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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 26 2014, 02:34 PM (69 Views) | |
| Nikon User | Dec 26 2014, 02:34 PM Post #1 |
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"BEAVER"
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A short Christmas Story So, there I was wondering what the small black plastic bag was in the back garden when I gazed from the window the other day. On investigation, the contents turned out to be what dog owners often collect from the pavements while walking their beasts. It's Christmas - I'll be polite about it! What to do... I though for a short time and assessed the wind trajectory and my throwing ability before winding up the right arm and launching the bag and its contents back towards the property of the only dog owners in the area. Not to be too crude on the forum, but the dog concerned isn't small, and there was enough mass and weight in the bag to make all this viable. I was desperately hoping the bag would be strong enough to hold together at this point. I missed. ![]() I did however, land it in the garden next door to the one where the dog lives. On reflection, this is a win/win for me as; 1. I got rid of the bag and its contents. 2. Someone else inherited the problem. 3. The owners of the dog still get the blame as they have the only dog in the area and their other neighbours will think they threw it over in the first place. And there was I thinking my Christmas would be boring this year! Have a good one. |
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| mrvr6 | Dec 26 2014, 03:08 PM Post #2 |
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Lt. john 'Buzz Kill' burton
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