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| RJ Tucker | Sep 4 2017, 09:54 AM Post #1651 |
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Patrolling the MMM frontier
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| beowulf | Sep 4 2017, 08:22 PM Post #1652 |
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| beowulf | Sep 4 2017, 08:23 PM Post #1653 |
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| beowulf | Sep 4 2017, 08:39 PM Post #1654 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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After joining 2nd Para, I eagerly asked my Sergeant what I could expect from jump school. "Well," he said, "it's three weeks long." "What else," I asked. "The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said. "The second week, they separate the men from the fools." "And the third week?" I asked. "The third week, the fools jump." |
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| mac1677 | Sep 11 2017, 06:17 AM Post #1655 |
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Lt Mac 'Shocker' McSheffrey
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I like that Paul
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| RJ Tucker | Sep 11 2017, 02:45 PM Post #1656 |
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| beowulf | Sep 11 2017, 04:28 PM Post #1657 |
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Edited by beowulf, Sep 11 2017, 04:30 PM.
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| mac1677 | Sep 12 2017, 01:46 PM Post #1658 |
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Lt Mac 'Shocker' McSheffrey
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| Olde Farte | Sep 13 2017, 10:12 AM Post #1659 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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You do realise that the youngsters on here won't understand this....................
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| tc2324 | Sep 13 2017, 12:18 PM Post #1660 |
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LCDR Tony `Banana's` Clay
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One for Del...............
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| Olde Farte | Sep 13 2017, 01:48 PM Post #1661 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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but only 40 seconds? you give me far too much credit Tony. Wait until you knock on my door and I ask 'who the f**k are you'.
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| beowulf | Sep 15 2017, 05:55 PM Post #1662 |
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A battery and a nose walk into a pub and up to the bar. The battery says to the barman,"Two pints of lager please mate." Barman says,"I ain't serving you,so get out." "Oh what",says the battery,"why you barring us?" Barman says,"well for a start,you look like you're gonna start something,and your mate is off his face." |
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| beowulf | Sep 17 2017, 08:16 AM Post #1663 |
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| beowulf | Sep 17 2017, 08:17 AM Post #1664 |
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| Olde Farte | Sep 17 2017, 10:29 AM Post #1665 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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A Saskatchewan farmer went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister." "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Regina Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye. __________________________________________________________________________________________________ Hillary to Donald....!! Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump. “A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.”, begged Hillary. “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the undertaker”, replied President Trump. |
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