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| Halfwing Aeon | Aug 11 2008, 10:16 AM Post #91 |
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ya those are the ones im talking about. and thats why i got rid of them. hell i dont think even JAN would remain nuetral on that one, that was something id expect from CHRIS! |
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| Lopez | Aug 11 2008, 05:48 PM Post #92 |
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What did the momma volcano say to the baby volcano? I lava you. You had to be there to get this joke. It's so much more incredibly funny if you know the whole context.
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| Halfwing Aeon | Aug 11 2008, 09:05 PM Post #93 |
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![]() Please tell me I'm not the ONLY one who gets this joke (although ill probably end up having to explain it anyway) also jan and lopez you should read this comic, xkcd, its pretty much our since of humor (doubt anyone else on the forums would get half the stuff in it though) |
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Aug 11 2008, 09:54 PM Post #94 |
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- I already read xkcd. I usually wait a month between readings so there's a bunch of updates. |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Aug 11 2008, 10:58 PM Post #95 |
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ya i though you might, and with how many webcomics lopez reads he probably already does to. |
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| Lopez | Aug 12 2008, 04:19 AM Post #96 |
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I can get any joke. It's a gift. I feel like I've read that comic at some point, but I don't really remember it. Weird.Since I've been to China, I can do this joke for you foreigners. But it sounds better when spoken. Who is the president of China? I don't know, who is the president of China? Yeah, Who is the president of China. But.....who's the president of China? You're right, who is the president of China. What? . . . . . . Hu Jintao is the president of China! Agh! |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Aug 12 2008, 03:55 PM Post #97 |
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lame. and here is whaat the joke was reffering to, its the google maps directions from chicago to london.![]() they removed it now, i was lucky enough to know about it before they took it down, it was pretty funny. and yes it IS real, or at least was. |
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Aug 12 2008, 08:20 PM Post #98 |
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hey its cool you took the jokes down i am surprised you didnt take the pennicilin one down lol |
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Oct 18 2008, 01:30 PM Post #99 |
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A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, "Grandpa, talk like a frog please." The Grandpa replied, "What? I'm not going to talk like a frog!" The little boy again asked, "come on, Grandpa talk like a frog please." Grandpa again said, "No! Go bother your grandmother." The little boy finally gave up and left. A little while later the little boy's sister came in and said, "Grandpa, will you talk like a frog for me?" Grandpa of course replied, "NO!" The little girl then said, "Please grandpa will you talk just like a frog"? Grandpa was very disturbed by now and said, "What is it with you and your brother? Why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?" The little girl looked at her grandpa and said, "Well, last night daddy told us that when you croak we are all going to go to Disney World." |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Oct 21 2008, 08:32 PM Post #100 |
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♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ ♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ | |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Oct 21 2008, 08:54 PM Post #101 |
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♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ ♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ | |
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Jun 15 2009, 02:55 PM Post #102 |
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Call me Dr. Frankenstein bringing this thread back to life. Here's something I found. I know it's not about Mausers, but I do have an AK, and a Mosin Nagant is similar to a Mauser k98k ![]() ![]()
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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune say, "One Marine is better than ten Taliban." The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out, "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers." Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban." The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There are two of them." |
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Jul 27 2009, 10:10 PM Post #104 |
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A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass." Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out. He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's ass, too!" Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again. He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?" "Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country." |
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