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Bad joke of the day
Topic Started: Sep 3 2013, 05:28 PM (1,890 Views)
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Jul 6 2015, 03:55 PM
(gotta love vacuums)
pfeh, vaccuums suck.
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She pointed the gun at me, a cold look in her eyes.
"I'm going to miss you", she said.
I was relieved, I had been sure she intended hit me.
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If Hillary becomes president of the United States, will she be paid 22% less than a male president?
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haha...if she does, would that be a step in the right direction (for a president to get less instead of taking more) or further proof of issues (by being woman)? :blink:
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You should always be careful when going to the bathroom, because you know what they say: loo slips sink ships.
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Via NewScientist, the Daily Telegraph on the murder rate in the US:
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compared to first world countries such as France, Canda and Spain, 3.55 deaths per capita is a staggeringly high figure.
Apparently Americans are like cats and have more than one life.
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I was really disappointed when my universal remote wouldn't pause the universe.
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that's because you need the "universe control panel" to work with it
Universe control panel
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Two paraplegics walk into a bar. IT'S A MIRACLE!
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How does a quadriplegic cross a freeway? (take the "f" out of "free, then take the "f" out of "way) THERE'S NO F-IN WAY!
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My friends always complain I don't give a rat's ass when it's their birthday. But then, the one time I do, they're shocked and appalled and asking "what the heck did you do to that poor rat, you sick bastard". Hey, I don't go around stalking the sewers, hunting rats, for fun, you know. I'd have rather gotten you chocolates too, but it's what you asked for - who am I to argue.
The gratitude of some people.
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If you use puns at too high a frequency, it Hertz.
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He was a diamond in the rough... Well, coal.
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Was he stuck between a rock and a hard place?
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He was under a lot of pressure, certainly. So his time to shine might yet come. :pirate:
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