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Topic Started: Jun 22 2008, 11:24 PM (629 Views)
Malkavia
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Jul 1 2008, 07:42 PM
Fuck women drivers. Jesus Christ on a crutch. Most of them are fucking horrid behind the wheel. Just today some dumb bitch tried to cause a nice accident at an intersection. So I was sitting at a red light, waiting to turn left. The arrow gave us the go ahead but it ran down and this dumb bitch in a Hyundai Tucson KEPT FUCKING GOING! Straight cut some understandably agitated female driver in an Explorer. I knew it was a woman simply because that occurred.

I swear to fucking god there are so many of them out there! Day in and day out I see them on their fucking mobiles, chatting away like driving is a mundane activity that requires no additional attention. I hope those dumb whores wreck on a goddamn utility pole.

Mind not generalizing, it's tacky. <_< I see just as many if not more male drivers doing stupid things, like chatting on a phone or blazing rap music and acting "cool". Really, it's not one gender, it's half the freakin' planet.
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I did say most... but damn, I see more WOMEN DRIVERS causing automotive accidents than males. More often, I see females blazing past me on the highway when it's raining; and I see them drop to a damn crawl in the same weather!

While as obnoxious, males are at least consistent.
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Doctor Destiny
Jul 1 2008, 07:22 PM
I did say most... but damn, I see more WOMEN DRIVERS causing automotive accidents than males.

Thats because a higher percentage of females drive that way. Though in numbers you might see more males driving recklessly, the percentage of female drivers doing the same is higher. And Damnit, what does a guy have to do to get a dry martini around here. :P
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Jul 1 2008, 08:25 PM
And Damnit, what does a guy have to do to get a dry martini around here. :P

Dry hump a leg.
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To late for that. *Zero begins sipping on his martini that he stole from a guy that was dry humping another guy's leg*
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While as obnoxious, males are at least consistent.


Yes, consistently obnoxious. :lol:
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I take offense..........i drive fine......damnit..............fuck you............never used that many curse words in one sentence......I'm going to hell.........oops!
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If anyone around here is going to hell it's Blu and Black Friday. Blu just because he fails so much :P and Black Friday because, well, he is Black Friday. :rolleyes:
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I didn't know failing was a mortal sin...
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Jul 16 2008, 06:28 PM
I didn't know failing was a mortal sin...

Haven't you read Chuck Norris' ten commandments!?!?

The first commandment: Thou shalt not fail.
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*goes back on topic*

OH MY GOD! THESE STUPID CHUCK NORRIS JOKES JUST NEVER END! WHAT THE FUCKIN' HELL PEOPLE! GET OVER IT ALREADY! ARRRRGGGGG!!!! *head explodes from defying the logic of Chuck Norris*
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Malkavia
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Okay... Topic...


FUCK YOU BLU AND YOUR FUCKING FAILURE THAT IS YOURSELF!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!!

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yEA, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, CARNIE... UH.. UM.... YOUR RED TEXT IS HARD TO REAS! SO BURN! FUCK YOU! YEA! YOU FELT THAT!

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Red
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Oo I don't think i ever learned how to "REAS"
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Epyon
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OK THATS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Zero fly's int space and gets into an orbital position right above Blu and Mag and fires his buster rifle taking both out at the same time, and leaving a crater the size of Atlanta.
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Oh wait, that was Atlanta.




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BAHHHHHH forget it it's not important it's just Atlanta.....
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True true.
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most useless town in existence......what state is Atlanta in again.......oh yeah Georgia.......soooooooo.........yeah it's not important....fucking Georgia.......
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What's wrong with Georgia?
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