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| Rebel | Apr 25 2008, 06:04 PM Post #76 |
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you know something is wrong when the pine tree you swerved out of the way from was your air freshener |
| There is no good or evil, just different ppl with different beliefs | |
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Apr 26 2008, 10:37 PM Post #77 |
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man 1:call me an ambulance man 2: ok you are an ambulance |
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Aug 6 2008, 05:04 PM Post #78 |
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A marine is captured by terrorists in Iraq. He's a marine - he gives them Name, Rank and Serial No. They threaten him. He's a marine - he is defiant. OK, they say. We will send for Mustaq. The following conversation took part between the marine and Mushtaq. I am Mushtaq. slap. You will tell me what I want to know. SLAP. You will tell me where you are based. SLAP. You will tell me the movement passwords. SLAP. You will tell me where the patrols will be. SLAP You will tell me how we can get onto your base. SLAP You will stop hitting me while I am questioning you |
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Aug 6 2008, 05:16 PM Post #79 |
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The Anthrartist
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- Lol. Wait. We a jokes topic? Totally forgot about this. |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Aug 6 2008, 06:22 PM Post #80 |
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ah that was a good one |
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♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ ♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ | |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Aug 6 2008, 07:37 PM Post #81 |
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♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ ♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ | |
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| Azure | Aug 6 2008, 10:34 PM Post #82 |
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HAHA, grammer phail... okay here goes: So this Blonde a dude walk into a bar, they look at each other, and say OUCH! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ...if you don't get that, your parents have a gun I assume? |
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Through Chaos Comes order. Dare to be different! I am universal sharer #1 | |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Aug 7 2008, 04:14 AM Post #83 |
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ill say it again:
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♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ ♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ | |
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Aug 7 2008, 05:40 AM Post #84 |
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An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?' At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'You shag her again.' |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Aug 7 2008, 05:48 AM Post #85 |
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wow dude. thats so wrong.... if i wasn't laughing so hard id delete that. |
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♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ ♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ | |
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Aug 7 2008, 05:57 AM Post #86 |
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thank you i thought it might be a little much but thought what the heck it made me laugh. rofl |
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Aug 9 2008, 08:55 PM Post #87 |
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A terrorist is watching the news, and sees a report about a fellow terrorist who was captured. The report says that the terrorist died the day before from "apparent suicide". The terrorist watching looks to the guy beside him and says," yeah, he died of 'apparent suicide', just like every other member of our organization who've been captured, including the guy who shot himself in the head three times." Get it? If not, read the last line again. |
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Aug 10 2008, 12:11 AM Post #88 |
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NON OFFENSIVE JOKES What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Aug 10 2008, 06:33 AM Post #89 |
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ok that last one was taking it a little to far. |
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♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ ♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ | |
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Aug 11 2008, 08:25 AM Post #90 |
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did you edit them? because if you didnt someone did i had more i had offensive ones lol |
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