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Topic Started: Feb 6 2008, 05:41 PM (1,605 Views)
Halfwing Aeon
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we need a joke section on the boards..
ill start

chuck norris counted to infinity... twice
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
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Daker3
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- You're so stupid, you tripped over a cordless phone.
- But, seriously. Do we need a joke section. There's only 3 people! The real joke is the time it's taking people to join...And my comic.
Edit: And I find it more pleasing to insult the person directly rather than their mom. Crap I spoiled a future comic!
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Halfwing Aeon
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great you proved my point. you would gladly post in here but not in the ive got it topic. that means its either right or uncomfortably close to being right. soooo....that means.....your so stupid you sit on the tv and watch the couch.
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
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yo mama jokes are more insulting to people who actually like thier mother in halfwings case stepmother
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
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Halfwing Aeon
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btw its not limited to chuck norris.

We kicked the soviet unions @$$ so bad they had to change there name. (this actualy is true)
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
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matchstick
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huh my turn

Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes

When Chuck Norris steps in water Chuck Norris doesnt get the wet the water gets chuck

Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall at tennis

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and feels like chicken and Chuck Norris says its beef THEN ITS :censored:ING BEEF

The worst part in a childs life is not when they find out that santa isnt real, its when they find out that Chuck Norris is

Chuck Norris can hit u in the back of the face

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands,.....now theyre just called the Islands

When babies are born they dont cry because theyre slapped, its because they were just born into a world of Chuck Norris

and just one non chuck norris joke

Why is pubic hair curly
-Why?
Because ud poke ur eye out if it was straight
The best part is not the shot fired, but when you are looking down a scope to your target


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matchstick
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wow there is a censor in my post they should also censor Chuck Norris he is the worst of them all
The best part is not the shot fired, but when you are looking down a scope to your target


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Golden Pope
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Well that was horrifing to read thank you I will never get that 10 minutes of my life back...
Stop reading this...... You dont listen do you?
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wanna hear a clean joke tommy was playing in the bath with bubbles
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wanna hear a dirty joke bubbles is the girl next door
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Halfwing Aeon
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:censored: you stole mine >.<
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
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and your point is
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Halfwing Aeon
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my point is im going to kill you.... er umm jan you didnt hear that ok?
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
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matchstick
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chuck norris was playing with bubbles
The best part is not the shot fired, but when you are looking down a scope to your target


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