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Topic Started: Feb 6 2008, 05:41 PM (1,611 Views)
Daker3
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- See...if you had somehow added a math reference in it before the punchline, the joke would be more funny.
- Oh, I think I'll waste one of my filler jokes on you guys.

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is thirty cat.
This is seconds cat.

- Now go back and read the 3rd word in each line going from top to bottom.
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Gunny
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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Golden Pope
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How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny
Stop reading this...... You dont listen do you?
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Gunny
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Chris, Either you'll be banned or beat up. Also, you need to follow the rules of this forum, or I will have to do something about it. This is no joke.(there were far worse posts when I posted this originally)

But this is...

The French army.

Also....

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces(USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkensas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have only the following facts about the terrorists:

1. The season opened today
2.There is no limit
3. They taste like chicken
4.They don't like beer, women, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5.They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt Sr.


The Pentagon expects hostilities to end by Friday.

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Halfwing Aeon
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chris that is very messed up and all your doing is spaming this tread...

please put all of your jokes in one post plaes.

:D
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫
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Rebel
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this is a forum about jokes so jokes only plz
ur so fat that when u bend over u end up sittin on the world
There is no good or evil, just different ppl with different beliefs
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Daker3
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- I moved...some of Chris's posts. I kept one.
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A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack
The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated
The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer.
with his head down
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious.
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist
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Rebel
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a guy is about to lose his virginity so goes to get a condom the woman ask u kno

how to use it, guy says no, the woman sticks it on her finger and says like this, so

then they practice to have sex then the woman say good job did u have ur

condom on, guy says right here and shows the condom on his finger
There is no good or evil, just different ppl with different beliefs
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idiot invention:

ejector seat in a helicopter

Inflatable dart board

Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

A book on how to read

The water-proof towel

Submarine screen door

Solar powered flashlight

Pedal-powered wheel chair
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Golden Pope
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Stop reading this...... You dont listen do you?
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Rebel
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how do terrorists prank each other, they give each other duds

also i noticed when i stubd my finger movin stuff i noticed if u swap the first letter of jan medi's first and last name and swap his first and last name it spells jedi man
There is no good or evil, just different ppl with different beliefs
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Daker3
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- I actually thought of that today. Except...in my mind, it was Man Jedi. I wonder why we both just noticed that.
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Chris...
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Rebel
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did he get banned again?
and that was a joke
There is no good or evil, just different ppl with different beliefs
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i liked that joke about chris

TOP TEN REASONS COMPUTERS
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1. They just sit there blinking dumbly at you.
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