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| beowulf | Dec 3 2015, 05:42 PM Post #781 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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found this on a parody news site
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| Mark M | Dec 3 2015, 05:55 PM Post #782 |
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Hawk T1
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brilliant! |
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| RJ Tucker | Dec 3 2015, 09:40 PM Post #783 |
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Patrolling the MMM frontier
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A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant." |
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| stevescan | Dec 4 2015, 03:49 AM Post #784 |
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Airbrush master
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| beowulf | Dec 4 2015, 08:22 AM Post #785 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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lol! |
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| Olde Farte | Dec 4 2015, 08:47 AM Post #786 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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Very funny but somebody should tell them that the USAF has nothing to do with the Army now so not USAAF. |
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| beowulf | Dec 4 2015, 09:04 PM Post #787 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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| RJ Tucker | Dec 4 2015, 09:16 PM Post #788 |
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Patrolling the MMM frontier
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Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger in front of him. The startled front tiger turned and said, "Cut it out." The rear tiger apologized, and they continued onward. About five minutes later, it happened again. The front tiger turned, growling, "I said stop it." The rear tiger again apologized, and they continued. Another five minutes passed, and again the front tiger felt the unwanted tongue. The front tiger turned, giving the rear tiger a ferocious glare, angrily hissing, "What is it with you?" The rear tiger replied, "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to offend you. But I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!" Really? You couldn't see that coming? |
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| beowulf | Dec 4 2015, 09:22 PM Post #789 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic. Medics say he needed a second coat. |
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| stevescan | Dec 5 2015, 03:03 AM Post #790 |
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Airbrush master
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| beowulf | Dec 5 2015, 12:15 PM Post #791 |
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Lt. Paul 'Red Dog' Rose
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| beowulf | Dec 5 2015, 12:16 PM Post #792 |
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| beowulf | Dec 5 2015, 12:17 PM Post #793 |
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found another one lol
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| Olde Farte | Dec 5 2015, 12:21 PM Post #794 |
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
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Bumper bundle there.
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| RJ Tucker | Dec 5 2015, 01:33 PM Post #795 |
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A pastor who was badly overworked went to the local medical center and was able to have a clone made. The clone was like the pastor in every respect--except that the clone used extraordinarily foul language. The cloned pastor was exceptionally gifted in many other areas of pastoral work, but finally the complaints about the dirty language were too much.The pastor was not too sure how to get rid of the clone so that it wouldn't look like murder. The best thing, he decided, was to make the clone's death look like an accident. So the pastor lured the clone onto a bridge in the middle of the night and pushed the clone off the bridge. Unfortunately there was a police officer who happened by at that very moment and arrested the pastor for making an obscene clone fall. GROOOOAAAAaaaaaaa......n! Not very punny!
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