amazing: the taste just takes your breadth away.
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towr
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I met this girl last night, she just had the most amazing raw animal magnetism.

At least I assume that's why she was covered in dead rats and pigeons.
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Do you know why George R.R. Martin doesn't use twitter?
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towr
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The devil was arrested yesterday. He was charged with possession.
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towr
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They say home is where the heart is. This is especially true for heartworm.
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towr
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"Didn't your mother teach you not to put off till tomorrow what you can do today?"

"I don't think she meant to include dying."
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towr
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Of all the dictators, sausage Hitler was the wurst.
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XD
...isn't there an internet rule that talks about referencing Hitler?
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towr
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Yeah, that's Godwin's law: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1"

I do regret I didn't manage to find/make an image of a sausage that looks like Hitler, though.
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Elystriana
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...that would be an interesting image... :ninja:
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Snofox Kari
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if he were any more alcoholic, his liver would be the wurst :Y
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Elystriana
Nov 3 2014, 03:53 PM
...that would be an interesting image... :ninja:
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*blink* *blink*

......

*dies laughing* :lol: That's just...oh my.
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