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TV warnings
Topic Started: Nov 24 2014, 07:23 AM (292 Views)
DLG Dave
Lt Dave 'Wraith' Carter
Can't remember the programme or film - I remember it was one I'd been looking forward to - but it was preceded by the warning 'shows scenes of tobacco use'....

I'd love to be a link TV announcer for the big Christmas film who announces ...'.. and nasty people should be advised the baddie gets killed in the end'....
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Titanic............Contains scenes of a ship sinking

Alien...........Contains scenes with alien killing everyone except Ripley

6th sense..........Contains scenes of a child seeing a dead bruce willis

Oh we can have fun with this :laugh:
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Lt. Derek 'Smurfy' Reeve
I have no idea who the present bands are as I usually listen to Classic FM or play my classical CDs. Modern bands seem to be pressed from the same old worn out moulds, can't sing, rely on sexual innuendoes and have some of the foulest mouths around. Oh, and use loudness to cover up their serious lack of talent.
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DLG Dave
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'Tonight's retro edition of 'Top of the Pops Greatest Hits 1976' may contain sequences which at some point in the future could constitute a crime scene. In addition, we give no advance assurance that any of the performers or DJ's appearing will not find themselves in a future prosecution.

Viewers are also warned that this programme features a sustained and uncut broadcast of Johnny Mathis'.
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Tonight's top of the pops may contain slight touch up's..............Oh wait Jimmy savale is in it so it contains some heavy touch ups :whistle :laugh:

This paper contains grotesque images that non free loading attention seekers may find offensive (but some may get the horn :whistle )..................So heres a pictures of kim kardashians arse :laugh:
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