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Funny Childhood Stories
Topic Started: Apr 16 2013, 09:12 AM (329 Views)
Hanako
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Hey guys, just thought it would be nice to share some funny childhood stories! Its always a blast to walk down memory lane for me, so why not share it?

Also, I feel comfortable telling my stories in green text style, but its just my preference, you can tell yours however you want.
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Hanako
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>Be me around 4th grade-ish
>silent read/d.e.ar. time
>put book in lap and rest head on desk because it is comfortable, plus you can fall asleep without the teacher knowing
>feel a sneeze coming on
>promptly lift head as not to sneeze on the book
>sneeze makes you thrust forward and smack your head on the desk
>get sent to the nurses to reduce swelling on forehead
>feel dumb
>5 minutes later see best friend walk in nurses office
>ask her what happened
>she says "My eye was itchy so I scratched it"
>both lol
>everything went better than expected
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Hanako
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This story isn't mine, but its one of the funniest ones imo
>be me age 6
>be at recess
>collect rocks for mom's rock collection
>teacher calls us inside for music class
>puts rocks in pockets
>music teacher puts on some music and asks us to dance to express ourselves
>start spinning in circles
>ROCKS FLYING OUT EVERYWHERE
>music teacher gets angry and tells me to empty out pockets outside
>rest of elementary I had the nickname Rocky
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Hanako
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>be new kid in school
>grade 3
>make friends with boy named Ethan
>go on field trip, Ethan is my bus buddy/field trip partner
>We get name tags to put on
>I'm wearing overalls that say Harry Potter
>He's wearing a T-shirt that says Spider Man
>promptly put name stickers over the first word on the shirt
>Become Ethanman and Sabrynna Potter, the world's awesomest crime fighting duo
>spend the whole field trip playing around
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Hikaru
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>Be me in like 3rd grade
>Lunch time
>Accidentally drop food on the ground and everyone does that annoying 'OOOOOOOOH'
>Feeling ready to cry
>Really plump kid next to me is laughing really hard
>Slap tray out of his hand and then everyone 'OOOOOOOOOH's at him
>Say; "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW"
>Spend rest of lunch time in classroom
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Rin
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xD wow hika.

> be me in like 4th grade
> some group assignment thing in classroom
>2 boys, 1 girl, and me
> boys look through dictionary and start laughing at a word
> I ask what they're laughing about
> they show me
>word says sperm whale
> I have no clue why they were laughing
> they say 'sperm'
> I blink at them like they're stupid
> one boy briefly explains eggs and sperm
> I say they're stupid for laughing at it because its still a whale.
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Kaya
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LOL these are great!

>be me in 4th grade
>be in the lunch line
>some guy walks up to me and says "Hey! F*ck is a bad word!"
>I think for a few seconds, then say "It's not a real word! It's not even in the dictionary!"
>Doesn't realize the children's dictionary in the classroom doesn't have all of the words in it
>Starts whispering "f*ck f*ck f*ck" over and over again to him to make him angry
>I go home and tell mom
>Mom laughs like a lunatic, then shows me the word "f*ck" in the adult dictionary
>I feel like an idiot
>But I felt like an adult. I learned a new CURSE WORD
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buraikazuma
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>be me in 2nd grade

>be sitting next to girl who every boy in class likes

>girl asks me why I have Sailor Moon Erasers

>I reply with "because she's my girlfriend"

>she says "I'm Sailor Moon"

>other boys in class shoot me dirty looks

>I don't pay attention to her for rest of assignment

>other boys still shooting me dirty looks

>lunch time

>sitting alone because new kid in school

>girl all boys in class likes comes to sit with me

>my lunch kit is "Mighty Ducks"

>she asks me "Can I be your girlfriend"

>I reply "If you were really Sailor Moon, you wouldn't have asked me that"

>other boys imply I'm gay because I come to school with a rose the next day

>I give nerdiest girl in class the rose

>she becomes most popular girl because I turned down other girl
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Nami
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>be me at like six
>be celebrating April Fools day
>see dad with knife and ketchup
>have dad put ketchup on knife and index finger
>walk into bathroom where mom is showering
>scream
>participate in all the lols
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