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| mrvr6 | Apr 16 2014, 04:18 PM Post #46 |
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Lt. john 'Buzz Kill' burton
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lol |
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| snapper655 | Apr 16 2014, 05:08 PM Post #47 |
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Gun Monkey
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Clever,
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| stevescan | Apr 17 2014, 12:14 AM Post #48 |
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Airbrush master
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very funny
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| Olde Farte | Apr 17 2014, 10:29 AM Post #49 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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I like your style.
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| Cimmerian | Apr 19 2014, 10:26 PM Post #50 |
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Lt. Ken 'Albatros' Jeffrey
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. (wait for it) She smiled and explained, "I married One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, and Four to go." |
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| beowulf | Apr 19 2014, 10:54 PM Post #51 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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| beowulf | Apr 21 2014, 11:56 AM Post #52 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.” |
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| Mark M | Apr 21 2014, 12:30 PM Post #53 |
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Hawk T1
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OMG
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| Olde Farte | Apr 21 2014, 02:57 PM Post #54 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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I must be really thick as I cannot work this one out. |
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| mrvr6 | Apr 22 2014, 09:02 AM Post #55 |
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Lt. john 'Buzz Kill' burton
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say it out loud and youll get it
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| Olde Farte | Apr 22 2014, 10:15 AM Post #56 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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Got it, see I said I was thick. |
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| stevescan | Apr 28 2014, 02:40 AM Post #57 |
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Airbrush master
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Me too Del. but didn't want to say anything.
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| Nikon User | Apr 28 2014, 07:46 AM Post #58 |
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"BEAVER"
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Do we have a "groan!!!" icon?
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| Olde Farte | Apr 28 2014, 08:02 AM Post #59 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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A LAWYER & A SENIOR CITIZEN. A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun..."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says. This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?" The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net. He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. |
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| Mark M | Apr 28 2014, 08:52 AM Post #60 |
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Hawk T1
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thats fab! |
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