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Topic Started: Jan 14 2014, 04:24 PM (29,072 Views)
beowulf
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:rolf :rolf :rolf
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True, true....... :wicked
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hahahahaha
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I showed Judy this and she just hurrumphed and walked off.
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Olde Farte
Oct 2 2017, 08:52 AM
I showed Judy this and she just hurrumphed and walked off.
Was she holding you up by your ankle? :blink:
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Oct 2 2017, 12:47 PM
Olde Farte
Oct 2 2017, 08:52 AM
I showed Judy this and she just hurrumphed and walked off.
Was she holding you up by your ankle? :blink:
Nope just disgusted that it ridicules women but then said that's true and laughed.
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True, true.....

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You'll never be as manly as this guy!!!!:

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"Merica! Doin' important stuff right since 1776! :yipee
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Funny old country.
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A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he heard some voices from inside. He slammed open the door, and shouted:
"Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good night. What you must realize, is that when I say "Good Night," what I really mean is "Shut the f&%k up!!!"
The room instantly fell silent. After a few seconds, a small voice could be heard from somewhere in the back of the dark room:
"Good Night, Sergeant"
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Won't find this on Ancestry.com!

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You may need to read this twice, I did.


ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS AS HOW TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:(YOU CAN'T MAKE UP THIS STUFF)

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist £50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.


AND NOW FOR THE CLASSIC

Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.



REMEMBER, THESE PEOPLE CAN VOTE…..
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