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| towr | Feb 14 2015, 08:46 PM Post #106 |
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Defender of the pie
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Today's the day to let that someone special know the way you really feel. Like Al Capone did. I've just had the worst Valentine's day ever: My imaginary girlfriend broke up with me; by text message. What not to say after someone tells you they love you: ".. Why?!" |
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| Snofox Kari | Feb 14 2015, 10:18 PM Post #107 |
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Protector of the Winter Forest
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Well, see Al Capone got his dates mixed up and thought it was still Friday the 13th...resulted in a lot of broken hearts (every Valentine's Day should follow Friday the 13th, that'd be amazing...too bad our calendar doesn't allow for that) |
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| TheDeepDark | Feb 21 2015, 12:09 AM Post #108 |
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Where light goes to die
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Not sure, but I figured Some of you will get this. It made me giggle.
Edited by TheDeepDark, Feb 21 2015, 12:10 AM.
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| Snofox Kari | Feb 21 2015, 02:33 AM Post #109 |
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Protector of the Winter Forest
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Guess she got tired of keying cars...
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| towr | Feb 21 2015, 08:18 AM Post #110 |
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Defender of the pie
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I'm not really up to date with Taylor Swift lyrics. Surprisingly, I do recognize her. And google helps out. Death Note, I know, of course. Heh, there seems to be quite a few versions of this joke going around. |
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| towr | Mar 28 2015, 08:29 AM Post #111 |
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Defender of the pie
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"I wouldn't marry you if you were the last person on Earth. Because I'd be dead. And in any case, we'd need a priest." |
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| towr | Mar 31 2015, 03:57 PM Post #112 |
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"We were prepared for the worst. Then the second worst happened." |
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| towr | Apr 6 2015, 10:27 AM Post #113 |
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When you go to the dentist, you have to make sure you keep your teeth entertained. You know, so they don't get bored out of your skull. |
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| towr | Apr 16 2015, 04:02 PM Post #114 |
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Defender of the pie
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I've made a device to trap Santa, I call it the Saint Nicolas Cage. |
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| towr | Apr 18 2015, 07:16 AM Post #115 |
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Defender of the pie
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"What's for dinner?" "Broccoli" "Ah, man, I hate f**king broccoli" "Good. You're meant to eat it." |
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| towr | Apr 18 2015, 06:37 PM Post #116 |
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"Opinions are like assholes. I don't want to hear yours." |
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| towr | May 3 2015, 05:17 PM Post #117 |
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"crippled people are so lame" |
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| towr | Jun 5 2015, 07:31 PM Post #118 |
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A vampire walks into a bar and asks for a drink. "I'm sorry", says the barman, "but we don't serve humans in this bar." |
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| TheDeepDark | Jul 5 2015, 11:44 PM Post #119 |
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Where light goes to die
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The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty, and the physicist ducks. |
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| Snofox Kari | Jul 6 2015, 03:55 PM Post #120 |
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Protector of the Winter Forest
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(gotta love vacuums) why is it so hot after a football game? Spoiler: click to toggle
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