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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 6 2008, 05:41 PM (1,611 Views) | |
Daker3
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Mar 27 2008, 01:14 PM Post #31 |
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- See...if you had somehow added a math reference in it before the punchline, the joke would be more funny. - Oh, I think I'll waste one of my filler jokes on you guys. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is thirty cat. This is seconds cat. - Now go back and read the 3rd word in each line going from top to bottom. |
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Mar 27 2008, 03:26 PM Post #32 |
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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a lightbulb. |
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| Golden Pope | Mar 27 2008, 03:32 PM Post #33 |
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How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny |
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Mar 27 2008, 03:48 PM Post #34 |
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Chris, Either you'll be banned or beat up. Also, you need to follow the rules of this forum, or I will have to do something about it. This is no joke.(there were far worse posts when I posted this originally) But this is... The French army. Also.... The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces(USRSF). These Alabama, Arkensas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have only the following facts about the terrorists: 1. The season opened today 2.There is no limit 3. They taste like chicken 4.They don't like beer, women, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5.They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt Sr. The Pentagon expects hostilities to end by Friday. |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Mar 27 2008, 04:12 PM Post #35 |
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chris that is very messed up and all your doing is spaming this tread... please put all of your jokes in one post plaes.
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♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ ♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ | |
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| Rebel | Mar 27 2008, 06:00 PM Post #36 |
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this is a forum about jokes so jokes only plz ur so fat that when u bend over u end up sittin on the world |
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Daker3
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Mar 27 2008, 06:17 PM Post #37 |
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- I moved...some of Chris's posts. I kept one. |
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D 2
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Mar 27 2008, 08:44 PM Post #38 |
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A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer. with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious. The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist |
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| Rebel | Mar 27 2008, 08:48 PM Post #39 |
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a guy is about to lose his virginity so goes to get a condom the woman ask u kno how to use it, guy says no, the woman sticks it on her finger and says like this, so then they practice to have sex then the woman say good job did u have ur condom on, guy says right here and shows the condom on his finger |
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Mar 27 2008, 08:56 PM Post #40 |
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idiot invention: ejector seat in a helicopter Inflatable dart board Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses A book on how to read The water-proof towel Submarine screen door Solar powered flashlight Pedal-powered wheel chair |
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| Golden Pope | Mar 28 2008, 06:13 PM Post #41 |
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." |
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| Rebel | Mar 28 2008, 06:50 PM Post #42 |
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how do terrorists prank each other, they give each other duds also i noticed when i stubd my finger movin stuff i noticed if u swap the first letter of jan medi's first and last name and swap his first and last name it spells jedi man |
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Daker3
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Mar 28 2008, 06:51 PM Post #43 |
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- I actually thought of that today. Except...in my mind, it was Man Jedi. I wonder why we both just noticed that. - Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Chris... |
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| Rebel | Mar 28 2008, 06:56 PM Post #44 |
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did he get banned again? and that was a joke |
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Mar 28 2008, 08:30 PM Post #45 |
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i liked that joke about chris TOP TEN REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE 1. They just sit there blinking dumbly at you. 2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 4. They frustrate the hell out of you when you give a command and they don't, won't, or can't follow it. 5. Sometimes, try as you might, you can't turn them on particularly if you already have a floppy in. 6 If you floppy disk has a virus, you can be $@#$@#$@#$@# sure your computer will get it. 7. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 8. A better model is just around the corner. 9.The best part of having one is the games you can play. 10. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on. |
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