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Bad joke of the day
Topic Started: Sep 3 2013, 05:28 PM (1,891 Views)
towr
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Today's the day to let that someone special know the way you really feel.
Like Al Capone did. :evil:



I've just had the worst Valentine's day ever: My imaginary girlfriend broke up with me; by text message.



What not to say after someone tells you they love you: ".. Why?!"
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Well, see Al Capone got his dates mixed up and thought it was still Friday the 13th...resulted in a lot of broken hearts

(every Valentine's Day should follow Friday the 13th, that'd be amazing...too bad our calendar doesn't allow for that)
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Not sure, but I figured Some of you will get this. It made me giggle.

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Edited by TheDeepDark, Feb 21 2015, 12:10 AM.
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Guess she got tired of keying cars... :lol:
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I'm not really up to date with Taylor Swift lyrics. Surprisingly, I do recognize her. And google helps out.
Death Note, I know, of course.

Heh, there seems to be quite a few versions of this joke going around.
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"I wouldn't marry you if you were the last person on Earth. Because I'd be dead. And in any case, we'd need a priest."
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"We were prepared for the worst. Then the second worst happened."
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When you go to the dentist, you have to make sure you keep your teeth entertained. You know, so they don't get bored out of your skull.
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I've made a device to trap Santa, I call it the Saint Nicolas Cage.
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"What's for dinner?"
"Broccoli"
"Ah, man, I hate f**king broccoli"
"Good. You're meant to eat it."
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"Opinions are like assholes. I don't want to hear yours."
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"crippled people are so lame"
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A vampire walks into a bar and asks for a drink. "I'm sorry", says the barman, "but we don't serve humans in this bar."
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The optimist says the glass is half full.
The pessimist says the glass is half empty,
and the physicist ducks.
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(gotta love vacuums)

why is it so hot after a football game?
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