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Memey Anime Snaz; A story with a story...
Topic Started: Mar 27 2017, 08:21 PM (322 Views)
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EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
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when do the new episodes come out? These are all reruns!
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The Adventures of
Memey Anime Snaz
Maybe Baby Maybe Baby Maybe Baby Maybe Baby Maybe Baby

Episode 5: The Unscrambling


Snaz, a teenage dweeb one morning turned into a weeb. Now he saves people.

But a long lost enemy will rise, and will Snaz remember who he is?

♪ Shining Justice mebae te... Brand-new bed town kōsa suru ibuki... Misaki kara shiokaze tonneru nuke tettō e... Hikareai komichi ni mayoikomu... ♪

RING RING

Huh. Must be from my new cell phone. Hello?

MEMEY ANIME SNAZ! MEMEY ANIME SNAZ! SO GLAD THAT I GUESSED YOUR PHONE NUMBER RIGHT!

Now what seems to be-

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! JUST GET TO THE PRISON

Meanwhile in a tree, on a branch above Memey Anime Snaz

Yes, Mr. Warden, I guess you can say this is a...

omynose 4 shadow...

Muehehehehehe... See ya' soon, Snaz...

At the Bizarreland State Prison and Karaoke Bar...

So who escaped now, Mr. Warden sir?

An old enemy of yours...

Shadow the Edge-hog...

Le gasp. All right, this is actually bad- wait. What do you mean an old enemy of mine?

Oh, yeah. Forgot there used to be a hero before you.

K. Better find this Edge-hog...

Later, in the Neckbeard's Pirate Ship

NOW WHERE IS HE YOU POOR EXCUSE OF A PIRATE!

First of arr, rude, landlubber. Second, ouch, stop slamming my head into the wall. And Third, I will never tell ye.

Not even if I take all of your treasure and hide it like that one king in One Piece?

NO! PLEASE DON'T DO THAT! I'LL TELL YE WHERE THE CREEP IS!

Good...

Now we're in a cave, the lair of Shadow the Edge-hog...

All right, Shadow. I got you cornered, now come out!

omynose 4 shadow!

What?

WHACK!

Ugh... Who knocked me out?

It's great meeting you for the first time, Snaz...

Shadow...

Now I can think of a million edgy ways to torture you, so what would the first be?

Letting me go?

Now Snaz, I wouldn't want to go easy on you. So here's the first one.

To be Continued, on the next adventure of...

The Adventures of
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The Adventures of
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Episode Some Number: The Continuation

Snaz, a teenage dweeb one morning turned into a weeb. Now he saves people.
But who will save him in a dungeon.

Snaz: God, it's been 4 god damn months, Shadow. When will you stop torturing me?

Shadow: Never.

Snaz: God damn it.

Shadow: Now, for the ultimate edgy form of death.

Snaz: is it another batch of 1000 degree knives?

Shadow: Yes. But this time-

Snaz: Over a pool of shark-infested lava?

Shadow: Yes, but-

Snaz: You also have a random sex doll with me to imitate the damsel in distress bit?

Shadow: Yes. And that is-

Snaz: And you also have a-

Shadow: hUmAnS aRe TaLkInG, fAgGoT.

Snaz: k.

Shadow: Now...

Both: You will die a horrible, painful death!
Shadow: N-nani??? Why did you say it with me?

Snaz: Because, using my anime-reality powers, I have developed...
A 『Stand』

Shadow: What the fuck is a "Stand"?

Snaz: Wow, you are too edgy with writing your Sonic Fan Fics that you don't even know what Jojo is?
『Stands』 are the manifestation of one's inner strength. Now, to reveal my 『Stand』!

『Dancing Queen』!

Shadow: Why don't I see anything? You call that a power? It looks more like an excuse to save you some time for living!

Snaz: Next you're going to say "I win because of my edgyness!" To you!

Shadow: I win because of my edgyness-
N-Nani???

Snaz: 『Dancing Queen』!

Shadow is kicked into lava by Snaz' Stand

Shadow: Ow The Edge! IT BURNS
Wait! My omynose 4 shadow power! I have to use it to save me!

Snaz: I thought you would use that. That's why I brought this!
A MASTER BALL!

Shadow: NO! NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BURNS!

Snaz: Save your dead, over used 2009 memes for inside the Maser Ball!

And thus, Shadow was sucked into the Pokeball

Snaz: Heh, I was planning this for 4 whole months. Now for an edgy character, you need an edgy form of death. How about the death note?

Snaz writes into the Death Note from the anime with the same name.

Now... What to do next?

To be Continued.
k this episode isn't lost because i had it on a word counter site.
somehow it was saved on there.
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The Adventures of
Memey Anime Snaz

Episode Square Root of 69: The Filler Fan Service Episode

Snaz, a teenage dweeb one morning turned into a weeb. Now he saves people.
But how will he save himself from his next enemy - Crippling Debt

Snaz: Oh boy, the world is on fire and I am doing fine.

Snaz's Landlord: You're getting kicked out, kid.

Snaz: But why? I'm a hero, isn't that enough to allow me a free apartment?

Landlord: Yeah, beat it.

Later

Snaz: Man, how am I going to get money. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

Then, Snaz notices a beach a block away with a bunch of girls in skimpy bikinis.

Snaz: Oh, yeah. That's why the episode was named "Filler Fan Service Episode." I can exploit these people for money by doing something involving a beach and swimsuits!

Even Later

Snaz: What? What do you mean I can't legally open a beach?

Mayor Cripplebottom: Well, first of all, even though I can give you some leeway, we already have a beach. Second of all, do you know anything about running a beach? How much it costs-

Snaz loses focus on the topic because all he can think of is them tiddies.

Cripplebottom: -the beach clean? Do you?

Snaz: Yes, excuse me, as I dismiss myself out of the office.

Later

Snaz: Rats, if I can't start a beach, then I'll make one using my seldom-used anime powers.

ANIME BEACH JUTSU!

Suddenly, a beach formed, and Snaz dubbed it Snazland.
Snaz: Now I get all of the tiddies I want.

Boobs McKenzie: Shall I take off my bikini, Mr. Snaz?

Snaz: Please, call me Memey Anime Snaz... And yes... Yes you may...

As the blonde big-boobed American Stereotype in Japanese cartoons is about to reveal her damn large boobies, a swarm of people rush out of the beach.

Snaz: What is going on- OH MY GOD NOT YOU AGAIN!

It is reoccurring enemy Neckbeard, Scourage of the 7 Sites, because OP is too lazy to create an original character.

Neckbeard: Yarr harr, I heard you were opening a beach.

Snaz: Illegally.

Neckbeard: So I thought I'd treat my Hentai Kraken to a fine day at the beach.

The Hentai Kraken is already raping a couple of people, so we're cutting the graphic details.

Snaz: Oh no! What should I do?

Neckbeard: I don't know, just make everything as if nothing happened because this is all a dream?

Memey Anime Snaz wakes up in his apartment.

Snaz: Gasp. It was all a dream. So... there was no beach and no tiddies... but most importantly, I don't have crippling debt! Huzzah!

Landlord: Pay your rent!

Snaz: Yay!

Stay tuned for more...

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Episode 110 DIO's World I

Snaz, a teenage dweeb one morning turned into a weeb. Now he saves people.
But how will he save himself from his own powers?

Snaz: God, DAMN IT. IT IS SO BORING.

All of these villains in jail and not one new one appears.

Neckbeard (Obviously breaking out of jail): Ay... In jail, ye say...

Snaz: Now I want - no... Need. I need a new villain who'll actually be a challenge.

Neckbeard: Ye seeking a challenge? How about DIO? I heard he be tougher than Moby Dick. That's what I call my-

Snaz: DIO? You mean the immortal vampire from the Manga and Anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in parts 1 and 3?

Neckbeard: Ye, and thank ye for interrupting me in the middle of my-

Snaz: But how do I bring him here... I know! A ritual involving my anime powers!

Meanwhile, in Snaz's Appartment

Snaz: Now I must perform a satanic ritual with my Anime Powers to summon DIO!

Suddenly, Snaz's smoke detector goes off and Snaz's Landlord rushes in

Snaz's Landlord: You better not be using candles in my apartment complex.

Snaz: Fine. I'll use fake electric candles.

Snaz, after setting up the... electric candles... began chanting the words of aethismo.

Snaz: "Alakazam, Alakazoom. Bring me a villain that will bring us all doom!"

BOOM! The room shifted and stuff flew and hit the landlord's face while he was trying to complain to Snaz about the noise

And then... Clouds... And in the clouds stood a man.

???: Wryyyyyy...

It was DIO.

Snaz: Now... DIO! I challenge you-

DIO: Where am I?

DIO looks around the shabby apartment building, then asks Snaz...

DIO: You there. What did you do?

Snaz: Wow... Rude much? If you had let me finish my sentence I would have-

DIO: I asked you a question.

In the blink of an eye, DIO stood face to face with Memey Anime Snaz

Snaz: And I was talking to you first.

DIO: Very well then... You're almost as annoying as the Joestars...

Suddenly, DIO disapeared from Snaz's sight, and was replaced with a wall of knives that were hurled at Snaz, impacting him without giving our hero a second to avoid.

Snaz: Agh... Nice shot... But luckily I had some magazines in my shirt for some apparent reason, so you haven't won the fight yet. Now! Prepare for my Stand-

Without hesitation, DIO pulled out another set of knives and hurled them at Snaz

DIO: Quiet, you're annoying as hell. Now, I must find my way out of this town and destroy the Joestars... Good bye...

DIO, as a finishing move, fired his Space Ripper Stingy Eye beam at Snaz in order to get rid of him once and for all

Snaz: WHAT!

An impact was seen and blood spat out, in which DIO gave a satisfied look.

DIO: Ho... I win... But now I must find the Joestars and eliminate them once and for all!

`*TO BE CONTINUED*

Stay tuned for more...

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