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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 6 2008, 01:27 PM (1,540 Views) | |
Daker3
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May 23 2008, 08:22 PM Post #76 |
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The Anthrartist
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- You walk through an abandoned mine (with a 50 mile radius) that's thought to be empty. And you attract all the trace amounts of gold! And...it's a rare brand of magnetic gold! - The power to sweat 1 gallon. |
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May 23 2008, 09:26 PM Post #77 |
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you use the sweat to fill a pool then charge people to swim in it (no one knows its sweat) th ability to think superfast but be mute |
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| Rebel | May 27 2008, 06:54 PM Post #78 |
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You pass all your exams in seconds giving you time to invent the shut up button making millions The ability to be blamed for everything and get credit for nothing |
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May 30 2008, 03:28 PM Post #79 |
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you like peace and quiet so u move to the countryside where nothing ever happens and live out your life with no consequence allergic to solid foods and cant drink |
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murdockpt
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May 30 2008, 03:45 PM Post #80 |
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so you learn to absorb through your skin, or at least inject it and your discovery helps old people not choke and live forever, forever preserving our history, thanks -.- the ability to shed hair at the drop of a hat, though unable to grow it back... |
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Daker3
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May 30 2008, 03:47 PM Post #81 |
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The Anthrartist
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- How are you online right now? - Anyways, you prefer to be hairless...and was planning on going bald anyways. - The power to roll only 1's on a die. |
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murdockpt
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May 30 2008, 03:53 PM Post #82 |
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-i got some time on the comp. for like the first time in my life o.o -someone invents a game where rolling snakeyes is how you win and you get bunches of monies cuz monies are good -the ability to melt packing peanuts with your tears |
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| Rebel | May 30 2008, 05:44 PM Post #83 |
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you now have instant peanut butter the ability for your feet to never leave the ground (includes walking) |
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murdockpt
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Jun 2 2008, 09:15 AM Post #84 |
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wtf? ![]() the earth begins to spin so fast that the (correct me if I'm wrong) centripetal force makes everyone fly off of earth (for lack of better wording) and you are left alone finally at peace forever yaythe ability to lag life, including yourself (all sloooooooow like...) |
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| Rebel | Jun 4 2008, 10:27 AM Post #85 |
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everyone lags so bad they can now do things the never could before like walk through the floor, fly and do a million backflips in one jump. the ability to slip on every type of surface and bust your head open when you do |
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Jun 9 2008, 12:56 AM Post #86 |
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when your head cracks open it instantly heals and you grow stronger and smarter every time the power to never take you pants off or unzip them and be a guy and when i say never i mean never |
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Daker3
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Jun 9 2008, 07:37 AM Post #87 |
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- Heaven actually exists and virginity is a requirement. And while you were alive, you had astronaut pants with a built in toilet. - The power to repel the guy interviewing you for a job. |
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| Halfwing Aeon | Jun 9 2008, 09:11 AM Post #88 |
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your applying to be a psychiatrists. he thinks you are using 1337 mind games and hires you on the spot. the ability to destroy the universe the second you are born. |
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♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ ♪ Always~ I wanna be with you~ and make-believe with you And live in harmony, harmony - OH, LOVE ♫ | |
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| Rebel | Jun 11 2008, 02:59 PM Post #89 |
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The Kriken Empire are devastated that they cannot watch human pornagraphy anymore so they ressurect all and take us to their universe where they are 5000 years ahead of us meaning we can be lazier and have more fun The ability to think so much about random stuff that you cannot think about anything else |
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Gunny
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Jun 12 2008, 12:18 PM Post #90 |
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That means you're Azure. The ability to fly but not land( you can come down, but you land like a beached whale would, AKA, Indiana Jones style) |
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wtf? 
yay

6:32 AM Jul 11