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| beowulf | Jul 30 2015, 09:45 PM Post #511 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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| stevescan | Jul 31 2015, 01:54 AM Post #512 |
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That's me again with wingy things. lol |
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| snapper655 | Aug 1 2015, 02:35 PM Post #513 |
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The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .... Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake The average person over 70 years of age cannot do it .... 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat. 5. This is keep cat. 6. This is an cat. 7. This is old cat. 8. This is fart cat. 9. This is busy cat. 10. This is for cat. 11. This is forty cat. 12. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha you cannot resist passing it on.... |
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| Olde Farte | Aug 1 2015, 02:38 PM Post #514 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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That is gross.....................very funny though. |
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| Olde Farte | Aug 1 2015, 02:39 PM Post #515 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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. I hope it isn't directed towards the old fart who frequents these pages!
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| snapper655 | Aug 1 2015, 02:46 PM Post #516 |
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As if,
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| stevescan | Aug 1 2015, 03:26 PM Post #517 |
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| Olde Farte | Aug 4 2015, 10:21 AM Post #518 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the lake at Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids, - I just don't get it. 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc. 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?' 'On the other side of the lake near the car park at the capital. 'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?' asked the big Croc. 'Well, I crawl up under one of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the s**t out of them and eat 'em!' “Ah!” says the big Crocodile, “I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the s**t out of a Politician, there's nothing much left but an arsehole with a briefcase.” |
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| stevescan | Aug 6 2015, 12:47 AM Post #519 |
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| beowulf | Aug 7 2015, 05:54 PM Post #520 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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I think I drank too much last night..... I was more wasted than an Australian batsman's sun cream |
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| beowulf | Aug 7 2015, 05:54 PM Post #521 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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Cricket Australia. Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs. |
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| beowulf | Aug 7 2015, 05:59 PM Post #522 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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Nigel Farage has called for the introduction of an Australian cricket-based immigration system... All out in less than two hours. |
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| beowulf | Aug 7 2015, 06:00 PM Post #523 |
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| beowulf | Aug 7 2015, 06:01 PM Post #524 |
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| beowulf | Aug 7 2015, 06:02 PM Post #525 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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What's the point of lap-dancing clubs? If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I'd stay at home with the wife |
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