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| Olde Farte | Aug 11 2017, 12:16 PM Post #1591 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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I never spotted the different date, I better correct it so it makes sense. |
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| Olde Farte | Aug 11 2017, 12:17 PM Post #1592 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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I forgot.....................
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| Mark M | Aug 11 2017, 12:26 PM Post #1593 |
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Hawk T1
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thats the answer, tell Judy you cant remember ordering it
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| Olde Farte | Aug 11 2017, 01:07 PM Post #1594 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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She will actually believe me as I forget all sorts of things.
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| RJ Tucker | Aug 12 2017, 02:08 AM Post #1595 |
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Patrolling the MMM frontier
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Order? Order wut?!
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| Olde Farte | Aug 12 2017, 11:26 AM Post #1596 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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Exactly RJ.................... |
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| RJ Tucker | Aug 12 2017, 07:51 PM Post #1597 |
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| Olde Farte | Aug 13 2017, 08:50 AM Post #1598 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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| Olde Farte | Aug 15 2017, 07:42 AM Post #1599 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said, " So why are you here ? " The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the Sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black Lab said, " So what’s the vet going to do ? " " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down." The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ? The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners''s couch." " So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired. " Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here ? " " I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see." Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away." The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?" The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! " |
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| Mark M | Aug 15 2017, 10:35 AM Post #1600 |
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| Cimmerian | Aug 15 2017, 01:52 PM Post #1601 |
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Lt. Ken 'Albatros' Jeffrey
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| beowulf | Aug 20 2017, 04:28 PM Post #1602 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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The Air Officer Commanding 2 Gp is being driven from High Wycombe to RAF Brize Norton for the annual formal inspection when the staff car breaks down just off the A1. The driver, an SAC of the female persuasion, opens the bonnet and has a look at the engine but can't see the problem. The AOC, who fancies himself as a bit of an amateur mechanic walks behind her to have a look and says, "Would it help if you had a screwdriver?" The SAC smiles and replies politely, "Better not sir. It looks like we're going to be late enough as it is." |
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| RJ Tucker | Aug 20 2017, 11:50 PM Post #1603 |
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Well...... she could provide an auxiliary air start...... just sayin'.
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| Olde Farte | Aug 21 2017, 08:28 AM Post #1604 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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A statement used by bus drivers all over the world to their female compadres. |
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| mac1677 | Aug 22 2017, 06:36 AM Post #1605 |
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Lt Mac 'Shocker' McSheffrey
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