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| beowulf | Sep 24 2017, 04:33 PM Post #1681 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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Edited by beowulf, Sep 24 2017, 04:36 PM.
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| Olde Farte | Sep 25 2017, 07:59 AM Post #1682 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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| RJ Tucker | Oct 1 2017, 10:46 AM Post #1683 |
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Patrolling the MMM frontier
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| beowulf | Oct 1 2017, 12:42 PM Post #1684 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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hahahahaha |
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| Olde Farte | Oct 2 2017, 08:52 AM Post #1685 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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I showed Judy this and she just hurrumphed and walked off. |
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| RJ Tucker | Oct 2 2017, 12:47 PM Post #1686 |
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Was she holding you up by your ankle?
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| Olde Farte | Oct 2 2017, 01:14 PM Post #1687 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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Nope just disgusted that it ridicules women but then said that's true and laughed. |
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| RJ Tucker | Oct 7 2017, 01:39 PM Post #1688 |
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| RJ Tucker | Oct 8 2017, 07:24 PM Post #1689 |
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You'll never be as manly as this guy!!!!: ![]()
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| RJ Tucker | Oct 11 2017, 01:58 PM Post #1690 |
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![]() "Merica! Doin' important stuff right since 1776!
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| Olde Farte | Oct 12 2017, 10:39 AM Post #1691 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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Funny old country. |
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| beowulf | Oct 14 2017, 09:38 PM Post #1692 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he heard some voices from inside. He slammed open the door, and shouted: "Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good night. What you must realize, is that when I say "Good Night," what I really mean is "Shut the f&%k up!!!" The room instantly fell silent. After a few seconds, a small voice could be heard from somewhere in the back of the dark room: "Good Night, Sergeant" |
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| RJ Tucker | Oct 15 2017, 01:47 AM Post #1693 |
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Won't find this on Ancestry.com!![]()
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| beowulf | Oct 15 2017, 09:06 AM Post #1694 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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| Olde Farte | Oct 17 2017, 07:46 AM Post #1695 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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You may need to read this twice, I did. ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS AS HOW TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:(YOU CAN'T MAKE UP THIS STUFF) Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist £50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. AND NOW FOR THE CLASSIC Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. REMEMBER, THESE PEOPLE CAN VOTE….. Edited by Olde Farte, Oct 17 2017, 07:47 AM.
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